The reason why the Master hasn’t been here recently…

[Aylana]

Written material. We don't want pervert pics here. Look what happened to fromhell.

When you respond to yourself, you are conversing with a moron.

That was quite amusing...but I am sure purely unintentional. The only way someone like you could ever post something funny is by accident.

au revoir

 

[Master Pu]

When you respond to yourself, you are conversing with a moron.

That was quite amusing...but I am sure purely unintentional. The only way someone like you could ever post something funny is by accident.

au revoir

Watch out for the undercover cops in those dark web chat rooms you prevert faggot-

 

[Aylana]

Gary, I was told, or should I say trolled, that some entertaining people from previous forums were here or are on their way, but all I see is a bunch of nobodies and assholes who sound like they're auditioning for the role of the heavily medicated teen thug in some public TV special about high school bullying.

This is like a nightmare in which everyone who has ever been plonked on Usenet has been dumped into this forum.

I'd go to the Natural History Museum and take a selfie with the Neanderthals if I wanted to be surrounded by this many barely literate morons.

To be honest, this place reminds me of the after-school hangout where stoners and drunks would take turns setting up beer bottles and throwing rocks at them. It also has a cultish vibe to it, with that one man child using the term "we" as if this is a private commune where buffoonery is the sacred creed.

I'm used to a steady stream of literary contests, a member base in the thousands, and my followers posting pages full of prose every day that I can read and comment on. This is like a cocktail party being held in a broom closet, and everyone is puking because the olives were contaminated.

I have to ask, are you here of your own volition or are you being blackmailed?

Honestly, is what's going on at this forum...whatever the hell you wanna call it...comparable to the quality and fun you had in the Knights of Fire? I actually believe that the few posts I've made are benefiting the souls trapped in Purgatory, because most of these idiots stuck here can't be helped.

It's only been three or four days, and I'm already sick of 90% of the garbage that this place serves as a landfill for. Damn, I'll have to wait until that Scottish man logs back in and trick him into posting some more poetry, then hopefully there will be a few lines worth turning into something worth putting on Soundcloud.

Do you intend to purchase a Bastard Factory shirt or any other heavily marketed and overpriced novelty? If so, could you make a video of yourself opening the package and wearing or using the product? It would be absolutely hilarious.

And I purposefully made this post too long to read in the hopes that it will serve as a deterrent and keep some of these worthless assholes from directing any more of their grunts my way.

 

[Blurt]

If history has taught poor ol’ G47 anything, it’s to get the product first and pay later.

 

[Breakfall]

If history has taught poor ol’ G47 anything, it’s to get the product first and pay later.

Fucking thieving faggot….what…you’re gonna steal someone’s sperm next?

 

[Garraty_47]

@Aylana

Back in the WebTV/MSNTV days I spent more time on places such as Usenet or the firewalled alt.discuss.* (nee w.*) groups so naturally could and did expend more creative energy and devote more attention to those things; even when I was on a computer instead of the little black box I was often making WebTV-related web pages or graphics for my/someone's Webby signature.

I no longer have that kind of time to throw at any one particular venue or "community", as some insist on calling it. But if I did I'm not sure I would, since the people (and it was the people, not that WebTV was such an amazing piece of tech or that Usenet was such an awesome platform for social interaction) who made that epoch so enjoyable are mostly gone now or almost entirely absorbed in topics/issues with which I cannot share their fervor.

So that leaves platforms such as this and other social media that do not -can not- occupy the same beloved place in my heart once filled by a.d.katzenjammer, a.d.flame, a.d.watchtower, etc.

Perhaps you simply need to cease expecting a return to those halcyon days of yore? That kind of thing only literally happens in screenplays or dreams. There will be no resurrection. No restoration. No rewind. No reformation.

What we have is what we have.
Accept that, or resign yourself to feelings of bitterness and disappointment.

Once you stop wanting what is to be something impossible you might even begin to see what is in a brighter light, or at least with fewer dark corners and ominous shadows. There's worth here, although different from the worth for which you seem to pine and fret all prickly in your waspish consternation.

Think this is long enough to foil the short-attention-span brigade?
Only one way to find out...

 

[Garraty_47]

If history has taught poor ol’ G47 anything, it’s to get the product first and pay later.

I'm just more picky about vendors, that's all. Heh

 

[Aylana]

@Aylana

Back in the WebTV/MSNTV days I spent more time on places such as Usenet or the firewalled alt.discuss.* (nee w.*) groups so naturally could and did expend more creative energy and devote more attention to those things; even when I was on a computer instead of the little black box I was often making WebTV-related web pages or graphics for my/someone's Webby signature.

