Thinking about dining at Mortons tonight

[The Cuntess]

Can you suck up any harder? Good Lord

I think it would be spectacular of Joo would give Chef Jason Bangerter a couple of private lessons.

Joo, I can cover the cost of your flight and put you up in one of Langdon Hall's suites for a few days. I recommend the Pine & Orchard Suite, but you can read up on the options here and let me know:

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Let me know if you can do it and I will give Jason a call to set it up.

Joo does not need your charity, dumbass.

 

[Lily]

Ooh, I got a three post response after triggering Bigly Trashman

He is a delicate and precious little snowflake that must wear a girdle, sadly.

He gets triggered in his own thread. So precious.

 

[The Prowler]

Can you suck up any harder? Good Lord

I think it would be spectacular of Joo would give Chef Jason Bangerter a couple of private lessons.

Joo, I can cover the cost of your flight and put you up in one of Langdon Hall's suites for a few days. I recommend the Pine & Orchard Suite, but you can read up on the options here and let me know:

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Let me know if you can do it and I will give Jason a call to set it up.

Joo does not need your charity, dumbass.

Shhhh.

I am already booking the flight.

 

[Lily]

Can you suck up any harder? Good Lord

I think it would be spectacular of Joo would give Chef Jason Bangerter a couple of private lessons.

Joo, I can cover the cost of your flight and put you up in one of Langdon Hall's suites for a few days. I recommend the Pine & Orchard Suite, but you can read up on the options here and let me know:

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Let me know if you can do it and I will give Jason a call to set it up.

Joo does not need your charity, dumbass.

Seriously, he is such a suck up. He doesn't even know if BiglyTardo is a good cook.

 

[Lily]

Can you suck up any harder? Good Lord

I think it would be spectacular of Joo would give Chef Jason Bangerter a couple of private lessons.

Joo, I can cover the cost of your flight and put you up in one of Langdon Hall's suites for a few days. I recommend the Pine & Orchard Suite, but you can read up on the options here and let me know:

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Let me know if you can do it and I will give Jason a call to set it up.

Joo does not need your charity, dumbass.

Shhhh.

I am already booking the flight.

Your troll is creepy.

 

[The Cuntess]

Can you suck up any harder? Good Lord

I think it would be spectacular of Joo would give Chef Jason Bangerter a couple of private lessons.

Joo, I can cover the cost of your flight and put you up in one of Langdon Hall's suites for a few days. I recommend the Pine & Orchard Suite, but you can read up on the options here and let me know:

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Let me know if you can do it and I will give Jason a call to set it up.

Joo does not need your charity, dumbass.

Shhhh.

I am already booking the flight.

I think you’re an undercover fag.

 

[The Cuntess]

Can you suck up any harder? Good Lord

I think it would be spectacular of Joo would give Chef Jason Bangerter a couple of private lessons.

Joo, I can cover the cost of your flight and put you up in one of Langdon Hall's suites for a few days. I recommend the Pine & Orchard Suite, but you can read up on the options here and let me know:

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

Let me know if you can do it and I will give Jason a call to set it up.

Joo does not need your charity, dumbass.

Seriously, he is such a suck up. He doesn't even know if BiglyTardo is a good cook.

Biggie is definitely a good cook. He needs to do a cook book.

 

[Lily]

Can you suck up any harder? Good Lord

I think it would be spectacular of Joo would give Chef Jason Bangerter a couple of private lessons.

Joo, I can cover the cost of your flight and put you up in one of Langdon Hall's suites for a few days. I recommend the Pine & Orchard Suite, but you can read up on the options here and let me know:

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

Let me know if you can do it and I will give Jason a call to set it up.

Joo does not need your charity, dumbass.

Shhhh.

I am already booking the flight.

I think you’re an undercover fag.

He's a queerdo.

 

[Lily]

Can you suck up any harder? Good Lord

I think it would be spectacular of Joo would give Chef Jason Bangerter a couple of private lessons.

Joo, I can cover the cost of your flight and put you up in one of Langdon Hall's suites for a few days. I recommend the Pine & Orchard Suite, but you can read up on the options here and let me know:

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

Let me know if you can do it and I will give Jason a call to set it up.

Joo does not need your charity, dumbass.

