Vegans Suck

[SirSuperSouthern]

Vegans suck, and have nothing to do with noodle-armed, bullied vegetarians. Nada, pad'nuh.

"Which *oil* were these sprouts cooked in?" And on and on until it becomes obvious that you can't take one of those... things, to a normal restaurant where you can order whatever the fuck sounds good to accompany the Mexican martinis you'll need to drink to fuck one without anybody, including God, will ever know about.

You have to arrange meetings at a meth lab posing as a motel to get out clean. Wait, "clean" cannot be used in these cases because my sole fucking typing finger still stinks from the time I pretended to be a priest and loosened her asshole with my index finger. The smell is so goddamn awful I don't even know how to describe it; besides frowning, then shrugging with a stupid look on my face, and muttering "foreign". And it is.

The one I was recently fucking was kinkier than my mother. No, I ain't showin' you her picture - I didn't take one. The only thing the hag wouldn't do was gobble my scat like she gulps down my asparagus loaded piss after I'm through cumming on her eyeballs. Everybody takes a piss after bustin' one.

So why no scat? Because mine is loaded with corporately processed meats of all types. Like some big family platter from a poor man's BBQ joint, which I like to shmoke before its time to throw down everything but a tip. The nerve!

Well one day I didn't even have enough change to pump as much gas as I needed to make it to Motel 3 where we'd resume our professional acquaintanceship in the dumpster out back that had been emptied two days ago, so it would make do.

So instead jogged across the tracks and kick-do'd her fruit fly filled squatter's hut, filled with what most people do when they squat. Her shack smelled worse than a dead whore and her coiled dumps seemed to have lives of their own because they kinda moved around. Worms. I grabbed the bitch by her root showing mop and dragged her through the first door I saw to freshen the extremely stagnant air with what weirdoes claim cows are destroying the earth with. Made me think I could start selling my fragrant flatulence.

Anyway, now that I'm through with that unbearable bitch, I now dub her Vile_Pile, which is very accurate. Stay further away from her than Run Around Sue.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm going to have to rethink composting unfinished fruit and their peels in the back corner of my backyard. My annoyed neighbors might start to think that I'm a male vegan, which are more rare than the steaks I cook Blue...



SSS
- Stinky's finger will never make a full recovery

 

[SHAMPAIN]

 

[Mr. Whipple]

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

What the hell?? Was the first posted deleted?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

What the hell?? Was the first posted deleted?

Nah, it’s easy to make a post look like a quote, stinky would never talk like that or post a short novel lol!

 

[X]

Why did he choose me ?? Is my balloon knot speshul ? It has wrinkles just like everyone else's ..

Btw ... GOOD MORNING FUCKFACE @rT5000 and shitlicker @Oliver Shagnasty and ( better be nice on this one lol ) @Mr whipple (:
Andddddd my most favoritest

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Why did he choose me ?? Is my balloon knot speshul ? It has wrinkles just like everyone else's ..

Btw ... GOOD MORNING FUCKFACE @rT5000 and shitlicker @Oliver Shagnasty and ( better be nice on this one lol ) @Mr whipple (:
Andddddd my most favoritest

I thot I was your favourite?

 

[X]

Vegans have it hard, sometimes I don't know what to cook and I have like a million options, meanwhile back on lettuce land all Vegans have is carrots and apples...how do you make a Steak outta' carrots and apples ? I've been drinking Beet juice everyday for 9 days now, feeling more energetic, I've been able to hop 4 dumpsters instead of my usual 2 ...But I'll tell ya' ..the first day I forgot I had drunk it and shit myself when I took a crap, fuck I thought I stabbed my ass, ran from the washroom freaking then it dawned on me .."oh yahhhh, the juice " lmao

So what's everyone doing taday ?? Me ?? nice of you to ask, dunno, kids are at another soccer tourney in the Beach area part of town and I am almost out've weed so their's that to take care of, I need some staples ..... Fry some fish for Good Friday, Jeebus died today you ingrates, behave yourselves or fuck off (: Who do you think supplies these vegetables for you to consume and act as though you're better then everyone else ... ffs man get with tha' program.

 

[X]

Why did he choose me ?? Is my balloon knot speshul ? It has wrinkles just like everyone else's ..

Btw ... GOOD MORNING FUCKFACE @rT5000 and shitlicker @Oliver Shagnasty and ( better be nice on this one lol ) @Mr whipple (:
Andddddd my most favoritest

I thot I was your favourite?

Shhhhh, shit like that you keep on the down lo'

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Hail jeebus!

 

[Mr. Whipple]

well I guess I better dust my wine and granny room ...you bastards :SmokeBreak3:

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Btw ... GOOD MORNING FUCKFACE @rT5000 and shitlicker @Oliver Shagnasty

 

[X]

well I guess I better dust my wine and granny room ...you bastards :SmokeBreak3:

HAAA HAHA Sorry about that man (: lololol

Funny fucking shit right there man tell you whut.... those were the dayz Whippley lolol

 

[SHAMPAIN]

well I guess I better dust my wine and granny room ...you bastards :SmokeBreak3:

HAAA HAHA Sorry about that man (: lololol

Funny fucking shit right there man tell you whut.... those were the dayz Whippley lolol

Ahhh, the glory days! 2014! lol

 

[X]

I think SSS has a crush on me

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I think SSS has a crush on me

Be careful! Whipple pointed out with pin point accuracy that SSS is from Mars with superior alien shit posting abilities...:Cheers:

 

[Mr. Whipple]

do you guys that are familiar with Martian think SSS is him ?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I never shared this pic before I was surfing late one night a couple of years ago and Martian was drunk and posted some pics of him all bloody I snagged one before he took it down. I actually spoke to him later via YNC

if he is here he'll respond I bet

 

[SHAMPAIN]

do you guys that are familiar with Martian think SSS is him ?

I’m almost tempted to search out his posts in the other site for comparison

 

[X]

I can't even see the other site anymore ...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I never shared this pic before I was surfing late one night a couple of years ago and Martian was drunk and posted some pics of him all bloody I snagged one before he took it down. I actually spoke to him later via YNC

if he is here he'll respond I bet

Bahahahahaaa!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I can't even see the other site anymore ...

It’s alright for me, I use the term “alright” loosely... My iPad and phone work for it... You aren’t missing much...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

@SirSuperSouthern Watch out folks!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

None of you soft-heads know what the fuck to do now, do you?


AAAAAAWWWWWHHHHHHHHHH...

SSS
- this fucking dump hasn't seen the works of a real flamer since it was created, obviously. Ask Chris! Haaahahahaaaaaa

 

[Mr. Whipple]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[SHAMPAIN]

None of you soft-heads know what the fuck to do now, do you?


AAAAAAWWWWWHHHHHHHHHH...

SSS
- this fucking dump hasn't seen the works of a real flamer since it was created, obviously. Ask Chris! Haaahahahaaaaaa

Sic balls!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I bet I get a strike for this...

 

[X]

New name same greasy necked homo ...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I bet I get a strike for this...

Fucking sickening,standing there filming what are they waiting for the dog to kill him ? Put your arm round his chest and lift him, jam your fingers in his nose and yank hard, he will let go.