The Offical Regulators list

[Biggie Smiles]

So Dove also knows you're an anal lover/virgin?

Did you guys tingle each other's anal orifice's with wire scrub brushes and empty Pez dispensers when you guys ate each other out?

Ever heard the term "eating that thong" ?

her ass cheeks be eating that park bench

 

[Flynn]

Ever heard the term "eating that thong" ?

her ass cheeks be eating that park bench

Why are you posting to me you fucking midget?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Why are you posting to me you fucking midget?

Does that hurt you?

 

[Murdy]

So Dove also knows you're an anal lover/virgin?

Did you guys tingle each other's anal orifice's with wire scrub brushes and empty Pez dispensers when you guys ate each other out?

I don’t do anal.

But Dove…

D ate my ass like she was a diabetic and the last hit of insulin on the planet was tucked deep in my small intestine. That was after she tried to chew through my jeans like a rabid dog to turn me dike.

The woman is a feral fucking animal. Nothing was enough to satisfy that insatiable appetite. When it was over, she was vigorously dry humping a patio chair while she smoked a cig. Then she jumped up, beat on her chest with her fists, flexed her 4” clit and jumped around from car to car like a gorilla in heat squirting into the air so much that passerby’s commented that it was raining.

I barely got out alive…..

 

[Flynn]

I don’t do anal.

But Dove…

D ate my ass like she was a diabetic and the last hit of insulin on the planet was tucked deep in my small intestine. That was after she tried to chew through my jeans like a rabid dog to turn me dike.

The woman is a feral fucking animal. Nothing was enough to satisfy that insatiable appetite. When it was over, she was vigorously dry humping a patio chair while she smoked a cig. Then she jumped up, beat on her chest with her fists, flexed her 4” clit and jumped around from car to car like a gorilla in heat squirting into the air so much that passerby’s commented that it was raining.

I barely got out alive…..

"D ate my ass like she was a diabetic and the last hit of insulin on the planet was tucked deep in my small intestine. That was after she tried to chew through my jeans like a rabid dog to turn me dike."

 

[Master]

I don’t do anal.

But Dove…

D ate my ass like she was a diabetic and the last hit of insulin on the planet was tucked deep in my small intestine. That was after she tried to chew through my jeans like a rabid dog to turn me dike.

The woman is a feral fucking animal. Nothing was enough to satisfy that insatiable appetite. When it was over, she was vigorously dry humping a patio chair while she smoked a cig. Then she jumped up, beat on her chest with her fists, flexed her 4” clit and jumped around from car to car like a gorilla in heat squirting into the air so much that passerby’s commented that it was raining.

I barely got out alive…..

 

[Flynn]

Does that hurt you?

What a dumb question.

Those black velcro orthopedic shoes must be cutting off the oxygen to that hamster sized brain of yours.

 

[Murdy]

What a dumb question.

Those black velcro orthopedic shoes must be cutting off the oxygen to that hamster sized brain of yours.

Tell him to sit the fuck down. I’ve put myself in more compromising positions trying to shave my no~no. Zero stars. Highly do not recommend.

Dove is pathological talking about the best sex of my life. Bitch, who did you suck off before you showed up at Big’s door? Cause he clearly blew your back out and slammed your head into the bathroom stall too hard.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Tell him to sit the fuck down. I’ve put myself in more compromising positions trying to shave my no~no. Zero stars. Highly do not recommend.

Dove is pathological talking about the best sex of my life. Bitch, who did you suck off before you showed up at Big’s door? Cause he clearly blew your back out and slammed your head into the bathroom stall too hard.

No murdy I never wanted to fuck you. You’re too fat and pasty and you’re going bald

Plus you had a bit of an odor. You know, down there

 

[Seamajor]

Does that hurt you?

That you’re a dwarf? Get real little cowboy

 

[UncleDiLF]

That you’re a dwarf? Get real little cowboy

Mister SeaMajor. What is your take on these regs versus Alphas?

 

[Seamajor]

Mister SeaMajor. What is your take on these regs versus Alphas?

I just want to have fun. Long live Haystack Calhoun

 

[Breakfall]

Awww look at the hypocrite bringing in all teh feeeeeelz. This is almost as endearing as Raven posting her misconstrued portrayals from the Troll alt.

I’m bored AF. Grow a personality already.

Get slim you fat cunt! Löl

 

[Murdy]

Get slim you fat cunt! Löl

Grow a set of balls, you weak turncoat of a gimp.

 

[Flynn]

Get slim you fat cunt! Löl

Hi Breakfall!!!!

 

[Murdy]

Little boys like Breakie used to be classified as minons where I’m from.

They can’t hang on their own. The second they get butthurted, they sellout for the first meat-shield willing to do their bidding.

I wonder if he felt stoopid when he realized that Big is the fat cunt… loaded question of course

 

[Breakfall]

Grow a set of balls, you weak turncoat of a gimp.

