The reason why the Master hasn’t been here recently…

[Garraty_47]

Gary, your flame fraternity has always been like skull and bones, with its deep dark secrets, so I understand why you'd be wary. Especially after all the horrible things that I've been told happened at that Knights of Fire meeting. Perhaps you believe a body has been discovered and that I work for the district attorney's office. That is something I understand.

Your "understanding" and certain contents of the spillover pond at a sewage treatment plant bear a striking resemblance to each other.

You had a chance to meet us in 1998 and ghosted... without even giving a semi-believable excuse like Spider did. Or maybe you also have an irrational fear of driving across bridges?

See: I haven't been in contact with Spidey for YEARS and YEARS but I still know more about him than I do about you.

Even Chet, although he couldn't make it in person, sent a video for us to watch.
What did you send? <cricket noises>

But please do go on about how for no apparent reason you want to cuddle up off-board and exchange personal details.

It's fascinating, in a Ted Kaczynski documentary kind of way.

Besides, our group was more open and mature than your band of WebTV Don Quixote's. We had no problem with sharing emails, we would have private chats with so so called enemy flamers, everyone knew the difference between posting on forums and things said on the phone or email. I assume the clusterfuck of drama that came after is why your community is on it's last leg.

1. I (surprise) don't know who "your group" was/is.
2. My "group" was emailing each other well before Riotgear had the 'knights' idea
3. You would obviously be surprised at who I did and in some cases still do keep in touch with who had nothing at all to do with the whole 'knights' scene.
4. You wouldn't have to assume things if you hadn't been such a determined outsider all this time.

...still waiting for a plausible explanation for your change of heart.
"Because Blandy's being a big meany" isn't what I'd call plausible.

 

[Aylana]

Very suspicious. I have a friend who is Washington. Working for the FBl. Told him to check out this dude.

First alpha infos are that this guy heavy in the deep web and in "certain" boards. 25 percent CP. The rest unknown, since his tor settings are well made.

Are you currently holed up in a treehouse, speaking this gibberish into a walkie-talkie? Are you mentally retarded or acting mentally retarded, and do you believe there is a difference?

 

[X]

Breaker breaker one 9
Over

 

[Master Pu]

You are in desperate need an emergency nancy boy circle jerk, so call one instead of wasting your time and mine with this pathetic display of yours.

Just how perverted are you Mulder?

 

[Master Pu]

Who are these faggots @deport_liberals and @Dr. Funkenstein ?

They are marked for elimination. Fear not.

 

[Aylana]

Just how perverted are you Mulder?

Just how clueless are you Dr. Funkenstein?

 

[Aylana]

Your "understanding" and certain contents of the spillover pond at a sewage treatment plant bear a striking resemblance to each other.

You had a chance to meet us in 1998 and ghosted... without even giving a semi-believable excuse like Spider did. Or maybe you also have an irrational fear of driving across bridges?

See: I haven't been in contact with Spidey for YEARS and YEARS but I still know more about him than I do about you.

Even Chet, although he couldn't make it in person, sent a video for us to watch.
What did you send? <cricket noises>

But please do go on about how for no apparent reason you want to cuddle up off-board and exchange personal details.

It's fascinating, in a Ted Kaczynski documentary kind of way.

1. I (surprise) don't know who "your group" was/is.
2. My "group" was emailing each other well before Riotgear had the 'knights' idea
3. You would obviously be surprised at who I did and in some cases still do keep in touch with who had nothing at all to do with the whole 'knights' scene.
4. You wouldn't have to assume things if you hadn't been such a determined outsider all this time.

...still waiting for a plausible explanation for your change of heart.
"Because Blandy's being a big meany" isn't what I'd call plausible.

I didn't want to go to some eyes wide shut costume ball filled with men of questionable character, such an adventure would have required a chaperone and body guard. The other family member was too busy playing video games and would have most likely have gone full Grand Theft Auto and crashed into your gathering, which would have been disastrous.

Merle also mentioned in an email that something bad was likely to happen at this gathering and that it was strongly advised not to attend.

Chestreflick, yes, I recall him, a guy who was afraid to cross bridges, that sounds like a fairy tale plot, I'm not familiar with Spider, the other one probably knows more about him than I do. I have disadvantage when it comes to certain people you may know because we each had different experiences on WebTV and Usenet.

Perhaps this is the source of the confusion. You did realize you were responding to two different people on multiple occasions, didn't you? That's sort of how it developed at a certain point during the so called Hell Flame Wars. I love collaborations, but most of mine are not meant for forums such as these, perhaps the dramatic shift in content and tone they all contain would bring everything into focus.

