The New who Knew IS a Jew thread...

[Blandscape]

That is your weakness, not mine.

 

[Blandscape]

Now, maybe Not Aryan or The Countess, can explain to us all what exactly their problem is with being a Jew. And please, base it in the reality of history, and not histrionics?

 

[Garraty_47]

Have you cut your hair yet ya out-of-date relic?

Die curious, you horrid person.

 

[Blandscape]

And then watch me destroy it.

 

[cw_]

 

[Blandscape]

Of course they do, they merely need to state it.

 

[Omnipotent]

Have you cut your hair yet ya out-of-date relic?

Die curious, you horrid person.

You first ya dope smoking aging hippy...

 

[Omnipotent]

I'm also a quarter Aussie.
Torres straight islander descent.

Sheeit... you're a multinational.

I was kidding sunshine... but I have tried vegemite.

Try Promite.... it's a bit nicer.

 

[Flynn]

I spy a love connection between Garraty and Caskur!!!!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Blandscape's response the first time he was accused of being ein jude;

 

[Garraty_47]

I spy a love connection between Garraty and Caskur!!!!

Unless you meant I'd "love" to find her drowning and throw her an anvil...

...check your condition because it's kinda tilted.

 

[Lily]

You are old stock Spanish Jew.

Yes, you got me. A Mexican Jew

They're out there.

Louis C.K. - comedian

Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo - Mayor of Mexico City

Pati Jinich - grandparent escaped to Mexico City from the Nazis

 

[Lily]

So we have Casket as a Jew, Aryan, BF and The Countess.

I'll volunteer, because why not?

 

[Omnipotent]

I spy a love connection between Garraty and Caskur!!!!

He has this thing for me ever since I objected to some brown American getting pregnant TWICE in Australian to stop being deported. The stupid old hippy thinks I am a horrible person not to want our stuggling workers to help out some conniving US slag attached to our public paid health system while her SO languishes in jail.

 

[senior penor]

A scottish jew? jesus christ........

 

[Omnipotent]

I want to be a Jewess and sing like Barbra Streisand.

 

[Frood]

A scottish jew? jesus christ........

I was boning a Scottish Russian Jew decades ago... she was a double cheap nasty bitch in the end when the relationship ended.

But her Scottish side was from Glasgow, so fair enough.... just those genetics on their own should have been a red flag.

 

[Blandscape]

A scottish jew? jesus christ........

I was boning a Scottish Russian Jew decades ago... she was a double cheap nasty bitch in the end when the relationship ended.

But her Scottish side was from Glasgow, so fair enough.... just those genetics on their own should have been a red flag.

For what my tiny sack of ruffled testicle skin.

The viability of your own stupidity.

 

[Frood]

A scottish jew? jesus christ........

I was boning a Scottish Russian Jew decades ago... she was a double cheap nasty bitch in the end when the relationship ended.

But her Scottish side was from Glasgow, so fair enough.... just those genetics on their own should have been a red flag.

For what my tiny sack of ruffled testicle skin.

The viability of your own stupidity.

You talk shit in pointless circles unless you're hospitalised and on a morphine drip.

Please take up narcotics in your daily or promptly shut the fuck up, you blithering third rate extra douchebag in Dad's Army...

 

[Adam Hitler]

A scottish jew? jesus christ........

I was boning a Scottish Russian Jew decades ago... she was a double cheap nasty bitch in the end when the relationship ended.

But her Scottish side was from Glasgow, so fair enough.... just those genetics on their own should have been a red flag.

Did she say "ACCCCKKKKK!!!!" before every sentence?

 

[Frood]

A scottish jew? jesus christ........

I was boning a Scottish Russian Jew decades ago... she was a double cheap nasty bitch in the end when the relationship ended.

But her Scottish side was from Glasgow, so fair enough.... just those genetics on their own should have been a red flag.

Did she say "ACCCCKKKKK!!!!" before every sentence?

Only when she was trying to shave my wallet....

 

[X]

Do the others in the ovens find your words as incessantly boring as we do borescape ?

 

[Blandscape]

A scottish jew? jesus christ........

I was boning a Scottish Russian Jew decades ago... she was a double cheap nasty bitch in the end when the relationship ended.

But her Scottish side was from Glasgow, so fair enough.... just those genetics on their own should have been a red flag.

For what my tiny sack of ruffled testicle skin.

The viability of your own stupidity.

Please take up narcotics in your daily or promptly shut the fuck up, you blithering third rate extra douchebag in Dad's Army...

And after all those narcotics, I still make you feel wonderfully inadequate.

 

[Blandscape]

A scottish jew? jesus christ........

I was boning a Scottish Russian Jew decades ago... she was a double cheap nasty bitch in the end when the relationship ended.

But her Scottish side was from Glasgow, so fair enough.... just those genetics on their own should have been a red flag.

Did she say "ACCCCKKKKK!!!!" before every sentence?

You seem even unable to spell Och right.

You do realise that Scots English is recognised not as a dialect, but a language. By the UN no less.

Don't you speak my language at least once a year the world over when you sing Auld Lang Syne?

 

[Blandscape]

Now that we all agree you are more Jewish than me Not Aryan, how will you and yours be celebrating yon yonder Yom Kippur?

 

[Seamajor]

A scottish jew? jesus christ........

I was boning a Scottish Russian Jew decades ago... she was a double cheap nasty bitch in the end when the relationship ended.

But her Scottish side was from Glasgow, so fair enough.... just those genetics on their own should have been a red flag.

For what my tiny sack of ruffled testicle skin.

The viability of your own stupidity.

You talk shit in pointless circles unless you're hospitalised and on a morphine drip.

Please take up narcotics in your daily or promptly shut the fuck up, you blithering third rate extra douchebag in Dad's Army...

Anything like a cigarette you can’t live with out?

 

[Blandscape]

Do the others in the ovens find your words as incessantly boring as we do borescape ?

I don't know, do you often make a speech as you burn no-one worth repeating, in your cold claustrophobic dead oven of worth?

 

[Blandscape]

Now, is anyone going to actually explain what is wrong with being a Jewish person?

 

[Blandscape]

Anyone?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Perhaps you should explain what's right with it, seeing as you're so invested in donning your snot green Israeli Defence Force army attire and defending all things kosher...