The Vocaroo Flame Challenge

[Master]

 

[Blurt]

Shit. I guess I gotta buy a friggin' mic now?

 

[Breakfall]

Shit. I guess I gotta buy a friggin' mic now?

Just take the cock out of your mouth and whisper into the lil‘ hole at the bottom of your device.

 

[Breakfall]

@Blurt …

 

[FromHell!]

 

[Frood]

 

[Blandscape]

Jesus, it's like a stolen segment from a police interview wiff Charles Manson. Creepy as fuck, I fink I might participate if I can nail my Sean Connery accent.

 

[Frood]

Jesus, it's like a stolen segment from a police interview wiff Charles Manson. Creepy as fuck, I fink I might participate if I can nail my Sean Connery accent.

 

[Frood]

Oak:

 

[Blandscape]

Is this a cereal killer convention?

 

[Frood]

Is this a cereal killer convention?

Your cereal only if fermented first, eh?

 

[Blandscape]

Is this a cereal killer convention?

Your cereal only if fermented first, eh?

Is this a cereal killer convention?

Your cereal only if fermented first, eh?

It sounds as if you are pretty fermented already laddie.

 

[Blandscape]

You shid have the Cheerio's!

 

[Frood]

Is this a cereal killer convention?

Your cereal only if fermented first, eh?

Is this a cereal killer convention?

Your cereal only if fermented first, eh?

It sounds as if you are pretty fermented already laddie.

If I am, it's only because your chalky looking tongue is dabbing my jaxie...

 

[Blandscape]

Dat's because ye are confusing yer jaxie wiff the face fucking I am giving ye. Try to keep up.

 

[Blandscape]

We can only do our best, if these z blisters keep attempting to post after me I might have to make them go full Anne Heche.

 

[Frood]

Dat's because ye are confusing yer jaxie wiff the face fucking I am giving ye. Try to keep up.

So you're fantasing about fucking a guy's face, his anus, or both?

 

[Blandscape]

Yeah, pretty much both. Slap on some lippie and call me Daddy.

 

[Blandscape]

I like Fleas autumn range lippy.

 

[Blandscape]

PM her, and get back to me when ye are face fuckable.

 

[Frood]

Yeah, pretty much both. Slap on some lippie and call me Daddy.

 

[Blandscape]

No, I have decided to do it here, so tell me, whit are you going to do about it?

You should sort me out in a sordid way.

 

[Blandscape]

Will it involve me deep diving your psyche like a spelunker in a network of misfiring neurons, or will it just involve you giving up and wondering why you ever took up KM's challenge?

 

[Frood]

You can do it here...and by all means do.

But find another man mouth and man anus... poofta.

 

[Blandscape]

You need balls to take me on.

 

[Blandscape]

Do ye have any?

 

[Frood]

You need balls to take me on.

Do you need more liquid courage (not of my ballsack) to actually follow the spirit (not of the liquid type) in this Vocaroo inspired thread?

Put out or shut up, mate. You're killing this thread with your inanity....yet again.

 

[Master]

 

[Blandscape]

You are all aboot da audio, and I could care less about it. You shid transcribe me and read it aloud, it's much more entertaining.

 

[Blandscape]

Now Squirrel dick, don't harbour da delusion dat KM will protect ye, he won't.