I am more verbose and detailed in my prose, I became bored with the mundane repetitive nonsense that was being posted on the forums and have only rarely used the accounts in the last year and a half. Well, I was the one responsible for keeping the poor Scottish man trapped in his PM box for weeks. That was sort of a collaboration with my Literature Club.

Okay, Gary, ask me anything, if you are still confused.

 

[UncleDiLF]

I didn't want to go to some eyes wide shut costume ball filled with men of questionable character, such an adventure would have required a chaperone and body guard. The other family member was too busy playing video games and would have most likely have gone full Grand Theft Auto and crashed into your gathering, which would have been disastrous.

Merle also mentioned in an email that something bad was likely to happen at this gathering and that it was strongly advised not to attend.

Chestreflick, yes, I recall him, a guy who was afraid to cross bridges, that sounds like a fairy tale plot, I'm not familiar with Spider, the other one probably knows more about him than I do. I have disadvantage when it comes to certain people you may know because we each had different experiences on WebTV and Usenet.

Perhaps this is the source of the confusion. You did realize you were responding to two different people on multiple occasions, didn't you? That's sort of how it developed at a certain point during the so called Hell Flame Wars. I love collaborations, but most of mine are not meant for forums such as these, perhaps the dramatic shift in content and tone they all contain would bring everything into focus.

I am more verbose and detailed in my prose, I became bored with the mundane repetitive nonsense that was being posted on the forums and have only rarely used the accounts in the last year and a half. Well, I was the one responsible for keeping the poor Scottish man trapped in his PM box for weeks. That was sort of a collaboration with my Literature Club.

Okay, Gary, ask me anything, if you are still confused.

Hey you JizzSniffer

 

[Garraty_47]

I didn't want to go to some eyes wide shut costume ball filled with men of questionable character

The characters were above reproach and you forgot to mention the ladies, including our magnificent host Katzy.

*sigh*

Do you actually know anything at all about the stuff you rattle on about?

Merle also mentioned in an email that something bad was likely to happen at this gathering and that it was strongly advised not to attend.

Merle was trolling you or simply ignorant.
I don't remember him well enough to recall which is more likely but the worst thing that happened was not being able to get all my Halloween makeup off so the next day at the shooting range I looked like I'd beaten someone up with my face.

The disaster! The infamy! So horrible; much tragedy!

Pfffft.

Chestreflick, yes, I recall him, a guy who was afraid to cross bridges, that sounds like a fairy tale plot, I'm not familiar with Spider, the other one probably knows more about him than I do.

Spider hated bridges; Chet sent the 30-minute VHS tape.
For someone who claims to be such an avid wordsmith your reading comprehension is for shit.

Perhaps this is the source of the confusion. You did realize you were responding to two different people on multiple occasions, didn't you?

Poe-TAY-toe, Poe-TAH-toe.
Insist on using the same nym like some kind of Borg entity and that's how you'll be addressed.
If you're going to collaborate then bloody well do so and let the other half of your brain fill in any gaps that exist in your experience of those days. I don't see why it should be my responsibility when you're the one(s) playing silly buggers.

Okay, Gary, ask me anything, if you are still confused.

The voice-changer software you used on Discord...
...was it a program called 'VoiceMod'?
I have to admit that is a ton of fun to play with and just wanted to thank you for the idea.

 

[fromHELL]

i need a cool emote @Bastard Factory i say cool a lot in real life. get on it or else i will suspend yo asses account. thanks BF

BF won't fuck with me L... gonna get that emote asap... unless we already and I am very quickly backing off because I find it lol

I was drunk at the time. Don't ask me.. obviously something I was passionate about then.

 

[Master Pu]

Just how clueless are you Dr. Funkenstein?

Not so clueless to not know what a TOR browser is.
That's depraved shit Mulder, even for you-

 

[Master Pu]

I didn't want to go to some eyes wide shut costume ball filled with men of questionable character, such an adventure would have required a chaperone and body guard. The other family member was too busy playing video games and would have most likely have gone full Grand Theft Auto and crashed into your gathering, which would have been disastrous.

Merle also mentioned in an email that something bad was likely to happen at this gathering and that it was strongly advised not to attend.

Chestreflick, yes, I recall him, a guy who was afraid to cross bridges, that sounds like a fairy tale plot, I'm not familiar with Spider, the other one probably knows more about him than I do. I have disadvantage when it comes to certain people you may know because we each had different experiences on WebTV and Usenet.

