We can never have nice things…

[The Scoundrel]

wait... Orca sees a baby elephant's ass and thinks it "cute"?

are we going down the path of some ultra depraved fetish here with this loathsome pig?

I just felt that those obnoxious thoughts she's keeping inside had a deeper darker meaning.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

wait... Orca sees a baby elephant's ass and thinks it "cute"?

are we going down the path of some ultra depraved fetish here with this loathsome pig?

I just felt that those depraved thoughts she's keeping inside had a deeper darker meaning.

so now we know shes "into" young elephant asses

she thinks they're cute

Good lord, the fucking depravity you find on these forums

 

[Lily]

wait... Orca sees a baby elephant's ass and thinks it "cute"?

are we going down the path of some ultra depraved fetish here with this loathsome pig?

I just felt that those obnoxious thoughts she's keeping inside had a deeper darker meaning.

et tu, stultus?

 

[The Scoundrel]

et tu, stultus?

Speak the language of your forebears quisling.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

et tu, stultus?

Speak the language of your forebears quisling.

that would be --- mooooooooooooooooooooOOOooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooooo

 

[Lily]

et tu, stultus?

Speak the language of your forebears quisling.

You don't have The Googles?

 

[The Scoundrel]

You don't have The Googles?

I'm inoculated.

 

[Lily]

My grandbaby is sleeping. His bedtime was hours ago.

That's because you're posting at 3 in the morning.

No fuckin wonder your metabolism is fucked.

You could probably do the Atkins and carry on adding to the poundage.

It's not 3 am where I am, fucking idiot.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

My grandbaby is sleeping. His bedtime was hours ago.

That's because you're posting at 3 in the morning.

No fuckin wonder your metabolism is fucked.

You could probably do the Atkins and carry on adding to the poundage.

It's not 3 am where I am, fucking idiot.

No. It's actually quarter to 1.

 

[Lily]

My grandbaby is sleeping. His bedtime was hours ago.

That's because you're posting at 3 in the morning.

No fuckin wonder your metabolism is fucked.

You could probably do the Atkins and carry on adding to the poundage.

It's not 3 am where I am, fucking idiot.

No. It's actually quarter to 1.

I am retired. I sleep in to whenever the fuck I want...FACT

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

My grandbaby is sleeping. His bedtime was hours ago.

That's because you're posting at 3 in the morning.

No fuckin wonder your metabolism is fucked.

You could probably do the Atkins and carry on adding to the poundage.

It's not 3 am where I am, fucking idiot.

No. It's actually quarter to 1.

I am retired. I sleep in to whenever the fuck I want...FACT

You don't need to explain to them or me why you're logged on. They're here too.

 

[The Scoundrel]

You don't need to explain to them or me why you're logged on. They're here too.

It's 9 am here. A slightly more comfortable time to be posting I'm sure you will agree.

I take it you're very West coast with that time difference?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

You don't need to explain to them or me why you're logged on. They're here too.

It's 9 am here. A slightly more comfortable time to be posting I'm sure you will agree.

I take it you're very West coast with that time difference?

Yes. What other time would it be? Pacific Moon Time?

Idiot.

 

[Lily]

My grandbaby is sleeping. His bedtime was hours ago.

That's because you're posting at 3 in the morning.

No fuckin wonder your metabolism is fucked.

You could probably do the Atkins and carry on adding to the poundage.

It's not 3 am where I am, fucking idiot.

No. It's actually quarter to 1.

I am retired. I sleep in to whenever the fuck I want...FACT

You don't need to explain to them or me why you're logged on. They're here too.

I know, but I get to say "neener" "neener" lol

 

[The Scoundrel]

Yes. What other time would it be? Pacific Moon Time?

Idiot.

Yep. Yer getting the Time Bends. Have you got spots in front of your eyes? And I don't mean looking in a mirror at your oily fuckin skin.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Yes. What other time would it be? Pacific Moon Time?

Idiot.

Yep. Yer getting the Time Bends. Have you got spots in front of your eyes? And I don't mean looking in a mirror at your oily fuckin skin.

No. It's from reading your nonsense for the last 4 hours.

 

[The Scoundrel]

No. It's from reading your nonsense for the last 4 hours.

Well you did opt in to the service. I have your consent forms here.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

No. It's from reading your nonsense for the last 4 hours.

Well you did opt in to the service. I have your consent forms here.

I never said I didn't have a choice, it was just a bad choice.

 

[The Scoundrel]

I never said I didn't have a choice, it was just a bad choice.

Just think of all that lovely sleep you passed up just to have some half mad Englishman beat you upside the head with spoonerisms and other jollifications.

Oh well. No use crying over spilt milk.

 

[The Cuntess]

It was nice while it lasted. Sigh

 

[The Cuntess]

It’s 1:28am here. I forgot to take my sleeping meds and now I can’t go back to sleep :facepalm:

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

It’s 1:28am here. I forgot to take my sleeping meds and now I can’t go back to sleep :facepalm:

You can always read 12 of Scoundrel's posts, that should do the trick!

 

[Omnipotent]

I just bought crabs and shrimp.

Both $30 a kilo... I am going to feast tonight.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

It was nice while it lasted. Sigh

You have a good core group of people over there. Memberships come in waves. It's not the end of the world. You just need to stop being too fucking nice.

 

[The Cuntess]

This would be a good time for Blandscape to show up.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

This would be a good time for Blandscape to show up.

Why? One member isn't going to change anything. Plus nothing changes overnight. It'll take some time. You guys are hoping to see instant results.

 

[The Cuntess]

This would be a good time for Blandscape to show up.

Why? One member isn't going to change anything. Plus nothing changes overnight. It'll take some time. You guys are hoping to see instant results.

So I can fall asleep lol

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

This would be a good time for Blandscape to show up.

Why? One member isn't going to change anything. Plus nothing changes overnight. It'll take some time. You guys are hoping to see instant results.

So I can fall asleep lol

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pure gold!

 

[The Scoundrel]

I just bought crabs and shrimp.

Both $30 a kilo... I am going to feast tonight.

That's damn cheap and I get mine straight from the port where they land.

 

[The Scoundrel]

You can always read 12 of Scoundrel's posts, that should do the trick!

Yet you chose to read dozens of them and had a laugh all night.

Admit it. You love me. I'm a loveable guy.