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Just got back from grocery shopping (which I hate) enjoying a cup of coffee in a nice quiet house.

Im doing that in reverse order, first was the coffee, then grocery shopping shortly. Dont need much thankfully.

Time for a shower.
lol... The reason I went was because I was out of coffee.. Otherwise, I would have stayed in all nice and cozy..lol. I Stopped at Tim Hortons on the way to get my caffeine fix :)

Wtf, you're Canadian? lol

Nothing wrong with that. Even if you have a white Obama as prime minister lol.
 

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Happy B day, mate!!!!!

13 days from my son, 2 days from my brother, and 4 days from mine......caw! caw! caw! Fire it up!

WTF!!!!!! DAMN!!!! I'll fire it up alright!!!! Blueberry blunt, coming right up lol.
 

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I got a toothache going on for 12 hours now, on and on..

It's like the first ring of Dante's Hell, very irritating.

Tooth pain sucks. My son going through it too. Worst pain of my life was an impacted wisdom tooth that formed a cyst under it.

Worst pain in my life was crawling through a crawl space of a huge hydroelectric generator and somebody lost their grip on the scaffolding they were trained to never remove or move...

About 650 pounds hitting a limb on the concrete... hundreds of shattered pieces of bones. I was lucky. There was a hand and foot specialist vacationing in the area at the time and he showed up and saved my hand and arm.

They told me later that they would have amputated had it not been for him and the doctor who knew him.

I had to lift the scaffolding off and crawl out. Thank God for adrenaline. My coworkers went into panic after I emerged. I had to find my ice too. There was an actual ice machine in a hallway....like a hotel. So lucky.....


Damn dude!!!!!


Shit happens.

I know you aint lyin lol.

I dunno how you know that but cheers!

Believe me, I know, and it dont just happen, it keeps happening lol.

Cheers back at ya my friend! Maybe I'll do some day drinking today since its my bday lol.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BLAZOR

Thanks Hellfire! Wooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
 

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Football bitches.

That is one interesting fetish you have there. I guess football shaped bitches are better than basketball shaped bitches lol.

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More cushion bro-

Hahhahaha, and more suffocating when ya lick her pussy lol. Watch out for the thigh lock!!!! lol
 

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Tipsy as fuck, thats what Im doing lol. I dont know if I can make dinner lol.
 

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Im frying catfish while fried. lol

Had a scallop taco with my jumbo margarita earlier. It delayed my hunger, but now its so late lol.

You know what though, fuck it, I DONT GIVE A FOOOOOOOOOK!

Cheers bitches :Cheers:
 

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Flooding at the moment. My ponds are all overflowing. Got them netted tight so the koi don’t swim out! Can’t smoke a joint or I might get too paranoid. A couple of months back my boat floated right off the trailer ffs...found it on my breakwater gate!
Gonna crack a cider, it’s 15:00!

Happy Birthday Blazor.. :Cheers:
 

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Flooding at the moment. My ponds are all overflowing. Got them netted tight so the koi don’t swim out! Can’t smoke a joint or I might get too paranoid. A couple of months back my boat floated right off the trailer ffs...found it on my breakwater gate!
Gonna crack a cider, it’s 15:00!

Happy Birthday Blazor.. :Cheers:

TRhank ye mate! I've got cider in the fridge, but Im on to the bourbon lol.

Dat shit sounds crazy! I know floodin', creek out back me house.
 

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Flooding at the moment. My ponds are all overflowing. Got them netted tight so the koi don’t swim out! Can’t smoke a joint or I might get too paranoid. A couple of months back my boat floated right off the trailer ffs...found it on my breakwater gate!
Gonna crack a cider, it’s 15:00!

Happy Birthday Blazor.. :Cheers:

TRhank ye mate! I've got cider in the fridge, but Im on to the bourbon lol.

Dat shit sounds crazy! I know floodin', creek out back me house.
In February earlier this year it was the first big flood in 20 years... then it happened again a few months later. And all the trees are still burnt from the massive fires in January, when the whole neighbourhood had to be evacuated. Crazy indeed!
 

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Flooding at the moment. My ponds are all overflowing. Got them netted tight so the koi don’t swim out! Can’t smoke a joint or I might get too paranoid. A couple of months back my boat floated right off the trailer ffs...found it on my breakwater gate!
Gonna crack a cider, it’s 15:00!

Happy Birthday Blazor.. :Cheers:

TRhank ye mate! I've got cider in the fridge, but Im on to the bourbon lol.

Dat shit sounds crazy! I know floodin', creek out back me house.
In February earlier this year it was the first big flood in 20 years... then it happened again a few months later. And all the trees are still burnt from the massive fires in January, when the whole neighbourhood had to be evacuated. Crazy indeed!

I know how that shit be!!!

Damn man! Fuckin Mayans were wrong with 2012!

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Flooding the toilet with liquid butt chocolate and throwing down squares of tp to stop the splashback...
 

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Just got back from riding my bike through the jungle. Said hello to a few monkeys 3:30 here. Dooby time.
 
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What am I doing? I just jammed out some Celtic music, and now grilling some burgers. What the fuck are Y'ALL motherfuckers doing!!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
 
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CASEY! So glad you could make it! I was gonna make a new account at Tarantulaforum to get your ass over here lol... How's my southern belle doing? Xxxx


She is doing very well for herself.....nice to see you back, sugar! ;)
 

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