Seriously, he is such a suck up. He doesn't even know if BiglyTardo is a good cook.

Biggie is definitely a good cook. He needs to do a cook book.

Has he cooked a meal for you? If not, how would you know?

 

[The Prowler]

Biggie is definitely a good cook. He needs to do a cook book.

He needs to give Chef Jason a few lessons.

I am going to fund the entire thing.

 

[The Prowler]

Has he cooked a meal for you? If not, how would you know?

Oh, now you are stirring shit with The Pill Popper.

Only an asshole would do that. You will trigger her anxiety.

 

[Lily]

Biggie is definitely a good cook. He needs to do a cook book.

He needs to give Chef Jason a few lessons.

I am going to fund the entire thing.

sucker

 

[Lily]

Has he cooked a meal for you? If not, how would you know?

Oh, now you are stirring shit with The Pill Popper.

Only an asshole would do that. You will trigger her anxiety.

I think it's a fair question. I don't know how you can know how someone is a good cook by post on the internet.

 

[The Prowler]

I think it's a fair question. I don't know how you can know how someone is a good cook by post on the internet.

Now you did it.

If The Pill Popper overdoes tonight, it is on you.

 

[Lokmar]

You short stocky types should steer clear of that kind of fatty food. You’ll probably need maws help on the morning. When I was in Geyservilie last week. I was given a tour of new Cyrus. Like the French Laundry, it is the finest dining on earth. I don’t think they offer booster seats tho.

I've heard good things about French Laundry over the years. Of course, they're not a chain.

Yeah, but I bet French Laundry doesn't have a drive thru!

PWN3T

72 locations baby! We have one in town. Nothing wrong with them.

However, Biggie and Lokmar, if you want to sound like you actually have money check out these places

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Do not grip your utensils across your palm and shovel your food in.

You hold your fork in your left hand (from starter to entre) and your knife in your right. You can at least learn that if you don't know the differences in dinner, salad and desert forks.

You're welcome.

I actually use my left hand for the fork when I'm also using a knife. People see it as unusual. IDGAF, its just the way I've always eaten. If I'm not using a knife, I use the fork with my right hand.

I already exposed your ridiculous bullshit airclaim that it takes months to get a reservation at a Michelin Restaurant by using a site that lists a shitload of them.

You aint shit, nigger bitch.

 

[Lily]

You short stocky types should steer clear of that kind of fatty food. You’ll probably need maws help on the morning. When I was in Geyservilie last week. I was given a tour of new Cyrus. Like the French Laundry, it is the finest dining on earth. I don’t think they offer booster seats tho.

I've heard good things about French Laundry over the years. Of course, they're not a chain.

Yeah, but I bet French Laundry doesn't have a drive thru!

PWN3T

72 locations baby! We have one in town. Nothing wrong with them.

However, Biggie and Lokmar, if you want to sound like you actually have money check out these places

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

Do not grip your utensils across your palm and shovel your food in.

You hold your fork in your left hand (from starter to entre) and your knife in your right. You can at least learn that if you don't know the differences in dinner, salad and desert forks.

You're welcome.

I actually use my left hand for the fork when I'm also using a knife. People see it as unusual. IDGAF, its just the way I've always eaten. If I'm not using a knife, I use the fork with my right hand.

I already exposed your ridiculous bullshit airclaim that it takes months to get a reservation at a Michelin Restaurant by using a site that lists a shitload of them.

You aint shit, nigger bitch.

I'm not shit. I agree, thank you for acknowledging it.

 

[Admin.]

Can you suck up any harder? Good Lord

I think it would be spectacular of Joo would give Chef Jason Bangerter a couple of private lessons.

Joo, I can cover the cost of your flight and put you up in one of Langdon Hall's suites for a few days. I recommend the Pine & Orchard Suite, but you can read up on the options here and let me know:

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

Let me know if you can do it and I will give Jason a call to set it up.

Joo does not need your charity, dumbass.

Seriously, he is such a suck up. He doesn't even know if BiglyTardo is a good cook.

Biggie is definitely a good cook. He needs to do a cook book.

Has he cooked a meal for you? If not, how would you know?

You short stocky types should steer clear of that kind of fatty food. You’ll probably need maws help on the morning. When I was in Geyservilie last week. I was given a tour of new Cyrus. Like the French Laundry, it is the finest dining on earth. I don’t think they offer booster seats tho.

