The Ask MasterBlaster Thread

[X]

I park it in Scotts ass

 

[SHAMPAIN]

What happened to the back tire, ya give fat ass Laquisha from the KFC a ride home the other night?

His truly expensive Lithium Batteries exploded under the weight of Laquisha and his 2 tonne conscience...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

@MasterBlaster would you have the balls to be as ALPHA as this finger?

Nobody can match my bravery! Took one for TF! Fuckin famous

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

No body ever answered my damn question.

 

[MasterBlaster]

I did, you just didn't hear me.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I did, you just didn't hear me.

Tell me again please.

 

[MasterBlaster]

It doesn't work like that. Don't blame me - I didn't start this thread.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

So... @MasterBlaster are these possibly the greatest tits ever?
Alexandra Daddario

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

So... @MasterBlaster are these possibly the greatest tits ever?
Alexandra Daddario

She likes black men.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

So... @MasterBlaster are these possibly the greatest tits ever?
Alexandra Daddario

She likes black men.

NOPE, Worse! A Juden!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

So... @MasterBlaster are these possibly the greatest tits ever?
Alexandra Daddario

She likes black men.

NOPE, Worse! A Juden!

Jews are worse than blacks?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

So... @MasterBlaster are these possibly the greatest tits ever?
Alexandra Daddario

She likes black men.

NOPE, Worse! A Juden!

Jews are worse than blacks?

I dunno why blacks are even involved in this retorting stuff but Jews are the spawn of Satan! So yes, the Hebrew is beneath cockroaches...

 

[MasterBlaster]

Those are the greatest tits ever.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

So... @MasterBlaster are these possibly the greatest tits ever?
Alexandra Daddario

She likes black men.

NOPE, Worse! A Juden!

Jews are worse than blacks?

I dunno why blacks are even involved in this retorting stuff but Jews are the spawn of Satan! So yes, the Hebrew is beneath cockroaches...

If you say so but I think the burr heads are worse.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

So... @MasterBlaster are these possibly the greatest tits ever?
Alexandra Daddario

She likes black men.

NOPE, Worse! A Juden!

Jews are worse than blacks?

I dunno why blacks are even involved in this retorting stuff but Jews are the spawn of Satan! So yes, the Hebrew is beneath cockroaches...

If you say so but I think the burr heads are worse.

You’ve a lot to learn

 

[SHAMPAIN]

@Oliver Shagnasty

 

[MasterBlaster]

Keep posting those goodest posts.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Keep posting those goodest posts.

Goodest enough? :ThumbsUp4:
Gooder?

 

[MasterBlaster]

Close.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Close.

Tricky bastard, do you mean close as in 2mm away or close as in shut the door?

 

[Jeannie]

I park it in Scotts ass

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I need to go to work for a few hours, pretty stoned though, any tips? Ah feck it cheerio

 

[Jeannie]

I need to go to work for a few hours, pretty stoned though, any tips? Ah feck it cheerio

u work w/ machinery so get at least a little sleep. counting sheep works 4 me and i lose count at about 40
- c u l8r :)

 

[X]

I need to go to work for a few hours, pretty stoned though, any tips? Ah feck it cheerio

It's a fucking button !! Push the godamm thing is all LOLOL

 

[X]

@MasterBlaster would you have the balls to be as ALPHA as this finger?

Nobody can match my bravery! Took one for TF! Fuckin famous

Ooooooooo Looky .. spIderps

 

[X]

Did anyone watch the All-Star Elvis Tribute last night ? It was great, really well done ... But i here things like Elvis grew up in a small town with lot's of poor Black folk and as a kid he would listen to the songs they would sing .. and those songs are most of his hits now, essentially having stole them ... wonder if it's true

 

[MasterBlaster]

Since you asked - no.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I need to go to work for a few hours, pretty stoned though, any tips? Ah feck it cheerio

It's a fucking button !! Push the godamm thing is all LOLOL

@MasterBlaster would you have the balls to be as ALPHA as this finger?

Nobody can match my bravery! Took one for TF! Fuckin famous

Ooooooooo Looky .. spIderps

I spent 4 years at college to press a button? I thought I shovelled shit before, did you use your psychic powers to change it at will? At least I have a job you creep....
Mocks spiders yet raids bins for wood to make terrible cat stands Bahahahahaaa what a fuckin nonce creep!

 

[X]

For christsakes .. is that a suicide note ffs LMFAO

 

[SHAMPAIN]

For christsakes .. is that a suicide note ffs LMFAO

Sure.... How about you aim for at least 5 constructive posts a day instead of invading every thread with pathetic bitchy comments...