I no longer have that kind of time to throw at any one particular venue or "community", as some insist on calling it. But if I did I'm not sure I would, since the people (and it was the people, not that WebTV was such an amazing piece of tech or that Usenet was such an awesome platform for social interaction) who made that epoch so enjoyable are mostly gone now or almost entirely absorbed in topics/issues with which I cannot share their fervor.

So that leaves platforms such as this and other social media that do not -can not- occupy the same beloved place in my heart once filled by a.d.katzenjammer, a.d.flame, a.d.watchtower, etc.

Perhaps you simply need to cease expecting a return to those halcyon days of yore? That kind of thing only literally happens in screenplays or dreams. There will be no resurrection. No restoration. No rewind. No reformation.

What we have is what we have.
Accept that, or resign yourself to feelings of bitterness and disappointment.

Once you stop wanting what is to be something impossible you might even begin to see what is in a brighter light, or at least with fewer dark corners and ominous shadows. There's worth here, although different from the worth for which you seem to pine and fret all prickly in your waspish consternation.

Think this is long enough to foil the short-attention-span brigade?
Only one way to find out...

Gary, this current community could be described as a forum version of reality television mixed with a soap opera, with the majority, if not all, of the entertainment value derived from a voyeuristic delight in watching various people spread their off-forum dirty laundry across one or more websites. People take sides and root for their favorite contestant, while others demanded that certain contestants be voted off the island...it is Lord of the Flies, but with adults acting like uncivilized brutes.

The fact that there is no influx of new recruits to fill the void left by people retiring or simply no longer wanting to engage in the type of vitriol that fills this forum's section speaks to the fact that the best days of trolling/flaming, whatever you want to call it, have indeed passed.

But, as a true optimist, you say there is still value to be had here. Perhaps if there was an events and activities coordinator who could provide decent threads that actually led to something interesting to read rather than meandering threads where people accuse each other of being homosexuals or, and this is a new one, Jews.

Gary, I'll make you an offer you can't refuse and PM you a link to a Blog Talk radio show that I submit a lot of my work to...well, it's our work since all of my Soundclouds are collaborative efforts. You can listen or better yet download the episode (I will provide the minutes cue when our write is featured since it is a 2 hour show) and you can give me your honest opinion, it may help to clear up a little bit of the mystery about at least one of the people you have been interacting with over the years or it may only add to it, I am not sure, but you will get a peek into my community....and you will learn that Poppy is actually the leader of this Hive, and the most talented...and the most misunderstood.

It will be as if you are visiting Disney Land for the first time, with your heart pounding and tears streaming down your cheeks.

The only condition is that the link is not be shared with anyone other than your cat, I believe you do have one, as I recall seeing a picture of him/her somewhere. When you hear who is reading the poem, you'll understand why she is to be protected, I have no desire for our work to be distributed among what's left of this community, because this community is nowhere near as mature as mine...and be honest, after listening to it, do you really think anyone here would even understand the message of that poem, the message that the hosts on the show got and expounded on when reviewing it.


And yes, too long to read posts are a natural deterrent to the illiterates who inhabit this forum.

 

[Garraty_47]

@Aylana

As I keep saying to anyone who will listen: there's no such thing as "flaming" anymore.
It's gone. Done. A short chapter in a dusty long-forgotten tome on the history of the internets.

Using that word in a comparative sense with today's forum ecosystem is pointless and can only lead to misapprehensions, confusion, and contributing to the chaotic mix of petty drama and crass insults that pass themselves off as tactical syntax among the few left who still rally to the tattered banner of a performance art that abandoned every stage years ago.

This. Isn't. That.

And trolling... meh. Never cared much for it anyway.
Especially not as a goal unto itself rather than merely a tactic; one small implement in the toolkit of any competent "flamer".

As for the state of your experience in forums today...

...why do you read things/people you already know won't please you?
Why follow the squabbles and the vendettas if they bore you?
Why immerse yourself in anything that makes you uncomfortable (in a bad way)?

I can only relay what works for me and that's to be selective.
Ignore the chaff and concentrate your attention on those precious seeds of entertaining interaction.
Don't get dragged into mind-numbing or insipid tit-for-tats that only waste one's time.
As Tywin Lannister was so fond of saying: "The lion doesn't concern itself with the opinions of the sheep."

Remember this isn't performance art as you may have known it before.
It's far more hyper-individualistic and conceited and vicious.
It's not about the audience; it's about fulfilling some personal (often vacuous or malicious) desire.

If you want better- create it.
Lead by example. Improvise, adapt and overcome.

Let go of the past.
Take the current forum experience as it is and mold it to your liking; never settle for whatever crumbs the churlish and the plebeian deign to toss in your direction. Make *them* eat cake and either enjoy or choke on it.

In conclusion my PM box is always open, for the purpose you stated or any other.

