We need to make Meltdown great again.

[Master]

And the only way to do that is to make me Meltdown moderator.

My campaign slogan will be - Vote Jew.

As this communities self appointed Rabbi, we have done a great job in cleaning this place of all the riff raff that kills off forums. Gone are the spammers and cowards to chicken shit to create good content, and rightfully so- they can’t hang.

Now, we need to influence the greats to return. I got Toe here and Pickles will stop by for a podcast or two. That’s two new legends.

Bra1n is here. That’s three.

Everything is coming along just as I planned it.

Now, I set my sights on the F4$ idiots.

Cometh to me, my children.

Vote Jew

 

[Garraty_47]

Everything is coming along just as I planned it.

Seriously, it's not *that* bad.
That's what bothers you so much you couldn't stay away.
According to your personal timetable this place should have been a ghost town by now.

Oops.
Looks like you might actually fail to toxify this place with your miasma of drama and bullshit.

If the chain is broken will you fuck off for good, I wonder?
Or merely focus your corrosive attention somewhere else for a while?
If history is any predictor of the future you'll try to worm your way back in sooner or later.
Maybe you'll have better luck then? lulz

The only thing that "spikes" when you come back is the aggregate level of narcissism.

 

[Omnipotent]

Hi B... sorry for not keeping in contact... Twitter banned me for wishing a pox on trans heads...

- caskur


ps, this forum has some real duds but since they vote your way, knowing you, you'll probably like them....

 

[realgrimm]

RIP SGT Snipcock

 

[Master]

Vitty;

Wtf are you of all ppl on about, you caveman faced, the member of Lynard Skynard who should have died in the plane crash looking, extra scrub powered sponge bearded reject talking about?

First, look at the drivel you regurgitated that I actually quoted.

Nothing

That’s how much of your fruit bowl filled with evaporating dog shit gaspings I actually read of you. And while you might find that hard to believe within that head that sounds like a spray paint can with a mini marble disguised as a micro brain inside it, trust me, to quote Han Solo “it’s true….all of it”.

So, go to a chiropractor, do some basic stretching, and put your fucking numbskulled head in your back pocket and stay there, numbskull. When this place needs a “voice of retardation “ trust moi you will get the first DM and a trophy thread anointing.

Fair?

 

[Garraty_47]

@Rabbi Martini

That perfect example of a wilted word salad deserves a Vocaroo response when I have enough time and no I'm not asking; I'm telling you what I'm going to do regardless of you or anyone else feeling a certain way about it.

See you soon.

 

[Master]

Ladies and gentlemen and trannys;

Somebody is going to go full Amy Jo Pink Power Ranger in short order.

Warned

 

[Seamajor]

Seriously, it's not *that* bad.
That's what bothers you so much you couldn't stay away.
According to your personal timetable this place should have been a ghost town by now.

Oops.
Looks like you might actually fail to toxify this place with your miasma of drama and bullshit.

If the chain is broken will you fuck off for good, I wonder?
Or merely focus your corrosive attention somewhere else for a while?
If history is any predictor of the future you'll try to worm your way back in sooner or later.
Maybe you'll have better luck then? lulz

The only thing that "spikes" when you come back is the aggregate level of narcissism.

Narcissism is something you should try. A change would be good for ya.

 

[Garraty_47]

@Rabbi Martini

 

[Master]

Vitty, I’m not listening to that.

Type it out. Thanx

 

[Seamajor]

@Rabbi Martini

I know I’ve mentioned it before. Jot down what you want to say, and keep it moving. Come on, 8 minutes?

 

[Master]

There’s 66 lurkers here now watching yours truly make Dovid the Desperate melt down like a snow cone in August.

Welcome to the party, coomers

 

[reaper]

You won't make shit great with spamming retards like huge Lil around.

 

[Dove]

Ladies and gentlemen and trannys;

Somebody is going to go full Amy Jo Pink Power Ranger in short order.

Warned

You dont have to tell us you are gonna log off and furiously beat your outie to "Amy Jo Pink Power Ranger" porn for the rest of the day.

Is that another porn "actor" who is a household name in all the broken homes over in that Chi Town cesspool you are rotting in?

Dont answer that....it wasnt a real question

Degenerate.

 

[Dove]

@Rabbi Martini

I love it.

It's awesome how men who are not porn sick coomers can actually make funny and interesting contents that break away from the same old text walls of nothing. You know without predatory and disturbing behaviour.

