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TBC what a bunch of fucking losers…
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Speaking of which isn't X'yPoo Canadian as well?
Maybe it's got to do with living in a place where the only thing blocking wind from the north pole is an occasional stray moose.
George?
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I hadn't considered the frigid winds from their north. You could be on to something.
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what the fuck do you got against us Canadians? who are you to want us going up in all the prisons, gas chambers, and scataholes? fuck you damniit! so sick of the sickest pieces of shit coming after Canada. I hope you get Putinized
They're jealous because we have the best beer.
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i liked your post. DON'T LET IT GET TO YOUR HEAD. you still nefarious rapscillion in mine eyes. Watching you over every corner in the hood.
Maple syrup too.. so heavenly delicious
and the Americans and their stupid groundhogs predicting the weather. Like WTF? is up with that. Beavers are better..
and WE ARE FUCKING NICER. they be all ready for a drive by if you disagree with them. Like seek help mothefuckers.
Nicer? Look at the way you're talking to me right now. lol
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what the fuck is issues with me? you got something to me.. just say or fuck off.
see the Canadian way.. because YOU KNOW in your heart I ain't being mean but when the Americans type shit like that out you just know you gonna be dead in seconds aka cancelled online or dead for real FOR REAL soon in real life. They so fucking serious and can't read US Northerners. We got like a psychic bond they will never understand.
Damn right!!!!!!!!! Canada is the coolest country on earth! Every other country is inferior and can't curl as well as us too. Fuck 'em all!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't have anything against Canadians. I've visited Canada and although I didn't get to see much but the air force base at Cold Lake all the Canadians I met were lovely people.
I'm only suggesting prolonged exposure to moose fart laced polar winds might, uh, have effects.
That's all.
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And I am bald!
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Moosehead!
That and Killian's Irish Red were my go-to alcoholic beverages but my Kroger doesn't carry them anymore so when I pick up a six pack now I get Yuengling. It's a fine enough ale but not Killian's or Moosehead, alas.
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We have cut down on the stray moose problem over the last few years.
Always Spay and Neuter Your Pets.
Darthinia Von Vader
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You remind me of Rip Torn in Canadian Bacon. Like in Star Trek.. RED ALERT! RED ALERT!! the Americans are plotting.. and Canada is gonna get bombed by this dude right now. I'm gonna off to Timbuktooth now @Alticus you being go over yonder to those natives in the South American swamps that like humans a lot
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So, why do all the coolest Canadians leave Canada? And where do they go? Like Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey, Martin Short...do I need to go on?
Oh, I can't forget Keanu Reeves...
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Fear not, gentle northman.
I've never bombed anyone who didn't ask for it.
Well- almost never...
Right on fellow Canuck!
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DONT MESS WITH CANADA..
GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL
GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL
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Yep. It’s the northern part of the Americas
Kiss may ass. lol
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No one is "messing" with Canada for fuck's sake.
We all think you're really cute in flannel, denim, and those puffy jackets; plus it's very endearing the way you pronounce 'out' as 'oot' and such.
So adorable.
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On the left is "The Americas".
"America" is just the USA.
"America" is just the USA.
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Darthinia Von Vader
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you were really behind the big one EH? 9/11?? FUCKING SAVAGE what you.. Bet your name Mohammad Bum Liden??? so this site is probably terrorist owned huh? spying on me right now? well you won't find anything on me.. or anyone else for that matter on here.
*SHIELDS UP..* Canadian made one at that
Never fuck with Skywalker sumbitch
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Your Mom never called you son, ergo you're not very bright.
And bald.
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I had nothing to do with 9/11, not even Building Seven which totally fell of its own accord exactly the way they described it despite what you may hear from various engineering experts who aren't under the purview of one USA governmental agency or another.
There were no bombs involved at all.
My government said there weren't and if anyone should know it's them.
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