The King Martini I run from attention thread...

[Blandscape]

So, I simply questioned KM on his inability to deliver anything but fuck all twice, he reacts to that by asking me to set up a "match" thread, I set up said match thread, and he give's a couple of jibes about my 'funeral', and then proceeds to ignore it under a carpet bombing of scat?

Is this whit he delivers?

You cannot beat me KM, you are just not talented enough. Don't feel bad, I easily destroyed Cunty as well. That's why he banned me from Cw's site. I fucked Bwain up the arse more than a few times, I seem to always inadvertently squash Proxy and his accounts underfoot, and I look good delivering common sense to the intrinsically unblessed.

I have no problem wiff ye boy, I just know you cannot beat me sensible.

You are right not to try.

 

[The Cuntess]

You can stop beating your chest now, Schlomo

 

[Blandscape]

You can stop beating your chest now, Schlomo

Let me guess, KM left.

 

[Blandscape]

Well he does need to keep his ability to attract new talent virgo-intacto!

 

[The Cuntess]

Awww Poofer, you gonna let this fool drag you like that?

 

[Blandscape]

Of course he is.

 

[Blandscape]

I'm a real-time poster, he's just a bucket of verbs and adjectives spilled in a bar room brawl.

 

[Blandscape]

I wonder when Poppy is going to sort me out...

 

[Blandscape]

I need sorting out.

 

[The Cuntess]

Poppy is in the corner licking his wounds

 

[Blandscape]

Well according to Regan, I even hate saying that out loud, Proxy's proxy Poppy is on her way.

 

[Blandscape]

It's obviously the long way.

 

[Blandscape]

Send me Poppy, Proxy.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Poppy is in the corner licking his wounds

Is his frankenpussy leaking again?

 

[Master]

Hey moron, go post in the match thread.

You have a perfectly good thread already yet you are spamming this place up with incoherent blather.

I have beaten you countless times already. It’s your turn to make a first post.



That was from six years ago and put a nail thru your Twinkie soft ego the first time.

Three times, moron. Three times I used your carcass as kindling and now your trying to run towards the open flame waving gas cans? Bitch plz.

Post in the match thread, gimp. It’s that simple.

 

[Blandscape]

Hey moron, go post in the match thread.

You have a perfectly good thread already yet you are spamming this place up with incoherent blather.

I have beaten you countless times already. It’s your turn to make a first post.



That was from six years ago and put a nail thru your Twinkie soft ego the first time.

Three times, moron. Three times I used your carcass as kindling and now your trying to run towards the open flame waving gas cans? Bitch plz.

Post in the match thread, gimp. It’s that simple.

I like you even more when you struggle little laddie. It gives you a sense of purpose.

 

[Blandscape]

And you should have a purpose...

 

[Master]

Hey moron, go post in the match thread.

You have a perfectly good thread already yet you are spamming this place up with incoherent blather.

I have beaten you countless times already. It’s your turn to make a first post.



That was from six years ago and put a nail thru your Twinkie soft ego the first time.

Three times, moron. Three times I used your carcass as kindling and now your trying to run towards the open flame waving gas cans? Bitch plz.

Post in the match thread, gimp. It’s that simple.

I like you even more when you struggle little laddie. It gives you a sense of purpose.

And I can’t stand when you bleat like a lonely pig when you have a perfectly good match thread you can use to create content.

Why so skuurd?

 

[Blandscape]

Unfortunately it might involve me violently relating to a 5lb rubber mallet, a hope that someone else might help you out, or that a deity for example may intervene on your behalf.

I don't give ye any hope though, because if any of that transpired.... I would still fuck you up.

 

[Master]

Prove it, then.

Stop talking about it and do it.

 

[Blandscape]

Hey moron, go post in the match thread.

You have a perfectly good thread already yet you are spamming this place up with incoherent blather.

I have beaten you countless times already. It’s your turn to make a first post.



That was from six years ago and put a nail thru your Twinkie soft ego the first time.

Three times, moron. Three times I used your carcass as kindling and now your trying to run towards the open flame waving gas cans? Bitch plz.

Post in the match thread, gimp. It’s that simple.

I like you even more when you struggle little laddie. It gives you a sense of purpose.

And I can’t stand when you bleat like a lonely pig when you have a perfectly good match thread you can use to create content.

Why so skuurd?

But you haven't posted in my match thread that you demanded.

 

[Blandscape]

Not a match post anyway. Did you fink you did?

 

[Blandscape]

You fought ye did, didn't ye?

 

[Blandscape]

Listen KM we all see you.

 

[Blandscape]

You are a coward.

 

[Blandscape]

A balless prick that I stomp on any ol' time I please.

 

[Blandscape]

Prove me wrong cuntwad.

 

[Blandscape]

Ye are just another Proxy to me.

 

[Blandscape]

Apart frum dat, I find ye quite entertaining.

 

[Blandscape]

You shid sort me out...