Wednesday, April 02, 2008
Beaver - The list of Honor
Mr. Pickles recently posted the top ten BH members. Shortly after he followed up with a list of the bottom ten members. If you understand the point of flaming then it is to piss people off via text. Actually that is hard to do without resorting to short cuts like using PI. I of course never had that problem and always looked down on people who neither had the talent to piss people off with simple text or had to run and hide as a troll to mask their weakness and non-talent asses.
So if the point is to piss people off then the list you want to be on is Mr. Pickles bottom 10 list of people he clearly has some type of grudge against. His list of top 10 was nothing more than a list of his buddies that took the time to show him a little attention since when all is said and done is what Mr. Pickles has always been after.
Take a look at his list. its very interesting.
Quote:Mr.Pickles
Some people are born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Some are born with a piping hot log of shit there instead. This thread will deal with the collective bags of unbursted puss that fill these hallowed halls with worthless, forgetful and over all insignificant words that entertain only the easily amused, incompetent and mildly retarded.Losers in life and these very pages, I present you the
Bottom Ten.
10- SirSuperSouthern.A fag who lives up to the southern moron better than it could be portrayed in a exploitative film from Hollywood. Rumor has it he has developed his ass to sweat on mental command to simulate a moist vagina for sexual encounters.
9- Wino.Shit breeds shit, and it don't get any shitier than the shit this piece of shit posts. Just read one post from him in any thread, there is always a response worse than whatever he posted before. It goes from bad to worse to horrible in the span of seconds, you tend to feel pity for this joke. Pity on a flame board is not good, just ask...
8- FraggedYou.Fragged has to be the worst competitive flamer in the history of the game. This is the only person I really hope finally gets his act together and starts to write well, cause nobody can truly be this bad. I think in real life he's the only person who could fuck up a wet dream.
7- Beaver Cleaver.Don't get me wrong, Beave can write and troll with the best of them, but he's such a fucking bi-polar snot rag he's seriously getting hard to read. The whole thing is a conspiracy, but he does not realize the joke is not on him, it IS him.
6- Evil Bastard.He can't flame. He can't chop. He can't troll. Why does he bother?
5- Sum Cunt.Whatever nic he decides to use or pretend to be, this guy reminds me of the local drunk who spews shit just to hear himself talk. Or in Cunty Balls delusion, write. The first to tell you how great he is, the last to know nobody cares about him or the shite he writes.
4- V-Agent.Carrying the tradition of the Tard reg joining Chrome, Zappa, Mr.Niceguy and Cassandra's Curse comes the next idiot to carry flames, which have now become worthless. Long winded, boring, and unimpressive V-Agent will tell you your running from him, yet who has he actually beaten in a match? Name just one flamer of note, and maybe this "serious" writer will be taken "seriously". Thank God for ignore.
3-Nazi-Admin.A child with a panel, another lover of males, this fool is quickly becoming a laughing stock behind the scenes, by some clever actions from his mental better. Haw Haw. Oh wait, isn't this fool suppose to be a member of Mensa? Don't you think a person with an IQ to support that claim would find something better, more constructive and generally smarter to do with their time than post on a flame board? Embarrassing!!!
2- ATVile.A PI posting shit wit who is now a cancer for this board. People don't trust him and a lot of people worry he might post their PI if they say the wrong thing to him. I guess he does not know this is a game. He honestly needs to go, and should take his fucking beaner joke brother with him. Human shit like this will kill this place.
1- The last remaining members of FC.Yes, they post here, under different nics. Go back to your home, where they fix matches, read your PM's and Google your static IP address to gather PI on you. We don't do that stuff here, and you get banned for that. It's not our fault your home is dead.Quite a list. Some heavy baggage too.
How do YOU not end up here?
Simple.
Don't be a tard.
Now to show how good I really am you have to see he has some kind of grudge against me. Now why would that be? The only time I took exception to anything that little pip-squeak ever did was when he nic-switched over at Havok's old forum pretending to be Projectile Vomit, a flamer who mr. Pickles couldn't even be mentioned in the same room with.
On top of that I went out of my way when I let him on this very blog, bending the qualifications so that slackard could attempt to do something of any merit. Of course he failed miserably. Then Toefacter brought him back and he had enough sense to not even try the second go round since he was practically laughed off the blog the first time. Of course how did he even think his shit would sell over here when most of his articles were about boring trolls he was running with his butt buddies?
The bottom line is he failed because of his own stupidity and could never own up to his short comings. No....he needed me to project all his shame and humiliation on. Yes in his sick demented mind his failure was beaver's fault.
So some of you up and coming flamers have to set your sights high. Ask yourself can I accomplish what Beaver does routinely? Can I do practically nothing and still get people piseed at me? Many try, few succeed.
Lets move on. I noticed sum cun't is on this list. This comes as no surprise at all. I mean sum cun't has succeeded where Mr. Pickles could not even compete with the likes of Flynn. So its only natural Mr. Pickles would want to discredit him.
The one big surprise is Evil Blood. EB is not on either list. Now that is strange. You either love or hate EB. There is never any middle ground with him. So what happened? Did he not put EB on the top ten list because he thought it would make Doomsday mad and thus mess up any chance he has of being a BH Reg? If not then why wasn't EB on the bottom ten list? Was it because he is afraid of EB? Anyway you look at it Mr. Pickles must be the sniviling coward many think he is.
So I wonder how he is doing with his goal of being regged? Has his brownnossing and sucking up paid off yet? Lets take a close look.
Go over to BH and hold you mouse over Mr. Pickles BH flames. It shows the flames are his avatar that he himself put there. Now right click and look at properties. Its nothing more than an image he uploaded.
Now look at any BH reg that you know is a reg and look at properties. Its a "logo" given to regs. Real regs. So again Mr. Pickles is a failure at even being regged. He is still a wannbe reg which is nothing more than the status of a tard.
I must say that it makes me proud to be on Mr. Pickles bottom 10 list. Anytime a complete failure of a troll/flamer like him tries to discredit me it always fails. The truth is I feel like thanking Mr. Pickles for putting me on the list as it feeds my already bloated ego. It also proves once again I am one of the best.
So what was that list all about? That is the list of flamers BH wants to either come back or be more active at BH. They are the people that create activity out of nothing. If Mr. Pickles can show he can troll some of those people back he might get his BH reg flames for real
