What R U doing...... RIGHT NOW!!?

[Q]

Yes! That's it!

What is that "Clanger"?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Oerdin]

Laying in bed, listening to my wife snore, and surfing the net on my phone. Oh, and I think the cat keeps farting.

 

[Seamajor]

Wondering how Swamp Ducks mind works?

 

[Q]

Wondering how Swamp Ducks mind works?

Why? It all makes sense :)

 

[Q]

I checked, but we do not have it on the Dutch Netflix :(

 

[Blazor]

Laying in bed, listening to my wife snore, and surfing the net on my phone. Oh, and I think the cat keeps farting.

Just made me realize something. Back in the day, if one surfed the net using the phone jack, it was slow as shit. Now, if one uses a cell phone, its fast as shit. Dial up has come a long way lol.

 

[Matt Smith]

Watching Dr. Pimple Popper.

 

[RAVEN]

Eating a piece of dutch apple pie and laughing at some of the post here lol

 

[Blurt]

Eating Wendys

Wendy's what?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Going to bed fucking head and ear ache..

 

[Q]

Going to bed fucking head and ear ache..

Sleep well

 

[Blazor]

Had fried pork chops, corn, green beans, mashed taters and gravy, pinto beans, and a biscuit with apple butter :Grin3:

 

[Matt Smith]

Waiting to exhale after a fucking large lunch.

 

[Ice]

Checking my lucky KENO numbers.. 3 5 8 11 14 17 71 74 77

 

[Matt Smith]

Watching Hannibal

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Off to the park with my doggie....

 

[Frood]

Smoking a cig, sipping a whiskey, and trying to get away from my whiskey and tobacco smoke sniffing old addict of a cat.

I sit the glass down, she's on it like a mouse is on the bottom of the tumbler. I exhale, she tries to get up close and breath in deep.

Addict pets are the worse... I had a mate with a 25 year old cockatoo like that. The bird would rip the top of a premix can off with his beak to get a few drops of rum and cola, go off his nut, steal someone's pack of smokes and chew down the length of them individually, then get so spastic that he would get up high on the verandah and shit into our drinks.... (we tried moving but he aimed/moved his bumhole like a fighter jet).

Bloody legend bird, though... he hated any females. He took off one girl's pinkie toe, and he was straight sober at the time... We had to wrestle him to the ground to get it back...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Smoking a cig, sipping a whiskey, and trying to get away from my whiskey and tobacco smoke sniffing old addict of a cat.

I sit the glass down, she's on it like a mouse is on the bottom of the tumbler. I exhale, she tries to get up close and breath in deep.

Addict pets are the worse... I had a mate with a 25 year old cockatoo like that. The bird would rip the top of a premix can off with his beak to get a few drops of rum and cola, go off his nut, steal someone's pack of smokes and chew down the length of them individually, then get so spastic that he would get up high on the verandah and shit into our drinks.... (we tried moving but he aimed/moved his bumhole like a fighter jet).

Bloody legend bird, though... he hated any females. He took off one girl's pinkie toe, and he was straight sober at the time... We had to wrestle him to the ground to get it back...

Oh, that’s just so adorable...

 

[Frood]

Zappa was a killer...

 

[Blazor]

Off to the park with my doggie....

You should be training your kitty to be an Adventure Cat :Grin3:

My ex kept our joint custody kitty, he was a cool Adventure Cat. Loved going on rides in the Jeep. Would play fetch too, like a dog lol.

 

[Blazor]

Smoking a cig, sipping a whiskey, and trying to get away from my whiskey and tobacco smoke sniffing old addict of a cat.

I sit the glass down, she's on it like a mouse is on the bottom of the tumbler. I exhale, she tries to get up close and breath in deep.

Addict pets are the worse... I had a mate with a 25 year old cockatoo like that. The bird would rip the top of a premix can off with his beak to get a few drops of rum and cola, go off his nut, steal someone's pack of smokes and chew down the length of them individually, then get so spastic that he would get up high on the verandah and shit into our drinks.... (we tried moving but he aimed/moved his bumhole like a fighter jet).

Bloody legend bird, though... he hated any females. He took off one girl's pinkie toe, and he was straight sober at the time... We had to wrestle him to the ground to get it back...

Wtf hahahaha.

My cat has a weed addiction. He'll eat the stems and such out of the ashtray. You cant leave weed around him. He'll eat it lol. One time, I rolled a blunt, turned my back for one second, and the fucker had snatched it and was trottin' down the hallway with it in his mouth hahaha.

 

[Frood]

Smoking a cig, sipping a whiskey, and trying to get away from my whiskey and tobacco smoke sniffing old addict of a cat.

I sit the glass down, she's on it like a mouse is on the bottom of the tumbler. I exhale, she tries to get up close and breath in deep.

Addict pets are the worse... I had a mate with a 25 year old cockatoo like that. The bird would rip the top of a premix can off with his beak to get a few drops of rum and cola, go off his nut, steal someone's pack of smokes and chew down the length of them individually, then get so spastic that he would get up high on the verandah and shit into our drinks.... (we tried moving but he aimed/moved his bumhole like a fighter jet).

Bloody legend bird, though... he hated any females. He took off one girl's pinkie toe, and he was straight sober at the time... We had to wrestle him to the ground to get it back...

Wtf hahahaha.

My cat has a weed addiction. He'll eat the stems and such out of the ashtray. You cant leave weed around him. He'll eat it lol. One time, I rolled a blunt, turned my back for one second, and the fucker had snatched it and was trottin' down the hallway with it in his mouth hahaha.

I'm in love with your pussy, mate....

 

[Blazor]

Smoking a cig, sipping a whiskey, and trying to get away from my whiskey and tobacco smoke sniffing old addict of a cat.

I sit the glass down, she's on it like a mouse is on the bottom of the tumbler. I exhale, she tries to get up close and breath in deep.

Addict pets are the worse... I had a mate with a 25 year old cockatoo like that. The bird would rip the top of a premix can off with his beak to get a few drops of rum and cola, go off his nut, steal someone's pack of smokes and chew down the length of them individually, then get so spastic that he would get up high on the verandah and shit into our drinks.... (we tried moving but he aimed/moved his bumhole like a fighter jet).

Bloody legend bird, though... he hated any females. He took off one girl's pinkie toe, and he was straight sober at the time... We had to wrestle him to the ground to get it back...

Wtf hahahaha.

My cat has a weed addiction. He'll eat the stems and such out of the ashtray. You cant leave weed around him. He'll eat it lol. One time, I rolled a blunt, turned my back for one second, and the fucker had snatched it and was trottin' down the hallway with it in his mouth hahaha.

I'm in love with your pussy, mate....

:LOL1:

It was the funniest thing, watching him run down the hall with it lol. It was my last bit at the time, so I had to go after his ass lol. You cant leave a baggie around him either, he'll eat right through it.

 

[Ice]

Put the studded winter tires on the truck.

 

[Matt Smith]

Heading to the movies.

 

[Blazor]

Heading to the movies.

Our closed down again I heard. What ya watching?

 

[Matt Smith]

Heading to the movies.

Our closed down again I heard. What ya watching?

Honest Thief.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Listening to the rain, hope it eases up soon I have to go out, I don’t like driving in the rain...

 

[Frood]

Having a wank and multitasking....