Perhaps this is the source of the confusion. You did realize you were responding to two different people on multiple occasions, didn't you? That's sort of how it developed at a certain point during the so called Hell Flame Wars. I love collaborations, but most of mine are not meant for forums such as these, perhaps the dramatic shift in content and tone they all contain would bring everything into focus.

I am more verbose and detailed in my prose, I became bored with the mundane repetitive nonsense that was being posted on the forums and have only rarely used the accounts in the last year and a half. Well, I was the one responsible for keeping the poor Scottish man trapped in his PM box for weeks. That was sort of a collaboration with my Literature Club.

Okay, Gary, ask me anything, if you are still confused.

Anybody reading this crap except for Vitty?
Tree bark is more interesting.

 

[Garraty_47]

Anybody reading this crap except for Vitty?

/shrug

Tree bark is more interesting.

Says the 'sap' who's continuously insisting using a TOR browser is akin to having "666" tattooed onto one's cheek despite having previously been schooled on that topic when he first brought it up.

 

[Master Pu]

/shrug



Says the 'sap' who's continuously insisting using a TOR browser is akin to having "666" tattooed onto one's cheek despite having previously been schooled on that topic when he first brought it up.

Always surprises even me when I get under somebody's skin. Especially these 'flamers'. Lol

 

[Master Pu]

Flamers are a soft bunch overall.

 

[Master Pu]

Mulder can dish it out, but can't take it.
I am collecting debts.
Payments will be rendered.

 

[Garraty_47]

I am collecting debts.

By grabbing a crayon to scrawl "Yuo owe ME!!!" on used kleenex and calling it an invoice?

Just making shit up out of thin air isn't the 'pwnage' you obviously think it is.

 

[Master Pu]

By grabbing a crayon to scrawl "Yuo owe ME!!!" on used kleenex and calling it an invoice?

Just making shit up out of thin air isn't the 'pwnage' you obviously think it is.

You Mulders defense?
I was told he used a TOR browser.
Add that to the vulgar that is Mulder and I can say with certainty he isn't on the dark web doing anything good.

 

[Aylana]

The characters were above reproach and you forgot to mention the ladies, including our magnificent host Katzy.

*sigh*

Do you actually know anything at all about the stuff you rattle on about?



Merle was trolling you or simply ignorant.
I don't remember him well enough to recall which is more likely but the worst thing that happened was not being able to get all my Halloween makeup off so the next day at the shooting range I looked like I'd beaten someone up with my face.

The disaster! The infamy! So horrible; much tragedy!

Pfffft.



Spider hated bridges; Chet sent the 30-minute VHS tape.
For someone who claims to be such an avid wordsmith your reading comprehension is for shit.



Poe-TAY-toe, Poe-TAH-toe.
Insist on using the same nym like some kind of Borg entity and that's how you'll be addressed.
If you're going to collaborate then bloody well do so and let the other half of your brain fill in any gaps that exist in your experience of those days. I don't see why it should be my responsibility when you're the one(s) playing silly buggers.



The voice-changer software you used on Discord...
...was it a program called 'VoiceMod'?
I have to admit that is a ton of fun to play with and just wanted to thank you for the idea.

Except for a few, the majority of the knights of fire lacked originality. They were forgettable. Thus the reason I have forgotten them.

Merle was quite sophisticated and intelligent, as evidenced by his refusal to join the Knights of Fire.

Personally, I don't do discord or audio remixes, only rewrites and story flames.

Face Rig, Morphvox Pro, and Imyfonemagicmic are the voice and VR Tuber programs we have.

 

[Aylana]

Mulder can dish it out, but can't take it.
I am collecting debts.
Payments will be rendered.

Wise men and women speak because they have something to say, fools because they have to say something.

You've got nothing interesting to say. Your ramblings and obscene fantasies have only increased my indifference to your idiotic posts.

Arguing with an idiot is sometimes more trouble than it is worth.

I don't tilt at windmills or suffer fools gladly.

Go watch cartoons with the Emperor in his tree house.

Or, excuse my French, Va te faire foutre.

 

[Master Pu]

Wise men and women speak because they have something to say, fools because they have to say something.

You've got nothing interesting to say. Your ramblings and obscene fantasies have only increased my indifference to your idiotic posts.

Arguing with an idiot is sometimes more trouble than it is worth.

I don't tilt at windmills or suffer fools gladly.

Go watch cartoons with the Emperor in his tree house.

Or, excuse my French, Va te faire foutre.

