Updated: The New Belt

Garraty_47

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To be honest the belt looks kinda heavy... Prow won't be stealing a lot of bases while encumbered with that thing. Sort of defeats the purpose, innit. Or maybe that's intentional? The belt winner gets handicapped for the next year to give someone else a chance to shine.

I like it; very egalitarian, Comrade.
 

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Who wears the belt while slaying?
Don’t see me wearing my BF heaVyweight belt while slapping @Jack around? It’s something to look at while smoking a J
 
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I might wear The Belt to social events.

I might wear The Belt to church.

I might wear The Belt in bed.

But I would never wear The Belt during a game.


Every pitch would be up and in.....
 

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I might wear The Belt to social events.

I might wear The Belt to church.

I might wear The Belt in bed.

But I would never wear The Belt during a game.


Every pitch would be up and in.....

You could drill a hole in it and sling it low on your hips before business time.

Every girl loves a pecker....
 

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You're married and you are out buying other women drinks? Did the wife stop putting out? Is that it?

You're at a "troll board" and take everything some people poast literally?

<hands Tatercus a magnifying glass, a compass, and a map>

Dude. Find your sense of humor already.
 

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Hey stupid, there are different kinds.

I left message notifications on. Not those for emojis, dumb fuck.
Suuuuuuuuuuuure Lily. The fact that you've done this proves that you've only just recently turned them off, considering the neg bomb campaign only started the other day and you didn't do it "years ago" like you previously claimed. :LOL3:
 

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You're at a "troll board" and take everything some people poast literally?

<hands Tatercus a magnifying glass, a compass, and a map>

Dude. Find your sense of humor already.
Thank you for that advice G. You've always been there to offer friendly advice when I needed it the most. Please accept this as a token of my gratitude.


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Thank you for that advice G. You've always been there to offer friendly advice when I needed it the most. Please accept this as a token of my gratitude.


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I lurve you too, Tater.
I just want to see you happy; that's all.




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Okay and maybe a little bit I'm not amused by the sourpuss shtick.

But mostly it's the happy thing.
 

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I wear it out to bars the women are all impressed.

They chat me up while I buy them drinks all night.


@Joe @Lily @Jack @Alticus @Admin. @The New Holliday

If they were truly impressed, wouldn't they be buying you the drinks instead.


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I wear it out to bars the women are all impressed.

They chat me up while I buy them drinks all night.

If they were truly impressed, wouldn't they be buying you the drinks instead.

It is almost like you just explained the joke.....


Sometimes I think X is the only one who gets my humour.....


And you have no idea how scary that is.
 
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I thought it would be nice to post a picture of The Belt with my C8 key so some people can feel happy for me for not only having The Belt but also a really cool car.

@Admin. @Lily @Jack @Courier 6 @Joe @Alticus

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People wonder what it is like to have The Belt.

One thing to get used to is all the fans asking for pictures of them wearing The Belt.


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He is way more enthusiastic than he looks in the picture. I think he was in shock after meeting his idle and touching The Belt.
 
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So The Belt has been presented to one of my teammates for playing excellence in our latest victory.

I went 2 for 3 and made some fine defensive plays.

In case anyone was wondering.