Went to lunch with friends

[Master]

You know how bartending works, right?

Do I have to call you stupid to?

In fortinite gameplay or in the real world?

Do you know how owning your own car works?

You bartend in Fortnite? Where?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Martini said ""uber""

even tho he can't afford one and they don't accept bus passes

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You know how bartending works, right?

Do I have to call you stupid to?

In fortinite gameplay or in the real world?

Do you know how owning your own car works?

You bartend in Fortnite? Where?

Who the fuck knows? I don't play silly games designed for brats and old men who sleep on dirty bare mattresses and ride buses at 50

holla

 

[Dove]

I make 500 bucks a day bartending working six hour shifts.

Seeth, food network

Oh yeah -- im seething

It shows

Of course -- every day I dream about riding a bus at 50

especially when I'm wizzing in and out of traffic in my luxury bmw

Don’t you dream about “giving back to the community” with this whole food truck fail?

Your stupid is showing

Are you still mad because 25 bucks an hour is 19.00 bucks an hour more than you've ever managed to earn?

Loser

lol

I'm mad about it because even with my earned skills I dont make that much. I'm not far off from it. But I dont get that.

But I would sure the fuck take a job paying 25 dollars an hour to serve food and all the food duties. Easiest job imaginable.

And in FL? Pffft. Sign me up. I'll drag my trailor down there. I'll try not to call you daddy in front of the other workers

 

[Master]

Martini said ""uber""

even tho he can't afford one and they don't accept bus passes

I can’t?

Somebody throw biggie some arm floaties

 

[Biggie Smiles]

makes 500 bucks a day but rides the bus

at 50

 

[Master]

You know how bartending works, right?

Do I have to call you stupid to?

In fortinite gameplay or in the real world?

Do you know how owning your own car works?

You bartend in Fortnite? Where?

Who the fuck knows? I don't play silly games designed for brats and old men who sleep on dirty bare mattresses and ride buses at 50

holla

So your just saying dumb shit?

Same as it ever was

 

[Dove]

I make 500 bucks a day bartending working six hour shifts.

Seeth, food network

Oh yeah -- im seething

Why wouldnt you want to make less a day than you do now and have to stand all day waiting on drunks?

Living the dream.

How many drunks do you think vomitted all over one of his bigger expense walmart shirts after last call?

And does he still wear it even though he doesn't know what a washing machine is used for?

that's the question

Walmart is kinda up there, dont you think? It's not quite tax refund season YET.

 

[Dove]

Martini said ""uber""

even tho he can't afford one and they don't accept bus passes

He capitalized it

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You know how bartending works, right?

Do I have to call you stupid to?

In fortinite gameplay or in the real world?

Do you know how owning your own car works?

You bartend in Fortnite? Where?

Who the fuck knows? I don't play silly games designed for brats and old men who sleep on dirty bare mattresses and ride buses at 50

holla

So your just saying dumb shit?

Same as it ever was

So you're still riding a bus at 50?

same as it ever was


Remember when I embarrassed you twice at CO in those silly little flame match thinggies tho? you were so bright red mad

hahahahahahahaha

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I make 500 bucks a day bartending working six hour shifts.

Seeth, food network

Oh yeah -- im seething

Why wouldnt you want to make less a day than you do now and have to stand all day waiting on drunks?

Living the dream.

How many drunks do you think vomitted all over one of his bigger expense walmart shirts after last call?

And does he still wear it even though he doesn't know what a washing machine is used for?

that's the question

Walmart is kinda up there, dont you think? It's not quite tax refund season YET.

You think someone on public assistance is entitled to a tax refund?

no way

chicago ain't that backwards now -- -is it?

 

[Master]

See, kids. This is how you kick around a tard pile when it’s morons trying

You know how bartending works, right?

Do I have to call you stupid to?

In fortinite gameplay or in the real world?

Do you know how owning your own car works?

You bartend in Fortnite? Where?

Who the fuck knows? I don't play silly games designed for brats and old men who sleep on dirty bare mattresses and ride buses at 50

holla

So your just saying dumb shit?

Same as it ever was

So you're still riding a bus at 50?

same as it ever was


Remember when I embarrassed you twice at CO in those silly little flame match thinggies tho? you were so bright red mad

hahahahahahahaha

was I?

Post these matches.

 

[Dove]

I make 500 bucks a day bartending working six hour shifts.

Seeth, food network

Oh yeah -- im seething

Why wouldnt you want to make less a day than you do now and have to stand all day waiting on drunks?

Living the dream.

How many drunks do you think vomitted all over one of his bigger expense walmart shirts after last call?

And does he still wear it even though he doesn't know what a washing machine is used for?

that's the question

Walmart is kinda up there, dont you think? It's not quite tax refund season YET.

You think someone on public assistance is entitled to a tax refund?

no way

chicago ain't that backwards now -- -is it?

He hits up the ex. No joke.

Bahahahahaha

 

[Biggie Smiles]

works every time

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I make 500 bucks a day bartending working six hour shifts.

Seeth, food network

Oh yeah -- im seething

Why wouldnt you want to make less a day than you do now and have to stand all day waiting on drunks?

Living the dream.

How many drunks do you think vomitted all over one of his bigger expense walmart shirts after last call?

And does he still wear it even though he doesn't know what a washing machine is used for?

that's the question

Walmart is kinda up there, dont you think? It's not quite tax refund season YET.

You think someone on public assistance is entitled to a tax refund?

no way

chicago ain't that backwards now -- -is it?

He hits up the ex. No joke.

