What are you thankful for today?

[Succubus]

Not if I fucked you to DEATH

Nigga PLEEZ. Your ass couldn't handle me for 5 minutes ON the viagra!!!! Much less fucking me to death!

Bwahahaha!!!

Don't you know who I am???? I am SUCCUBUS. That title doesn't come by so easily. You gotta earn it. ;)

Yah sure, all you did was ask BF for it :IggyMcLulz:

True true.....but if you'd give me your address I will show you why the name suits me. ;)

 

[Succubus]

Not if I fucked you to DEATH

Dont tempt her Frodo lol.

I can hear her pussy juice dripping on the floor after reading that lololol.

Ha ha did her labia glaze over like a doughnut

You wanna see???? I'll show you ......again. So, how does this relationship work? Do I fuck you? Or do you fuck me? I am quite dominant in the sac.....I don't give in so easily, I love foreplay and I will make your toes curl up so hard your bones will break. Or would you like me to put on my little bunny costume and take it easy on you?

 

[Succubus]

I am thankful for beautiful men like X.....tbh, I'm thankful for him. He is every woman's fantasy......only those bitches don't know the handle I have on him. He is mine!!!! All ho's need to exit stage left!!

 

[RAVEN]

Trust me.. You can have em :D :D :D..

 

[The Cuntess]

Ahhh the joys of being single.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm thankful that I'm too smart to be a liberal

 

[Succubus]

I would love to show you guys a picture of him....but the thought of other females masturbating to it enfuriates me so I will keep that trophy for myself. ;)

 

[X]

Lol
absolutely too much :LMAO:
I told you I am an old dude now ..
A soft hearted old dude
I am a hammsome fucker for sure for my age 50 btw (: so thank you so much ... i would be a GREAT specimen in which to have the old dude younger woman scenario hahahahahahaaaa

 

[Succubus]

I'm thankful that I'm too smart to be a liberal

Amen!!!!

 

[The Cuntess]

I'm thankful that I'm too smart to be a liberal

My hub kinda reminds me of you when he goes on his lib rants. He gets seriously pissed

 

[Succubus]

Lol
absolutely too much :LMAO:
I told you I am an old dude now ..
A soft hearted old dude
I am a hammsome fucker for sure for my age 50 btw (: so thank you so much ... i would be a GREAT specimen in which to have the old dude younger woman scenario hahahahahahaaaa

Age is just a number. I have your beautiful picture and all I did was add some more gray hair to it. You're still hot.....and I promise you I'll make you feel a hella lot younger, sugar. ;)

 

[X]

I would love to show you guys a picture of him....but the thought of other females masturbating to it enfuriates me so I will keep that trophy for myself. ;)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA


Whomever you are ..
you are awesome (:

when you can make a dude smile the way you have ... hahahahahahahahaaaa

 

[Succubus]

I would love to show you guys a picture of him....but the thought of other females masturbating to it enfuriates me so I will keep that trophy for myself. ;)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA


Whomever you are ..
you are awesome (:

when you can make a dude smile the way you have ... hahahahahahahahaaaa

Thank you. Your smile/laughter means more to me than you know. ;)

xoxox

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm thankful that I'm too smart to be a liberal

My hub kinda reminds me of you when he goes on his lib rants. He gets seriously pissed

Your husband is a smart man

Liberals are fucking self contradicting, liberty destroying scum that deserve nothing but total extermination

 

[Blazor]

Not if I fucked you to DEATH

Nigga PLEEZ. Your ass couldn't handle me for 5 minutes ON the viagra!!!! Much less fucking me to death!

Bwahahaha!!!

Don't you know who I am???? I am SUCCUBUS. That title doesn't come by so easily. You gotta earn it. ;)

Have I mentioned Im a Scorpio lol?

I see you are deploying new tactics to try and score him, make him think he has to prove you wrong lol.

"Whats that about lasting FIVE minutes!?" smack s mack smack on that ass lol.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

By the way Flea, your husband is now going to hate liberals even more ever since that George Soros funded maniac DA is intent on turning your city into the world's largest landfill

God can only imagine what your city will look like under his reign

 

[Blazor]

Not if I fucked you to DEATH

Dont tempt her Frodo lol.

I can hear her pussy juice dripping on the floor after reading that lololol.

Ha ha did her labia glaze over like a doughnut

Prolly just threw another pair of soaked panties up against her "Wall of X".

 

[X]

Not if I fucked you to DEATH

Dont tempt her Frodo lol.

I can hear her pussy juice dripping on the floor after reading that lololol.

