Who wants to know what it's like to be a forum admin with fat Oak raging about tedious things

[Biggie Smiles]

All biggie lardass does is post 24/7 what a fucking loser lol

Remember that movie Twins when they explained that Arnold got all the good genes and Danny Devito got all the shit ones?

Well, Biggy is 5’7 ……

I'm 5'7". I bet I could beat Starpon up.

 

[LotusBud]

All biggie lardass does is post 24/7 what a fucking loser lol

Remember that movie Twins when they explained that Arnold got all the good genes and Danny Devito got all the shit ones?

Well, Biggy is 5’7 ……

I'm 5'7". I bet I could beat Starpon up.

You're scared, aren't ya, Strappy?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

All biggie lardass does is post 24/7 what a fucking loser lol

Remember that movie Twins when they explained that Arnold got all the good genes and Danny Devito got all the shit ones?

Well, Biggy is 5’7 ……

I'm 5'7". I bet I could beat Starpon up.

You're scared, aren't ya, Strappy?

very.

Shaking in my stilts

 

[Admin.]

All biggie lardass does is post 24/7 what a fucking loser lol

Remember that movie Twins when they explained that Arnold got all the good genes and Danny Devito got all the shit ones?

Well, Biggy is 5’7 ……

I'm 5'7". I bet I could beat Strapon up.

Holy Terror of Tiny Town, you going to cower there and take that from this Bish, Pauncho?

 

[Master]

Remember that movie Twins when they explained that Arnold got all the good genes and Danny Devito got all the shit ones?

Well, Biggy is 5’7 ……

Joe Rogaine claims to be 5'7 too but in reality it's more like 5'3-5'4... :-P

Sheesh he’s shorter then my daughter.

The Joe Rogan Forums were a blast back in the day too.

I have seen actual pictures of Shorty, tho. I told the person who had them I didn’t want to see them, all I asked was is he really a short guy irl.

That person did the throat clearing gulp, then said “oh no, he’s tall. He’s like the jolly green giant compared to me” which isn’t saying much considering she classified as a dwarf.

Then they showed me pictures, he’s this tiny little guy. Like with some dedicated yoga he could fit into a glove compartment with relative ease.

Dove is a shrimp? And she carries around pics of Strapon?

Dovid is like 5’4

Shorty is 5’7

I can send you a pic confirming just how short Dovid is. She barely reaches my shoulder.

My youngest son is 5’7 and he’s 12 years old.

All you ppl up the asses of these two hobbits should be ashamed of yourselves. This is the only way they feel tall

 

[Master]

All biggie lardass does is post 24/7 what a fucking loser lol

Remember that movie Twins when they explained that Arnold got all the good genes and Danny Devito got all the shit ones?

Well, Biggy is 5’7 ……

I'm 5'7". I bet I could beat Strapon up.

Yeah but….

If he’s got them stilts on tho…

 

[LotusBud]

All biggie lardass does is post 24/7 what a fucking loser lol

Remember that movie Twins when they explained that Arnold got all the good genes and Danny Devito got all the shit ones?

Well, Biggy is 5’7 ……

I'm 5'7". I bet I could beat Strapon up.

Yeah but….

If he’s got them stilts on tho…

All biggie lardass does is post 24/7 what a fucking loser lol

Remember that movie Twins when they explained that Arnold got all the good genes and Danny Devito got all the shit ones?

Well, Biggy is 5’7 ……

I'm 5'7". I bet I could beat Strapon up.

Yeah but….

If he’s got them stilts on tho…

I could prolly tip him over with one finger.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

My victims are bonding.

This is cute. Yall should set up games and maybe even a movie night together

 

[Admin.]

All biggie lardass does is post 24/7 what a fucking loser lol

Remember that movie Twins when they explained that Arnold got all the good genes and Danny Devito got all the shit ones?

Well, Biggy is 5’7 ……

I'm 5'7". I bet I could beat Strapon up.

Yeah but….

If he’s got them stilts on tho…

All biggie lardass does is post 24/7 what a fucking loser lol

Remember that movie Twins when they explained that Arnold got all the good genes and Danny Devito got all the shit ones?

Well, Biggy is 5’7 ……

I'm 5'7". I bet I could beat Strapon up.

Yeah but….