Good job Garraty!

Try not to say words like "hard" too much around Poofer. You'll trigger him into another jerk off marathon and we want to keep him OFF snap chat if at all possible. Do our part to make 15 year old girls safe again and all.

 

[Master]

You won't make shit great with spamming retards like huge Lil around.

Well, the pieces are falling into place.

This forum will be in “put up or shut up” mode soon and those who can’t hang have Fleas forum to fall back on with the rest of the washed up has been rabble. Nobody is getting a free pass.

I told BF this place needed to be wiped clean of the trash and reset.

Content is all that matters now

 

[Dove]

Calling people stupid and claiming theyve "owned" themselves because they failed to identify faceless ankles in a random screen shot from a porn video is EXACTLY how you clean up the board and bring the contents.

If by contents you mean.....ehhhh you know. It's either going back to scat porn and gaping assholes like coomer X is fighting for or another cry baby P Turd whine fest about how everyone who picks on him is a spammer and needs to be banned.

It's been 3 years since he first claimed to be cleaning the "trash" and "resetting" the board. And a few posts ago he claimed that had already been done. But now that a few posters have targeted him for the lulz (by his own doing) it needs another "reset" lmao.

Poof maybe if you stopped with the excessive friction...that thin skin could grow a few more layers.

 

[Garraty_47]

@Rabbi Martini

 

[Dove]

This made me LOL pretty hard so I'm sharing it.....dont worry I credit the author, Biggie.

Fucking perfect LOL

"
imagine being so stunted that you actually feel a sense of pride in your own ability to identify a porn star regardless of age, scene timeframe or popularity based on nothing more than a single photo

"that's Jennifer love lips, east coast, 37 films total, grew up in Austin Texas and made her first low budget gangbang film at the age of 21. the film went on to sell 23,345 copies and was directed by a portly gentlemen by the name of gary churches. Each man in the film was 7.2 inches when fully erect was paid a handsome 250.00 for their services. Mrs love lips later went on to star in a variety of films including The Ghost of Christmas up my ass and the Sperminator before retiring in 1992 at the age of 24"

ROTFLMAO!

Bro -- you might as well just come out and say you live in a basement surrounded by magazines of questionable content and harbor a nasty odor of rotting fish beneath your undercarriage

I fucking cant

 

[Lily]

You won't make shit great with spamming retards like huge Lil around. *sniff*

Transparency is appreciated.

 

[X]

wow dove really had a day on here LOL

 

[Lily]

wow dove really had a day on here LOL

A bit, mmm, frantic wouldn't you say?

 

[X]

A bit, mmm, frantic wouldn't you say?

she was a bending facts here and tryna make labels stick there EEE YII EeE Yiii OOOOoooo

 

[X]

btw Lily apparently you have a bit O wiehght

 

[Lily]

btw Lily apparently you have a bit O wiehght

No shit?! Damn, I had no idea.

I noticed that @reaper still has bleeding ass rash as well. Even when I'm not here they complain. Bitch, moan, cry and writhe in pain...ffs

 

[Lily]

she was a bending facts here and tryna make labels stick there EEE YII EeE Yiii OOOOoooo

Of course. What else could she be doing?

 

[Dove]

It cracks me up how genuinely butt hurt and lacking humor these dolts are lol.

They just do not get it. They really think they can shame us into leaving them alone and not flaming them. Like we are supposed to feel all trolled or embarrassed because we are making fun of them.

And of course no one who posts has any sort of life whatsoever......which always kills me because when people say this they are saying when they are on here adding thousands to the post count, they arent doing anything else. They are just sat in front of a screen focused on this stupid shit. Probably on the PC. Lol.

There once was a PO2Feet
Who would eat everything but the beets
She wailed and she cried
For food that was fried
While Admin gobbled all the man meat

Lmao I'm such a dork.

 

[Dove]

There was once a spider who lived under a rock
His name was admin and he loved to suck cock
Not only the cock but down to the balls
And he was very well known in all the gloryhole bathroom stalls

the end

 

[Dove]

There once was a tard we called Poofer

Who took everyone's fist in his pooper

When Dove came around

His pants would come down

And we all laughed at his tiny dick.

 

[Dove]

Once upon a time there was a dimunitive dork named X
With whom no one, not even the inflatable donkey, wanted to have sex
He was sorely depressed and forever distressed
Because too many wErDz seemed to stir up the crabs in his pubic hair nest