Been stuck in my head since I posted that Gross meme lol
Could you imagine flirting with Dollys husband and having her write about you so romantically? Plot twist....maybe Jolene had a crush on the wrong spouse? Carl does pavement and Dolly wrote "Your beauty beyond compare, with flaming locks Auburn hair, with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green. Your smile is like a breath of spring, your voice is soft like summer rain"
You know Jolene was probably so tickled she forgot all about quiet Carl. It's not like Dolly was some plain Jane basic bitch lol