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If you're so thusly offended, why are you still here, posting?
Honest question, not throwing stones.
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Honest question, not throwing stones.
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Oh, simple answer.
I don't really give a shit what BTF thinks, or is...whatevs.
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Your response belies your posts.
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. No, I don't care. I post what I post regardless of what the lamer thinks or does.
What my wonderment is,
. is
Why does BTF feel he needs more pets?
. Is he bored with his menagerie
or has he a growth is always best philosophy, and
. is there a profit motive which I suspect since his kind are always profit (that meaning money)
motivated.
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It scares away the weakling and thinskinned
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Lemme shorten it up for you:
. Materialists are boring assholes.
No matter to me what they "think".
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You're lucky we're materialists, enlightened people would never hang around places like this one
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..and yet some do, ranc.
think of it as vocational or volunteer work.
.only vaguely related music but pressing to be posted for several days:
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Is there better work than helping stray sheep? (tearsrundownone'scheek smiley)
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Actually, in the whole scope of everything that exists in the universe when it comes to spiritual work, no.
It's because of suckers like you that we thought "man, it's gonna be awesome to fuck up this whole thing called free will". Beam me down, Scotty.
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Evil aliens are also part of the we, but not necessarily the whole we
You see, life NEEDS fuck-ups. Otherwise, the righteous would have nothing interesting to do
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Lady approaches @Holliday1881 at the supermarket line.
- Excuse me sir, you can't do that.
- What?
- Put all those extra bags in with your groceries. You're already getting the bags free to put your groceries in.
-Ahhh, that? These baggies are very useful, I use them to pick up dog poop, dispose of smallie guts, those stink to high heavens ya know. And to put garbage too, of course. And besides, these probably cost what? A cent each?
-No sir, they're biodegradable. They cost around 50 cents each. And I appreciate your finding our bags so useful, but unfortunately you can have them at will, only to put your groceries inside. You can't get extra bags here at the cashier counter for other uses. Only to put groceries bought here.
-Ok then, I understand.
Holliday starts putting just a single item inside each bag. The lady can't believe her eyes.
-Sir, I'm sorry, you can't do that either. It's clear you can put more than one item in each bag. This is not allowed.
-Would you like to bag my groceries for me then, missy?
-No sir, I'm sorry, this line is for customers who prefer to bag their groceries themselves.
-EXACTLY!
- Excuse me sir, you can't do that.
- What?
- Put all those extra bags in with your groceries. You're already getting the bags free to put your groceries in.
-Ahhh, that? These baggies are very useful, I use them to pick up dog poop, dispose of smallie guts, those stink to high heavens ya know. And to put garbage too, of course. And besides, these probably cost what? A cent each?
-No sir, they're biodegradable. They cost around 50 cents each. And I appreciate your finding our bags so useful, but unfortunately you can have them at will, only to put your groceries inside. You can't get extra bags here at the cashier counter for other uses. Only to put groceries bought here.
-Ok then, I understand.
Holliday starts putting just a single item inside each bag. The lady can't believe her eyes.
-Sir, I'm sorry, you can't do that either. It's clear you can put more than one item in each bag. This is not allowed.
-Would you like to bag my groceries for me then, missy?
-No sir, I'm sorry, this line is for customers who prefer to bag their groceries themselves.
-EXACTLY!
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-EXACTLY!
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If you act quickly you may still be able to spit out the hook.
j/s
-EXACTLY!
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If you act quickly you may still be able to spit out the hook.
j/s
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If you act quickly you may still be able to spit out the hook.
j/s
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Have you ever noticed that Levon is novel backwards?
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Yes, but I never thought much about it.
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Hi, Mike! Welcome! What brings you to Bastard Factory? How did you hear about us?
I hope you have a very pleasant posting experience! If you have any issues or questions, feel free to pm myself or any other mod.
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Hey, I was thinking of one called Klee O'Shea, and it would only talk in cliches.
. What you think?
Don't tell. I may use it here.
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People who don't create an account but watch everything, how long have you been here and you don't know that? The mysterious miscarriage poster haha crazy but you all are sorry for the casual racism but it's true...
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Quit being so cowardly or shy whatever. SIGN THE FUCK UP! over 20 lurkers right now. Make BF GREAT AGAIN.
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Welcome aboard, Edward!
Tell us a little bit about yourself.
Shot anyone in the face lately?
