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:LMAO::LMAO:
Look at that, that’s what you get for fucking baboons, the end of your unwashed putrid willy starts to look like a baboons arse, imagine the nasty wog infections dripping off that haha lol.
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:LMAO::LMAO:
Can't be jeannie, you would've said 'has a big dick' ....btw I didn't get the iron lung joke...I don't smoke, or drink that filthy garbage called coffee, I'm a cardiovascular wonder (: I could fuck you for days, make you walk like trigger was just on you ...but you know I couldn't, you fuckin' UGLY
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Oh ugly lol, hay Jeanie buy some baboon make up it might change its mind lmfao.
that jokes so lame it needs crutchesYou talking about your dog or your daddy ?
What makes you think it was a joke - - - - - - -
How bout a riddle; What fly's and sucks dick and lives in a magic lamp ?
take a seat
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Pancit last week was edible to say the least lol ...but todayTry some Lumpia, maybe Pancit Bihon... or get really kinky - Balut!
Fixing to give the mechanic 900 bucks for a new AC system, FUCK.
Fuming over not receiving my monthly allowance with bills due.
No, just the monthly from my financial advisor. They're a little lazy some months, and this month is a little tight. And my connection is out of the office, which is probably why I'm short.Fuming over not receiving my monthly allowance with bills due.
Are you on welfare or SSI ?
that jokes so lame it needs crutchesYou talking about your dog or your daddy ?
What makes you think it was a joke - - - - - - -
How bout a riddle; What fly's and sucks dick and lives in a magic lamp ?
take a seat
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So you want to do me in a wheel chair,OK I'm game for it- - - - - - -
Trying to make Filipino Food for a date tonight but FISH SAUCE !! LMFAO How does the little fishy get his sauce in the little jar ?? lolol (: try'na impress the broad, even gonna shower ...
Sweet holy mum of bleeding holey jesus. If he didn't need that wheelchair before, he does now.

Don't be jealous your duct tape ran out and rendered you 'dateless' ...Trying to make Filipino Food for a date tonight but FISH SAUCE !! LMFAO How does the little fishy get his sauce in the little jar ?? lolol (: try'na impress the broad, even gonna shower ...
She ended up being a lady boy and you both had franks 'n' beans.
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Sweet holy mum of bleeding holey jesus. If he didn't need that wheelchair before, he does now.
I already have a wheel chair(which has brakes) and live in a one story home so when Jeannie is in Calif. can come by for a ride![]()
LULZTrying to make Filipino Food for a date tonight but FISH SAUCE !! LMFAO How does the little fishy get his sauce in the little jar ?? lolol (: try'na impress the broad, even gonna shower ...
She ended up being a lady boy and you both had franks 'n' beans.
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I already have a wheel chair(which has brakes) and live in a one story home so when Jeannie is in Calif. can come by for a ride![]()
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I already have a wheel chair(which has brakes) and live in a one story home so when Jeannie is in Calif. can come by for a ride![]()
u have a wheelchair? ffs now i feel bad :facepalm:
PS - Did you get a picture in your head ?[/QUOTE said:yes but i was of u in a 3 story house lol
Was just having a little fun and said I have a wheel chair(left over from my mother in law)not that I'm in one and get around just fine- - - - - - -