Ha ha did her labia glaze over like a doughnut

Prolly just threw another pair of soaked panties up against her "Wall of X".

Like pissghetti LOL

 

[Blazor]

Lol
absolutely too much :LMAO:
I told you I am an old dude now ..
A soft hearted old dude
I am a hammsome fucker for sure for my age 50 btw (: so thank you so much ... i would be a GREAT specimen in which to have the old dude younger woman scenario hahahahahahaaaa

Age is just a number. I have your beautiful picture and all I did was add some more gray hair to it. You're still hot.....and I promise you I'll make you feel a hella lot younger, sugar. ;)

Age is just a number! Agreed. Always love that song by Aliyah.

My last gf was 14 years younger than me lol.

 

[Blazor]

Not if I fucked you to DEATH

Dont tempt her Frodo lol.

I can hear her pussy juice dripping on the floor after reading that lololol.

Ha ha did her labia glaze over like a doughnut

Prolly just threw another pair of soaked panties up against her "Wall of X".

Like pissghetti LOL

Lol

But like spaghetti, that pussy aint gonna be done til you "cook it long enough" lol.

 

[RAVEN]

I know this off subject.. sorry countess... but I don't care HOW good looking a dude is... I could not fuck a filthy liberal.. and X is almost a progressive.. No thanks :D :D

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I know this off subject.. sorry countess... but I don't care HOW good looking a dude is... I could not fuck a filthy liberal.. and X is almost a progressive.. No thanks :D :D

Marry me.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I would never date a liberal woman. I don't care if she's the biggest freak nasty dime piece on God's green earth.

I'd end up shooting her in the face undoubtedly

I fucking despise liberals. Truly.

 

[Blazor]

I know this off subject.. sorry countess... but I don't care HOW good looking a dude is... I could not fuck a filthy liberal.. and X is almost a progressive.. No thanks :D :D

I think, from now on, if I ever go on a date with a girl, my first question gonna be, "What was the Civil war fought over?". I'll know what kind of person she is then lol. I'll be like Spongebob if she says it was over slavery lol....

 

[Joe]

I would never date a liberal woman. I don't care if she's the biggest freak nasty dime piece on God's green earth.

I'd end up shooting her in the face undoubtedly

I fucking despise liberals. Truly.

...they're often very good looking, Bigly.

Lookit all den women news anchors.

Hired for their looks & I bet 90% of them are uber Liberals.

You must be intimidated by em, eh Bigly?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I know this off subject.. sorry countess... but I don't care HOW good looking a dude is... I could not fuck a filthy liberal.. and X is almost a progressive.. No thanks :D :D

I think, from now on, if I ever go on a date with a girl, my first question gonna be, "What was the Civil war fought over?". I'll know what kind of person she is then lol. I'll be like Spongebob if she says it was over slavery lol....

I don't even get to the point of a first date without asking a woman if she's a commie loving scumbag democRAT

Seriously.

I don't want to make a scene by getting up and leaving the restaurant right then and there when she tells me she's a liberal

let's get that out of the way on the first couple of emails.

 

[X]

I love these labels
as to simplify ones life. makes it all tidy and easy to understand for those scared to venture

 

[X]

I know this off subject.. sorry countess... but I don't care HOW good looking a dude is... I could not fuck a filthy liberal.. and X is almost a progressive.. No thanks :D :D

I think, from now on, if I ever go on a date with a girl, my first question gonna be, "What was the Civil war fought over?". I'll know what kind of person she is then lol. I'll be like Spongebob if she says it was over slavery lol....

I don't even get to the point of a first date without asking a woman if she's a commie loving scumbag democRAT

Seriously.

I don't want to make a scene by getting up and leaving the restaurant right then and there when she tells me she's a liberal

let's get that out of the way on the first couple of emails.

Dude
You're short
Unless you got the bucks you pick up diddly squat :LMAO:

C'mon, make me laugh some moaRRRRR

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I would never date a liberal woman. I don't care if she's the biggest freak nasty dime piece on God's green earth.

I'd end up shooting her in the face undoubtedly

I fucking despise liberals. Truly.

...they're often very good looking, Bigly.

Lookit all den women news anchors.

Hired fro their looks & I bet 90% of them are uber Liberals.

You must be intimidated by em, eh Bigly?

What part of I don't care what they look like do you not understand, dunce?

By the way, I've forgotten to callback more women after a one night stand in my life than you have hairs on your head you fucking dick wanking jerkoff

 

[Whomever]

I am so thankful for what is estimated to be another day of ~125,000 abortions. I will never be out of work.