 

[cw_]

 

[X]

you're good that's why I won't give uP !!
I'll get a hello yet my pretty

 

[X]

Can you make a comic book with me please @cw_

 

[senior penor]

Listen you Scottish cupy cake, you are nothing more than a common forum slug whose spent years excreting your waste across sub standard flame forums. Your convoluted declarations of worth are as meaningless as your redundant and vapid run-on posts.

That you find juvenile insults, petty cross-board drama, and stupidity on a massive scale to be entertaining only reinforces my observations. Every day, you demonstrate how pathetic you are by engaging in a ridiculous circle jerk that culminates in a display of self-righteous hypocrisy and circus level buffoonery.

You also fail to see the irony in a group of retards viciously attacking other retards in your stupid little failed community, then running back and forth whining like a fucking crybaby about it. But...this appears to be the only damned thing you are interested in doing.

In the long run, that's all that really defines who you are and what you've done...it's what makes you a loser...a very forgettable one at that.

ah shit. the blandscape thing was an actual poster? i just thought it was an ad bot trying to sell viagra and stuff like that.

 

[Omnipotent]

Gary, I was told, or should I say trolled, that some entertaining people from previous forums were here or are on their way, but all I see is a bunch of nobodies and assholes who sound like they're auditioning for the role of the heavily medicated teen thug in some public TV special about high school bullying.

This is like a nightmare in which everyone who has ever been plonked on Usenet has been dumped into this forum.

I'd go to the Natural History Museum and take a selfie with the Neanderthals if I wanted to be surrounded by this many barely literate morons.

To be honest, this place reminds me of the after-school hangout where stoners and drunks would take turns setting up beer bottles and throwing rocks at them. It also has a cultish vibe to it, with that one man child using the term "we" as if this is a private commune where buffoonery is the sacred creed.

I'm used to a steady stream of literary contests, a member base in the thousands, and my followers posting pages full of prose every day that I can read and comment on. This is like a cocktail party being held in a broom closet, and everyone is puking because the olives were contaminated.

I have to ask, are you here of your own volition or are you being blackmailed?

Honestly, is what's going on at this forum...whatever the hell you wanna call it...comparable to the quality and fun you had in the Knights of Fire? I actually believe that the few posts I've made are benefiting the souls trapped in Purgatory, because most of these idiots stuck here can't be helped.

It's only been three or four days, and I'm already sick of 90% of the garbage that this place serves as a landfill for. Damn, I'll have to wait until that Scottish man logs back in and trick him into posting some more poetry, then hopefully there will be a few lines worth turning into something worth putting on Soundcloud.

Do you intend to purchase a Bastard Factory shirt or any other heavily marketed and overpriced novelty? If so, could you make a video of yourself opening the package and wearing or using the product? It would be absolutely hilarious.

And I purposefully made this post too long to read in the hopes that it will serve as a deterrent and keep some of these worthless assholes from directing any more of their grunts my way.

I am here because I was banned from Twitter. My egregious crime was wishing a pox on transexuals heads. Not long after, Monkey Pox appeared on the news. I am a profit and according to Dave I am a narcissist, although according to tests, only 27% of me is.

The garbage in here is bad, so sadly you are correct. YOUTUBE and FB are still good. This isn't the only popstand still open.

I think you should take Dave aka Gary away. He ruins the mood here.

 

[senior penor]

I am here because I was banned from Twitter. My egregious crime was wishing a pox on transexuals heads. Not long after, Monkey Pox appeared on the news. I am a profit and according to Dave I am a narcissist, although according to tests, only 27% of me is.

The garbage in here is bad, so sadly you are correct. YOUTUBE and FB are still good. This isn't the only popstand still open.

I think you should take Dave aka Gary away. He ruins the mood here.

I'm going to bold the "transexuals" part for a reason. Kiwi farms lost a lot of their providers for simply pissing off some looney troon who was caught PLEASE ASS BOX ME! kids and selling bathtub-made estrogen to them. Do you really think a big corps that cater to said troons are going to care about "muh free speech" and let some idiot like you wish a transmissible disease on them?

 

[Aylana]

I am here because I was banned from Twitter. My egregious crime was wishing a pox on transexuals heads. Not long after, Monkey Pox appeared on the news. I am a profit and according to Dave I am a narcissist, although according to tests, only 27% of me is.

The garbage in here is bad, so sadly you are correct. YOUTUBE and FB are still good. This isn't the only popstand still open.

I think you should take Dave aka Gary away. He ruins the mood here.

It appears that many people are here because they are not mature enough to do anything other than post gifs and exchange lame insults on a daily basis.

 

[Lily]

It appears that many people are here because they are not mature enough to do anything other than post gifs and exchange lame insults on a daily basis.

Apparently, some are here to be loved.

