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Going to work even though indoor dining is shutdown. But we are telling Newsome to go fuck himself and staying open.
Yes!! I hope everyone tells him to go fuck himself
Just dyed my hair silver
I have this horrible vision, of Casey mounting you like a horse, and saying "Hi-yo Silver, away!" lol.
The top one is very shaggable...i want grey and a vintage haircut ..Just dyed my hair silver
Which vintage? Mullet era?
Yass! £1,879.63 in 4-6 weeks! Result!On the phone about a previous tax rebate I didn't claim, bastards better pay up!
Thinking about shagging.....
Just dyed my hair silver
I have this horrible vision, of Casey mounting you like a horse, and saying "Hi-yo Silver, away!" lol.
Lmao.....you have a vivid imagination. Hehehe
Thinking about shagging.....
So no nut November can’t you even have a wank ?Thinking about shagging.....
I've been doing No Nut November. Interestingly enough, my dreams are getting crazier, and Im starting to have more sexually themed dreams. I RARELY have sexual dreams. Like super rare. Had one the other night, where some girl tried squeezing into the lane I was in, somehow wound up in my vehicle, and I looked at her, and was like "hey your cute, whats your name", and when the attraction felt mutual, I grabbed her by the back of her hair, and told her I had to "punish her" for what she done. To which she seemed very excited lol.
So no nut November can’t you even have a wank ?Thinking about shagging.....
I've been doing No Nut November. Interestingly enough, my dreams are getting crazier, and Im starting to have more sexually themed dreams. I RARELY have sexual dreams. Like super rare. Had one the other night, where some girl tried squeezing into the lane I was in, somehow wound up in my vehicle, and I looked at her, and was like "hey your cute, whats your name", and when the attraction felt mutual, I grabbed her by the back of her hair, and told her I had to "punish her" for what she done. To which she seemed very excited lol.
What about if you nut in your sleep, are you disqualified?So no nut November can’t you even have a wank ?Thinking about shagging.....
I've been doing No Nut November. Interestingly enough, my dreams are getting crazier, and Im starting to have more sexually themed dreams. I RARELY have sexual dreams. Like super rare. Had one the other night, where some girl tried squeezing into the lane I was in, somehow wound up in my vehicle, and I looked at her, and was like "hey your cute, whats your name", and when the attraction felt mutual, I grabbed her by the back of her hair, and told her I had to "punish her" for what she done. To which she seemed very excited lol.
Not suppose to lol.
I've never done this challenge before, and I honestly dont know how much longer I can go lol. Almost fired up Chaturbate last night lol.
What about if you nut in your sleep, are you disqualified?So no nut November can’t you even have a wank ?Thinking about shagging.....
I've been doing No Nut November. Interestingly enough, my dreams are getting crazier, and Im starting to have more sexually themed dreams. I RARELY have sexual dreams. Like super rare. Had one the other night, where some girl tried squeezing into the lane I was in, somehow wound up in my vehicle, and I looked at her, and was like "hey your cute, whats your name", and when the attraction felt mutual, I grabbed her by the back of her hair, and told her I had to "punish her" for what she done. To which she seemed very excited lol.
Not suppose to lol.
I've never done this challenge before, and I honestly dont know how much longer I can go lol. Almost fired up Chaturbate last night lol.
What about if you nut in your sleep, are you disqualified?So no nut November can’t you even have a wank ?Thinking about shagging.....
I've been doing No Nut November. Interestingly enough, my dreams are getting crazier, and Im starting to have more sexually themed dreams. I RARELY have sexual dreams. Like super rare. Had one the other night, where some girl tried squeezing into the lane I was in, somehow wound up in my vehicle, and I looked at her, and was like "hey your cute, whats your name", and when the attraction felt mutual, I grabbed her by the back of her hair, and told her I had to "punish her" for what she done. To which she seemed very excited lol.
Not suppose to lol.
I've never done this challenge before, and I honestly dont know how much longer I can go lol. Almost fired up Chaturbate last night lol.
What about if you nut in your sleep, are you disqualified?So no nut November can’t you even have a wank ?Thinking about shagging.....
I've been doing No Nut November. Interestingly enough, my dreams are getting crazier, and Im starting to have more sexually themed dreams. I RARELY have sexual dreams. Like super rare. Had one the other night, where some girl tried squeezing into the lane I was in, somehow wound up in my vehicle, and I looked at her, and was like "hey your cute, whats your name", and when the attraction felt mutual, I grabbed her by the back of her hair, and told her I had to "punish her" for what she done. To which she seemed very excited lol.
Not suppose to lol.
I've never done this challenge before, and I honestly dont know how much longer I can go lol. Almost fired up Chaturbate last night lol.
I have done that a few times in life......had an orgasm in my sleep. Felt the same. Two dreams were sexual and one was actually a scary dream....a demon...monster or something chasing after me. Wtf would I get off on that shit????? Hahahaha
What about if you nut in your sleep, are you disqualified?So no nut November can’t you even have a wank ?Thinking about shagging.....
I've been doing No Nut November. Interestingly enough, my dreams are getting crazier, and Im starting to have more sexually themed dreams. I RARELY have sexual dreams. Like super rare. Had one the other night, where some girl tried squeezing into the lane I was in, somehow wound up in my vehicle, and I looked at her, and was like "hey your cute, whats your name", and when the attraction felt mutual, I grabbed her by the back of her hair, and told her I had to "punish her" for what she done. To which she seemed very excited lol.
Not suppose to lol.
I've never done this challenge before, and I honestly dont know how much longer I can go lol. Almost fired up Chaturbate last night lol.
I have done that a few times in life......had an orgasm in my sleep. Felt the same. Two dreams were sexual and one was actually a scary dream....a demon...monster or something chasing after me. Wtf would I get off on that shit????? Hahahaha
Hahahaha!
I use to have SOOOOO many demon/monster chasing me dreams. Or zombies in a tall building or something. Oddly, I havent had those lately. Never once did it turn me on lol, instead I would wake in a pool of sweat from that shit.
questions are what orifice(s) did the babies come out of? was the demons cum all over them as a shield til they could fully breathe on their owns?? or was it a three headed one baby? are your breasts up to the task of milking such a creature? or worthless scumstains?? or will you have it(them)on a vaginally dip? so their food is your piss and cum..or period blood for that matter. perhaps its all in the shat that comes from yo ass. not very appetizing to me but ass is a good way to survive the harsh winters in life.
I've been doing No Nut November.
Just ate. Posting shit and stalking cunts online. Looking to catfish in a few days. Maybe nap time next up.
Lol well thats great too. I meant the online catfishing but shit in the real is delicious IF cooked just right. I've know a few that fucked up cooking/frying whatever those babies up and FAILED miserably. I could have cooked their asses I was so fucking hungry.Just ate. Posting shit and stalking cunts online. Looking to catfish in a few days. Maybe nap time next up.
Mmmmmm, fried catfish.