Vagina trivia...fact or fiction?

[UncleDiLF]

Women are so manipulative and cunning. Not sure I trust any of them again even if they have great hygiene.

lipstick is weird.

Good start, keep going!

Yes we are weird and cunning and still you want us

You're actually right... Although I agree that lipstick is weird. I prefer kissing without lipstick.
Doesn't look good on me anyway (I'm a dude :LOL2: )

You sure you're a dude? You whine more than my grandmother...

Well... let me check again... you might be r....

NOPE! I am a dude! Checked it! :LOL2:

Your lack of humor is pretty alarming

Sure you’re not in the “wrong” body, liberal?

OMG! You must be r....

Nope, checked it and it is still my gorgeous body.

Can you please stop alarming me? I thought I was in some other person's body... Don't do that again! :LOL2:

Stop gheying up the thread princess!
:Excited1:

So, now I am done. For now :LOL2:

How GRIZLY and GRUESOME

 

[Satan]

Bar the soap...

Following that, the acidic realm of 4.5 being the optimum, and anything above that only seduces the veejayjay into a yeasty sea of bacterium and infection. By washing her pink bits with soap, she can actually upset the balance and raise the pH of her veejayjay into the alkaline realm, which is not good on the nose and promotes ye ol’ crotch-itch.

Use a moisturising pH-balanced product such as Dove to keep that score down, and increase his down-time!
T/F?
:Excited1:

False

True to an extent, but I’m open to discussion my child, for I am God.
Bless your cotton socks...

Are you a religius freak?

I am a God, but I am not religious as such. Religion was invented by mankind to control the masses and to promote subservience, particularly with regard to women. I made her before man. Man is merely an extension of my original blueprint masterpiece, that is and will always be...woman.

Blessed be thee,
Awomen

Go away freak

You’re in my thread sinner?!

I am the ultimate sinner. This thread belongs to me. You belong to me. All belongs to me.

 

[Satan]

Women are so manipulative and cunning. Not sure I trust any of them again even if they have great hygiene.

lipstick is weird.

Good start, keep going!

Yes we are weird and cunning and still you want us

Actually we dont you, princess independent. We just want what’s between your legs. Nothing more.

How old are you? 12? I am more than what is between my legs

 

[Satan]

Women are so manipulative and cunning. Not sure I trust any of them again even if they have great hygiene.

lipstick is weird.

Good start, keep going!

Yes we are weird and cunning and still you want us

You're actually right... Although I agree that lipstick is weird. I prefer kissing without lipstick.
Doesn't look good on me anyway (I'm a dude :LOL2: )

You will be wearing lipstick after kissing me. All over your body will be lipstick

 

[Q]

Women are so manipulative and cunning. Not sure I trust any of them again even if they have great hygiene.

lipstick is weird.

Good start, keep going!

Yes we are weird and cunning and still you want us

You're actually right... Although I agree that lipstick is weird. I prefer kissing without lipstick.
Doesn't look good on me anyway (I'm a dude :LOL2: )

You will be wearing lipstick after kissing me. All over your body will be lipstick

Is this an invitation? :Confused3:

 

[Breakfall]

Bar the soap...

Following that, the acidic realm of 4.5 being the optimum, and anything above that only seduces the veejayjay into a yeasty sea of bacterium and infection. By washing her pink bits with soap, she can actually upset the balance and raise the pH of her veejayjay into the alkaline realm, which is not good on the nose and promotes ye ol’ crotch-itch.

Use a moisturising pH-balanced product such as Dove to keep that score down, and increase his down-time!
T/F?
:Excited1:

False

True to an extent, but I’m open to discussion my child, for I am God.
Bless your cotton socks...

Are you a religius freak?

I am a God, but I am not religious as such. Religion was invented by mankind to control the masses and to promote subservience, particularly with regard to women. I made her before man. Man is merely an extension of my original blueprint masterpiece, that is and will always be...woman.

Blessed be thee,
Awomen

Go away freak

You’re in my thread sinner?!

I am the ultimate sinner. This thread belongs to me. You belong to me. All belongs to me.

Is that you Eve?

 

[Ice]

Holy fuck that reminded me of this.

 

[Alticus]