The Murdy, Oak, KM phone call

[Frood]

^^^ watch his English become even more unglued. Lulz

 

[Fredricka]

Would your gothic tits grow in that environment DD?

I knew that line was on the way, try to be less predictable, zzz

 

[Fredricka]

Money you need or something? Try DD to stay on topic here.

Are you staying on topic? Fyi the topic is martini pretending people want to chat to him on the phone, and absurdly did so for 2 hours, farfetched I know

 

[Lotte Skoring]

Fyi the topic is martini pretending people want to chat to him on the phone

Noooo. The subject is you doing the dance of the 7 veils.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Noooo. The subject is you doing the dance of the 7 veils.

I'd watch that.

 

[Fredricka]

Noooo. The subject is you doing the dance of the 7 veils.

That's not what it says in the title, you're seeing what you want to see

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That's not what it says in the title, you're seeing what you want to see

I want to see you do the dance of seven veils.

 

[Seamajor]

^^^ watch his English become even more unglued. Lulz

Unglued? A funny reply for the truth. Take that half butt out from your brown teeth and listen for a change.

 

[Seamajor]

I want to see you do the dance of seven veils.

I bet. After your shift tonight. Maybe?

 

[Fredricka]

I want to see you do the dance of seven veils.

You can see it tonight, in your dreams

 

[Frood]

Unglued? A funny reply for the truth. Take that half butt out from your brown teeth and listen for a change.

Was that something a parent in Costa Rica yelled at you?

 

[Seamajor]

Was that something a parent in Costa Rica yelled at you?

Your look must be a hoot to anyone normal

 

[Seamajor]

Which includes everyone

 

[Lotte Skoring]

I'd watch that.

I would too, but no telling for how long before busting out laughing at her efforts.

 

[Fredricka]

I would too, but no telling for how long before busting out laughing at her efforts.

My fingers hovering over that karen.....

 

[Frood]

Seaboobs is off his meds and out of his tree again! Be careful, peoples...

... he might think he's ripping his geriatric diaper off but it could be your unassuming face in another postal code... which he has no idea how he arrived there.

 

[Dove]

Well, I'm not nearly pretty as I once was, Reeka.
Neither are you and still I will allow you to dance for me.
Articles of clothing you will shed.

No no. "Shit faced" is how us youngerns say "drunk".

She's asking if you are drunk. Which of course, you are.

 

[Joe]

Let’s examine Prolapse aka @The Prowler

A self-proclaimed “socialite” “alpha male” “happily married” “envied by men” “friend to all” specimen of forum bottom dwelling minion RL micro penis if I’ve ever seen one.

History: how did he get here?

CO flunky. Exposed by Dove as Martini way back in 2015… debunked by MOI!

Hated by Flea during the SG era.

Can’t flame. Hides behind the “I hate women” documented epic fail limp wristed rhetoric.

Calls Oak “fat” constantly because her brain outweighs his entire existence in real time.

Let’s dive deeper…

Proposed proposed to Rosie O’Donnell after 10 (TEN FUCKING YEARS) years of being swindled by online cat fish tranny abortion money and the snail trail couch to the fridge disaster accepts this like she accepted this bullshit matrimony… cheaper to keep her! Never has posted the ring btw.

Spends his life of “happiness” online calling women who are living with attorneys and have JDs “fat” to overcome his tic tac sized micro penis. Again… too cheap for a penis implant. Cheaper to be online while your beard avoids you like the plague and you sleep in the basement on the couch with the dogs … hopefully stroking with less perversion than yourself.

Too cheap for in-vitro, a surrogate, or legal adoption.

Adopted a 3rd world baby… and resorted to umpire at a little league when his wife decided to numb herself with benzodiazepines and 86’d him out of the master bedroom…. Things that make you go hmmmmmmm

But… still… a legend in his own bald ass head…

SWOOSH!!!

That's our Lex @The Prowler , @Murdy Murd

 

[Joe]

Let’s examine Prolapse aka @The Prowler

A self-proclaimed “socialite” “alpha male” “happily married” “envied by men” “friend to all” specimen of forum bottom dwelling minion RL micro penis if I’ve ever seen one.

History: how did he get here?

CO flunky. Exposed by Dove as Martini way back in 2015… debunked by MOI!

Hated by Flea during the SG era.

Can’t flame. Hides behind the “I hate women” documented epic fail limp wristed rhetoric.

Calls Oak “fat” constantly because her brain outweighs his entire existence in real time.

Let’s dive deeper…

Proposed proposed to Rosie O’Donnell after 10 (TEN FUCKING YEARS) years of being swindled by online cat fish tranny abortion money and the snail trail couch to the fridge disaster accepts this like she accepted this bullshit matrimony… cheaper to keep her! Never has posted the ring btw.

Spends his life of “happiness” online calling women who are living with attorneys and have JDs “fat” to overcome his tic tac sized micro penis. Again… too cheap for a penis implant. Cheaper to be online while your beard avoids you like the plague and you sleep in the basement on the couch with the dogs … hopefully stroking with less perversion than yourself.

Too cheap for in-vitro, a surrogate, or legal adoption.

Adopted a 3rd world baby… and resorted to umpire at a little league when his wife decided to numb herself with benzodiazepines and 86’d him out of the master bedroom…. Things that make you go hmmmmmmm

But… still… a legend in his own bald ass head…

SWOOSH!!!

That's Our Lex @The Prowler , @Murdy!

Spot on 100% Accurate...fo sho'! lol

No Bull!

 

[Seamajor]

Seaboobs is off his meds and out of his tree again! Be careful, peoples...

... he might think he's ripping his geriatric diaper off but it could be your unassuming face in another postal code... which he has no idea how he arrived there.

I’m pleased I’m not you or living your fucked up life. I’m happy tho I’m ever present in your half a brain.

 

[Seamajor]

Poor poor DD. Stuck broke and dumber than fuck.

 

[Frood]

I’m pleased I’m not you or living your fucked up life. I’m happy tho I’m ever present in your half a brain.

Projections from a lobotomy ancient vhimp?

 

[Fredricka]

I'm a Stuck broken record and dumber than fuck.

Finally you admit it

 

[Frood]

Seaboobs is a bloody fucktard of the highest grade.... he should be behind zoo bars and made to wear a nappy.

 

[Fredricka]

Seaboobs is a bloody fucktard of the highest grade.... he should be behind zoo bars and made to wear a nappy.

Or in one of those victorian Freak shows

 

[Lotte Skoring]

No no. "Shit faced" is how us youngerns say "drunk".

She's asking if you are drunk. Which of course, you are.

. Pretending not to know (and btw, us old folks also used that phrase many many years ago, while you labor under the dellusion that you invented it) then sending the insult back is how us comedians comedy.
I hope I am not being too ortho terrarium, Duhv. Forgive me if I was being all wellian.

PS: I was as I am now, sober as a judge....not like that rapist frat-boy SCOTUS judge, or like you are most of your sad pathetic junkie, hooker life..

 

[Seamajor]

Seaboobs is a bloody fucktard of the highest grade.... he should be behind zoo bars and made to wear a nappy.

i like getting to ya DD.

 

[Frood]

? That doesn't make any sense, alzheimer chimp.

 

[Seamajor]

? That doesn't make any sense, alzheimer chimp.

It means I l

 

[Seamajor]

? That doesn't make any sense, alzheimer chimp.

It means I live in your brain. You knew that.