And dumbasses do illegal things that eventually get them caught.
Hey Mulderwise, let's be honest:
I don't wear diapers.
I don't have a colostomy bag.
You, however, use a TOR browser and are infatuated with posting porn, anime porn including games, Lovense devices, pretending to be a girl, use a voice changer that doesn't hide the fact you're a DUDE, are middle aged, have never worked except at playing videogames, are cheap, probably a kike, chat with gamers underage, lots more filth...
So, what are you doing on the Dark Web?
You're such an owned male bitch now-
Lulz's

 

[Aylana]

And dumbasses do illegal things that eventually get them caught.
Hey Mulderwise, let's be honest:
I don't wear diapers.
I don't have a colostomy bag.
You, however, use a TOR browser and are infatuated with posting porn, anime porn including games, Lovense devices, pretending to be a girl, use a voice changer that doesn't hide the fact you're a DUDE, are middle aged, have never worked except at playing videogames, are cheap, probably a kike, chat with gamers underage, lots more filth...
So, what are you doing on the Dark Web?
You're such an owned male bitch now-
Lulz's

To be honest, you're a dog chasing his tail, hurling boogers at the wall and declaring victory if even one sticks.

It's a newbie's tactic.

You also appear agitated and defensive in your denials of wearing diapers and having a medical condition that necessitates the use of an anal bag. Then turn around and level strange and convoluted allegations at me.

You are unequivocally a disaster.

How many times are you going to stick your finger down your throat and regurgitate this made-up nonsense?

It's like yelling at someone for five minutes before realizing you mistook them for someone else. You end up embarrassing yourself, as you are now.

Is this your take on debt collection? Unfortunately, you are a non-entity to me, everything you post makes me sigh, then softly lament that the best talents with whom I once had the pleasure of interacting have moved on, because all things must pass.

You are beneath me, a petty man child who, like most men, never grew up. A crude person who requires the company of other crude halfwits to help them stand upright.

Your intelligence is quite low, and your vocabulary is severely lacking....so your best bet is to go chat with others on your level, because I find you to be a complete waste of time.

 

[fromHELL]

all that for a "non entity to me" right nigger. Wrong. Duh to the fucking idiot.

 

[Master Pu]

To be honest, you're a dog chasing his tail, hurling boogers at the wall and declaring victory if even one sticks.

It's a newbie's tactic.

You also appear agitated and defensive in your denials of wearing diapers and having a medical condition that necessitates the use of an anal bag. Then turn around and level strange and convoluted allegations at me.

You are unequivocally a disaster.

How many times are you going to stick your finger down your throat and regurgitate this made-up nonsense?

It's like yelling at someone for five minutes before realizing you mistook them for someone else. You end up embarrassing yourself, as you are now.

Is this your take on debt collection? Unfortunately, you are a non-entity to me, everything you post makes me sigh, then softly lament that the best talents with whom I once had the pleasure of interacting have moved on, because all things must pass.

You are beneath me, a petty man child who, like most men, never grew up. A crude person who requires the company of other crude halfwits to help them stand upright.

Your intelligence is quite low, and your vocabulary is severely lacking....so your best bet is to go chat with others on your level, because I find you to be a complete waste of time.

I call this^^ a waste of time.
I bet you don't think the dark web is a waste of time, eh?
You'll be wasting your time in prison when you get caught, perv. They'll just love you there to be sure lol

 

[Aylana]

all that for a "non entity to me" right nigger. Wrong. Duh to the fucking idiot.

So you're Leonard from Full Metal Jacket...were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, or did you have to work on it.

 

[Aylana]

I call this^^ a waste of time.
I bet you don't think the dark web is a waste of time, eh?
You'll be wasting your time in prison when you get caught, perv. They'll just love you there to be sure lol

c-ya generic monotonous dullard number 279...you offer nothing, much like most of the forum throw-a-ways in this forum equivalent of a Disappointments Room.

 

[Master Pu]

c-ya generic monotonous dullard number 279...you offer nothing, much like most of the forum throw-a-ways in this forum equivalent of a Disappointments Room.

More waste.
Go back to the dark web. Get some good material.

 

[Master Pu]

More waste.
Go back to the dark web. Get some good material.

Written material. We don't want pervert pics here. Look what happened to fromhell.

 

[Blurt]

Or, excuse my French, Va te faire foutre.

Je suis Blurt et j'approuve de ce message!

Les enfoirés dominent le web. Bandes de sales connards!

 

[Aylana]

Je suis Blurt et j'approuve de ce message!

Les enfoirés dominent le web. Bandes de sales connards!

Tu es très intelligent...ce n'est pas un troll.