Bahahahahaha

no way -- he leeches off baby mamma who he owes years of child support to?


ROTFLMAO

 

[Dove]

I make 500 bucks a day bartending working six hour shifts.

Seeth, food network

Oh yeah -- im seething

Why wouldnt you want to make less a day than you do now and have to stand all day waiting on drunks?

Living the dream.

How many drunks do you think vomitted all over one of his bigger expense walmart shirts after last call?

And does he still wear it even though he doesn't know what a washing machine is used for?

that's the question

Walmart is kinda up there, dont you think? It's not quite tax refund season YET.

You think someone on public assistance is entitled to a tax refund?

no way

chicago ain't that backwards now -- -is it?

He hits up the ex. No joke.

Bahahahahaha

no way -- he leeches off baby mamma who he owes years of child support to?


ROTFLMAO

He was wanting that stimulus lol

 

[Master]

Looks like I’m stuck pulling the low hanging fruit off the tree and juggling it around another thread.

Your welcome, BF

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Is there like a child credit for playing fortinet when you're not riding a bus?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I make 500 bucks a day bartending working six hour shifts.

Seeth, food network

Oh yeah -- im seething

Why wouldnt you want to make less a day than you do now and have to stand all day waiting on drunks?

Living the dream.

How many drunks do you think vomitted all over one of his bigger expense walmart shirts after last call?

And does he still wear it even though he doesn't know what a washing machine is used for?

that's the question

Walmart is kinda up there, dont you think? It's not quite tax refund season YET.

You think someone on public assistance is entitled to a tax refund?

no way

chicago ain't that backwards now -- -is it?

He hits up the ex. No joke.

Bahahahahaha

no way -- he leeches off baby mamma who he owes years of child support to?


ROTFLMAO

He was wanting that stimulus lol

If only the fed could stimulate his dead brain

riding a bus at 50 -- omg that's hilarious

 

[Dove]

I make 500 bucks a day bartending working six hour shifts.

Seeth, food network

Oh yeah -- im seething

Why wouldnt you want to make less a day than you do now and have to stand all day waiting on drunks?

Living the dream.

How many drunks do you think vomitted all over one of his bigger expense walmart shirts after last call?

And does he still wear it even though he doesn't know what a washing machine is used for?

that's the question

Walmart is kinda up there, dont you think? It's not quite tax refund season YET.

You think someone on public assistance is entitled to a tax refund?

no way

chicago ain't that backwards now -- -is it?

He hits up the ex. No joke.

Bahahahahaha

no way -- he leeches off baby mamma who he owes years of child support to?


ROTFLMAO

He was wanting that stimulus lol

If only the fed could stimulate his dead brain

riding a bus at 50 -- omg that's hilarious

He probably votes democrat and doesnt even know it lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

it's fucking funny how martooli came here tryin to chum up with LizardBud and even she kicked him the teeth for being a low IQ bus riding spastic

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Dove]

it's fucking funny how martooli came here tryin to chum up with LizardBud and even she kicked him the teeth for being a low IQ bus riding spastic

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

As she should.

 

[Master]

it's fucking funny how martooli came here tryin to chum up with LizardBud and even she kicked him the teeth for being a low IQ bus riding spastic

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

By calling her an idiot.

You are so observant. Bring this type of insight to this food truck idea.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

 

[SHAMPAIN]

LMFAO @ GQ Kev getting his legs swiped and throat punched! I can't decide whether it's an L or a V he should be holding?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm just laughing my ass off over how my continued success in life is sending the bus rider over the edge


someone in fortinet is gonna get now --- if Mcdonalds doesn't cut him off their wireless net first

lmao

 

[Adam Hitler]

I never had breakfast today. I went on a purely empty stomach. I almost never drink at lunch. But I odered wine and started drinking it before the food came. I got drunk on one glass and weirdly started crying because we're all moving to different places and I am going to miss everyone. Now I feel like shit.

Don't get mad. I just wanted to post about something not cock related.

Lotus, forgive me, but I have to ask a pretty personal question right MEOW....

Have you divorced that soyboy hub of yours?

It's just that you have been quite insatiable lately, what with this revelation about you getting drunk during the day with your girlfriends and the invitation you offered Shamp and I to join you on a nudist club swingers weekend....

Do some women have a mid-life crisis like men, where they go wild and want to relive their youth?

 

[Adam Hitler]

I make 500 bucks a day bartending working six hour shifts.

Pretty much.... that sort of remark coming from him is barely worth a response.

 

[LotusBud]

I never had breakfast today. I went on a purely empty stomach. I almost never drink at lunch. But I odered wine and started drinking it before the food came. I got drunk on one glass and weirdly started crying because we're all moving to different places and I am going to miss everyone. Now I feel like shit.

Don't get mad. I just wanted to post about something not cock related.

Lotus, forgive me, but I have to ask a pretty personal question right MEOW....

Have you divorced that soyboy hub of yours?

It's just that you have been quite insatiable lately, what with this revelation about you getting drunk during the day with your girlfriends and the invitation you offered Shamp and I to join you on a nudist club swingers weekend....

Do some women have a mid-life crisis like men, where they go wild and want to relive their youth?

I didn't say the lunch was with girlfriends. It was with friends. All of us.

Some women just never see their sexuality wane, but how was me getting drunk in any way related to sex or nudist swingers' clubs (which I have no interest in, but thanks for inviting me anyway)?

 

[Adam Hitler]

makes 500 bucks a day but rides the bus

at 50

The "looks at Rolex" remarks are the best, you just know that he'll have won it in one of those metal hand lucky dip arcade machines.