I've heard good things about French Laundry over the years. Of course, they're not a chain.

Yeah, but I bet French Laundry doesn't have a drive thru!

PWN3T

72 locations baby! We have one in town. Nothing wrong with them.

However, Biggie and Lokmar, if you want to sound like you actually have money check out these places

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

Do not grip your utensils across your palm and shovel your food in.

You hold your fork in your left hand (from starter to entre) and your knife in your right. You can at least learn that if you don't know the differences in dinner, salad and desert forks.

You're welcome.

I actually use my left hand for the fork when I'm also using a knife. People see it as unusual. IDGAF, its just the way I've always eaten. If I'm not using a knife, I use the fork with my right hand.

I already exposed your ridiculous bullshit airclaim that it takes months to get a reservation at a Michelin Restaurant by using a site that lists a shitload of them.

You aint shit, nigger bitch.

Nice meltie, McMeltieface.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Ooh, I got a three post response after triggering Bigly Trashman

Take a cookie

NO, never mind the diet, you're a fat slob anyway

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Ooh, I got a three post response after triggering Bigly Trashman

He is a delicate and precious little snowflake that must wear a girdle, sadly.

noodle neck sez wha?

 

[Admin.]

Ooh, I got a three post response after triggering Bigly Trashman

He is a delicate and precious little snowflake that must wear a girdle, sadly.

noodle neck sez wha?

Brokeback baldy say wut

 

[Lily]

Ooh, I got a three post response after triggering Bigly Trashman

He is a delicate and precious little snowflake that must wear a girdle, sadly.

noodle neck sez wha?

Brokeback baldy say wut

He allows Loktard and the Howler to lick his ass. How ghey is that?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Noodle neck sucks a lot of cock while Oink changes his manpons

lol

 

[Admin.]

Ooh, I got a three post response after triggering Bigly Trashman

He is a delicate and precious little snowflake that must wear a girdle, sadly.

noodle neck sez wha?

Brokeback baldy say wut

He allows Loktard and the Howler to lick his ass. How ghey is that?

No doubt that makes Paunchoes nipples tingle with ghey delight.

 

[Admin.]

Noodle neck sucks a lot of cock while Oink changes his manpons

lol

Pauncho tried to be funny lol, please do not refer to him as that mutant midget, it's causes great sadness for him.

 

[Lily]

Ooh, I got a three post response after triggering Bigly Trashman

He is a delicate and precious little snowflake that must wear a girdle, sadly.

noodle neck sez wha?

Brokeback baldy say wut

He allows Loktard and the Howler to lick his ass. How ghey is that?

No doubt that makes Paunchoes nipples tingle with ghey delight.

It's gross. They're the Gen X queerdos. And Aryan and his "merry" band of ass bandits are the Gen Y queerdos.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

^^^ snowflakes triggering

lol

 

[Lily]

^^^ snowflakes triggering

Adults with self-esteem conversing.

lol

Fixed

 

[Admin.]

Ooh, I got a three post response after triggering Bigly Trashman

He is a delicate and precious little snowflake that must wear a girdle, sadly.

noodle neck sez wha?

Brokeback baldy say wut

He allows Loktard and the Howler to lick his ass. How ghey is that?

No doubt that makes Paunchoes nipples tingle with ghey delight.

It's gross. They're the Gen X queerdos. And Aryan and his "merry" band of ass bandits are the Gen Y queerdos.

I just wish those guys would quit worrying about what others think of their fondness for hanging out near Greyhound Station Men's Rooms.

 

[Admin.]

 

[Lily]

Ooh, I got a three post response after triggering Bigly Trashman

He is a delicate and precious little snowflake that must wear a girdle, sadly.

noodle neck sez wha?

Brokeback baldy say wut

He allows Loktard and the Howler to lick his ass. How ghey is that?

No doubt that makes Paunchoes nipples tingle with ghey delight.

It's gross. They're the Gen X queerdos. And Aryan and his "merry" band of ass bandits are the Gen Y queerdos.

I just wish those guys would quit worrying about what others think of their fondness for hanging out near Greyhound Station Men's Rooms.

Wouldn't it be great if they just embraced their lifestyle choices?