*tee hee hee

 

[Omnipotent]

It appears that many people are here because they are not mature enough to do anything other than post gifs and exchange lame insults on a daily basis.

I am here because I can write nigger and not get banned.

 

[Omnipotent]

@Garraty_47 nigger, nigger, nigger.

 

[Omnipotent]

Gary, this current community could be described as a forum version of reality television mixed with a soap opera, with the majority, if not all, of the entertainment value derived from a voyeuristic delight in watching various people spread their off-forum dirty laundry across one or more websites. People take sides and root for their favorite contestant, while others demanded that certain contestants be voted off the island...it is Lord of the Flies, but with adults acting like uncivilized brutes.

The fact that there is no influx of new recruits to fill the void left by people retiring or simply no longer wanting to engage in the type of vitriol that fills this forum's section speaks to the fact that the best days of trolling/flaming, whatever you want to call it, have indeed passed.

But, as a true optimist, you say there is still value to be had here. Perhaps if there was an events and activities coordinator who could provide decent threads that actually led to something interesting to read rather than meandering threads where people accuse each other of being homosexuals or, and this is a new one, Jews.

Gary, I'll make you an offer you can't refuse and PM you a link to a Blog Talk radio show that I submit a lot of my work to...well, it's our work since all of my Soundclouds are collaborative efforts. You can listen or better yet download the episode (I will provide the minutes cue when our write is featured since it is a 2 hour show) and you can give me your honest opinion, it may help to clear up a little bit of the mystery about at least one of the people you have been interacting with over the years or it may only add to it, I am not sure, but you will get a peek into my community....and you will learn that Poppy is actually the leader of this Hive, and the most talented...and the most misunderstood.

It will be as if you are visiting Disney Land for the first time, with your heart pounding and tears streaming down your cheeks.

The only condition is that the link is not be shared with anyone other than your cat, I believe you do have one, as I recall seeing a picture of him/her somewhere. When you hear who is reading the poem, you'll understand why she is to be protected, I have no desire for our work to be distributed among what's left of this community, because this community is nowhere near as mature as mine...and be honest, after listening to it, do you really think anyone here would even understand the message of that poem, the message that the hosts on the show got and expounded on when reviewing it.


And yes, too long to read posts are a natural deterrent to the illiterates who inhabit this forum.

Actually Lady C, Piers Morgan, and Thomas Markle Jr talked to me this past week. Morgan wants me on his show. You're not the only one mixing in different circles.

And yes, guard your prose. They are out there looking for ideas to steal. Lady C has an IQ of 157. Atm, there is no one more interesting to listen to than her. She has authored 21 books.

I prefer to drop ideas to the right people. I plant seeds. I want real change.

 

[Omnipotent]

I'm going to bold the "transexuals" part for a reason. Kiwi farms lost a lot of their providers for simply pissing off some looney troon who was caught PLEASE ASS BOX ME! kids and selling bathtub-made estrogen to them. Do you really think a big corps that cater to said troons are going to care about "muh free speech" and let some idiot like you wish a transmissible disease on them?

listen up Bra1n, I screen capped my bannings and the posts that caused the bannings and they are dated and preserved here on this very forum and they are ALL before the first Monkey Pox alerts. Coincidence? Possible... I might have telepathically picked up thought waves? I kinda lean towards that possibility... Either way, my twitter was growing very fast... My words were making an impact.

 

[Omnipotent]

muh Dickless Tracy nose smells dum sum... Dum Sum or Bra1n.

 

[UncleDiLF]

I was drunk at the time. Don't ask me.. obviously something I was passionate about then.

Where are you?

I thiughteded you wanted to be the next superstar?

What happened? I provided you an army, me as a manager.

And what do you do? Wussying around like a sissy?

FromSMELL, you failed.

 

[Adam Hitler]

He CUMS and goes that one... posts regularly for a while, then disappears for ages.

 

[UncleDiLF]

He CUMS and goes that one... posts regularly for a while, then disappears for ages.

And he wanted to take over.

What a fail.

Where is the Champ @SHAMPAIN by the way???

 

[Adam Hitler]

Getting clean hopefully LOL. Whatever drugs he was taking were fucking his head up.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Getting clean hopefully LOL. Whatever drugs he was taking were fucking his head up.

Really???
All the best to him! He is a good sports!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Ever wondered what is Dr.PiodioPepper up to these days???
Would love to know where he is online nowadays. LOLOLOLO

 

[realgrimm]

Where are you?

I thiughteded you wanted to be the next superstar?

What happened? I provided you an army, me as a manager.

And what do you do? Wussying around like a sissy?

FromSMELL, you failed.

He won the lottery

Lotto Max ticket ~ 70 million 10 maxmillions up for grabs why not? rarely do it maybe its my time.. and I can move out of the city for good.