Why? It all makes sense :)Wondering how Swamp Ducks mind works?
Laying in bed, listening to my wife snore, and surfing the net on my phone. Oh, and I think the cat keeps farting.
Eating Wendys
Sleep wellGoing to bed fucking head and ear ache..
Oh, that’s just so adorable...Smoking a cig, sipping a whiskey, and trying to get away from my whiskey and tobacco smoke sniffing old addict of a cat.
I sit the glass down, she's on it like a mouse is on the bottom of the tumbler. I exhale, she tries to get up close and breath in deep.
Addict pets are the worse... I had a mate with a 25 year old cockatoo like that. The bird would rip the top of a premix can off with his beak to get a few drops of rum and cola, go off his nut, steal someone's pack of smokes and chew down the length of them individually, then get so spastic that he would get up high on the verandah and shit into our drinks.... (we tried moving but he aimed/moved his bumhole like a fighter jet).
Bloody legend bird, though... he hated any females. He took off one girl's pinkie toe, and he was straight sober at the time... We had to wrestle him to the ground to get it back...
Off to the park with my doggie....
Smoking a cig, sipping a whiskey, and trying to get away from my whiskey and tobacco smoke sniffing old addict of a cat.
I sit the glass down, she's on it like a mouse is on the bottom of the tumbler. I exhale, she tries to get up close and breath in deep.
Addict pets are the worse... I had a mate with a 25 year old cockatoo like that. The bird would rip the top of a premix can off with his beak to get a few drops of rum and cola, go off his nut, steal someone's pack of smokes and chew down the length of them individually, then get so spastic that he would get up high on the verandah and shit into our drinks.... (we tried moving but he aimed/moved his bumhole like a fighter jet).
Bloody legend bird, though... he hated any females. He took off one girl's pinkie toe, and he was straight sober at the time... We had to wrestle him to the ground to get it back...
Smoking a cig, sipping a whiskey, and trying to get away from my whiskey and tobacco smoke sniffing old addict of a cat.
I sit the glass down, she's on it like a mouse is on the bottom of the tumbler. I exhale, she tries to get up close and breath in deep.
Addict pets are the worse... I had a mate with a 25 year old cockatoo like that. The bird would rip the top of a premix can off with his beak to get a few drops of rum and cola, go off his nut, steal someone's pack of smokes and chew down the length of them individually, then get so spastic that he would get up high on the verandah and shit into our drinks.... (we tried moving but he aimed/moved his bumhole like a fighter jet).
Bloody legend bird, though... he hated any females. He took off one girl's pinkie toe, and he was straight sober at the time... We had to wrestle him to the ground to get it back...
Wtf hahahaha.
My cat has a weed addiction. He'll eat the stems and such out of the ashtray. You cant leave weed around him. He'll eat it lol. One time, I rolled a blunt, turned my back for one second, and the fucker had snatched it and was trottin' down the hallway with it in his mouth hahaha.
Smoking a cig, sipping a whiskey, and trying to get away from my whiskey and tobacco smoke sniffing old addict of a cat.
I sit the glass down, she's on it like a mouse is on the bottom of the tumbler. I exhale, she tries to get up close and breath in deep.
Addict pets are the worse... I had a mate with a 25 year old cockatoo like that. The bird would rip the top of a premix can off with his beak to get a few drops of rum and cola, go off his nut, steal someone's pack of smokes and chew down the length of them individually, then get so spastic that he would get up high on the verandah and shit into our drinks.... (we tried moving but he aimed/moved his bumhole like a fighter jet).
Bloody legend bird, though... he hated any females. He took off one girl's pinkie toe, and he was straight sober at the time... We had to wrestle him to the ground to get it back...
Wtf hahahaha.
My cat has a weed addiction. He'll eat the stems and such out of the ashtray. You cant leave weed around him. He'll eat it lol. One time, I rolled a blunt, turned my back for one second, and the fucker had snatched it and was trottin' down the hallway with it in his mouth hahaha.
I'm in love with your pussy, mate....
Heading to the movies.
Honest Thief.Heading to the movies.
Our closed down again I heard. What ya watching?