Stop trying to flirt with me, it’s way too early in the morning, and besides…I’m the wrong colour! BLM!!! Löl

 

[Murdy]

Stop trying to flirt with me, it’s way too early in the morning, and besides…I’m the wrong colour! BLM!!! Löl

Unlike Dove, my kids match.

But don’t let me stop you from professing your lurve for the big black cock…..

 

[Breakfall]

Unlike Dove, my kids match.

But don’t let me stop you from professing your lurve for the big black cock…..

Oi…I just noticed your custom title, “who nose?” Lölölöl….you cracked me up!

That nose!!!!

 

[Dove]

I pretend that my butthole doesn’t exist in a relationship. Shit, I don’t even let a fart escape until we’ve been shacked up for at least 6 months….

You’ve got me confused for Dove, who takes a BAS (big ass shit) after eating Indian food on a first date.

I only poop once a day. It's always around 9am....regularly. And I have a healthy and balanced gut.

But I have definately farted right on my incredible and gorgeous man's thigh while he is spooning me and I'm falling asleep. And we chuckle about it. It's not because we have been close friends for nearly 30 years....it's because we are not narcissistic dickwads who need to pretend to be something we are not.

I would never eat Indian food. Yuck.

 

[Dove]

So Dove also knows you're an anal lover/virgin?

Did you guys tingle each other's anal orifice's with wire scrub brushes and empty Pez dispensers when you guys ate each other out?

Mostly she just went down on me while the guy I was going through a break up with fucked her from behind.

It really wasn't anywhere near as interesting as she makes it out to be. She had to run right to the internet with it though because just like Narctini they need everyone to know they have gotten laid. And I suspect she was hoping that getting baptized in river Dove was gonna make her more sexually appealing to Biggie.

So is your mug shot still up at the Humane Society?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

By the way. Murd is full of shit. She don’t shave her no nasty

That snatch looked like all 5 temptations were climbing outta that walrustoe head first

 

[Dove]

Unlike Dove, my kids match.

But don’t let me stop you from professing your lurve for the big black cock…..

Only a narcissistic dickwad would prioritize having "matching" kids.

Unlike Murd, I recognize the individual humanity of my children and I don't view them as accessories or extensions of myself that need to "match".

Such a fucking gross thing to say and it fits the shallow, toxic and pathetic cretin who said it.

 

[Murdy]

Oi…I just noticed your custom title, “who nose?” Lölölöl….you cracked me up!

That nose!!!!

Could you fuck up a decent picture any worse, Willie Wanker and the one trick pony?

I mean shit… I’ve been around since people actually made these funny. All you did was fuck up a decent pic to fit your perverse narrative while you salivate over BBC porn.

Even Raven can’t find a body to match my grey face, Loser

 

[Breakfall]

I only poop once a day. It's always around 9am....regularly. And I have a healthy and balanced gut.

But I have definately farted right on my incredible and gorgeous man's thigh while he is spooning me and I'm falling asleep. And we chuckle about it. It's not because we have been close friends for nearly 30 years....it's because we are not narcissistic dickwads who need to pretend to be something we are not.

I would never eat Indian food. Yuck.

I wake up…lay a fat cable in the big white telephone…shower. Then when I get home…I lay another fat cable in the big white telephone…shower again. Everyday.
I hate brewing on turds…

 

[Dove]

And there is Admin giving MY post a "WTF" while also approving of far more disgusting posts from the people he has mindlessly aligned with because they hate the same people he hates and he hates over politics.

It's always those on the left who turn on people over politcal disagreements and dehumanize others.

 

[Admin.]

By the way. Murd is full of shit. She don’t shave her no nasty

That snatch looked like all 5 temptations her climbing outta that walrustoe head first

"In man's evolution he's created the city
And the motor traffic rumble
But give me half a chance and I'd be taking off my clothes
And living in the jungle

'Cause the only time that I feel at ease
Is swinging up and down in the coconut trees
Oh what a life of luxury to be like an apeman"


Poor Chubby Stubby,

 

[cw_]

 

[Dove]

I wake up…lay a fat cable in the big white telephone…shower. Then when I get home…I lay another fat cable in the big white telephone…shower again. Everyday.
I hate brewing on turds…

In 30 years I have never known when my guy shits. And he says I never will. He says it's because I'm hot and he can't shit around this hotness.

He is a ninja shitter.

 

[Breakfall]

Could you fuck up a decent picture any worse, Willie Wanker and the one trick pony?

I mean shit… I’ve been around since people actually made these funny. All you did was fuck up a decent pic to fit your perverse narrative while you salivate over BBC porn.

Even Raven can’t find a body to match my grey face, Loser

Sorry Purdy Murdy…try this one on for size!

Slight improvement…but dat nose! Löl