If he’s got them stilts on tho…

I could prolly tip him over with one finger.

I saw a documentary once, the midgets are very ticklish.

 

[Master]

All biggie lardass does is post 24/7 what a fucking loser lol

Remember that movie Twins when they explained that Arnold got all the good genes and Danny Devito got all the shit ones?

Well, Biggy is 5’7 ……

I'm 5'7". I bet I could beat Strapon up.

Yeah but….

If he’s got them stilts on tho…

All biggie lardass does is post 24/7 what a fucking loser lol

Remember that movie Twins when they explained that Arnold got all the good genes and Danny Devito got all the shit ones?

Well, Biggy is 5’7 ……

I'm 5'7". I bet I could beat Strapon up.

Yeah but….

If he’s got them stilts on tho…

I could prolly tip him over with one finger.

He’s 5’7.

A fucking sneeze in his direction would have him stumbling around like a hobo trying to catch his equilibrium back.

This is one of the reasons why they stick together the two of them.

srsly, tell me when two hobbits wernt together in lord of the rings?

 

[Master]

Uh oh

Looks like the flamers are taking over this forum every passing day.

Fat Danny, where you at, bruh?

 

[RAVEN]

I think people are bored with you....just sayin :)

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I think people are bored with you....just sayin :)

the reality is this

he caters to people Dovey and I abuse regularly and feeds off the fact that they cheer and sneer at his lame flames because they hate us more than they like him

Think of Martini as the Joe Biden of the forum flame community

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Okay back on track.

So for those of you who don't know Oak at a Krispy Kreme convention this weekend all out of breath n shit and haunting the all you can eat buffets and snack bars at whatever 3 rd rate 2 star hovel she can afford on her minimum wage government parasite job.

so, rather than spoil that initial panic factor she will undoubtedly provide we have decided to wait until she returns to post up all this fun and hysterical material

stay tuned or miss the melty

 

[Breakfall]

I think people are bored with you....just sayin :)

the reality is this

he caters to people Dovey and I abuse regularly and feeds off the fact that they cheer and sneer at his lame flames because they hate us more than they like him

Think of Martini as the Joe Biden of the forum flame community

The bloke definitely comes off as one that has serious BO!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I think people are bored with you....just sayin :)

the reality is this

he caters to people Dovey and I abuse regularly and feeds off the fact that they cheer and sneer at his lame flames because they hate us more than they like him

Think of Martini as the Joe Biden of the forum flame community

The bloke definitely comes off as one that has serious BO!

Did you hear about the cat that was growing out of his dirty mattress that was at least 75% dead when Dove arrived?

 

[Breakfall]

I think people are bored with you....just sayin :)

the reality is this

he caters to people Dovey and I abuse regularly and feeds off the fact that they cheer and sneer at his lame flames because they hate us more than they like him

Think of Martini as the Joe Biden of the forum flame community

The bloke definitely comes off as one that has serious BO!

Did you hear about the cat that was growing out of his dirty mattress that was at least 75% dead when Dove arrived?

No? An actual cat?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I think people are bored with you....just sayin :)

the reality is this

he caters to people Dovey and I abuse regularly and feeds off the fact that they cheer and sneer at his lame flames because they hate us more than they like him

Think of Martini as the Joe Biden of the forum flame community

The bloke definitely comes off as one that has serious BO!

Did you hear about the cat that was growing out of his dirty mattress that was at least 75% dead when Dove arrived?

No? An actual cat?

Yes.

It was semi alive or some shit and was kinda trapped on the threading of Martini's sheetless dirty mattress

it was a scene

 

[Breakfall]

I think people are bored with you....just sayin :)

the reality is this

he caters to people Dovey and I abuse regularly and feeds off the fact that they cheer and sneer at his lame flames because they hate us more than they like him

Think of Martini as the Joe Biden of the forum flame community

The bloke definitely comes off as one that has serious BO!

Did you hear about the cat that was growing out of his dirty mattress that was at least 75% dead when Dove arrived?

No? An actual cat?

Yes.

It was semi alive or some shit and was kinda trapped on the threading of Martini's sheetless dirty mattress

it was a scene

Fucking hell...what a feral!

 

[Dove]

Remember that movie Twins when they explained that Arnold got all the good genes and Danny Devito got all the shit ones?

Well, Biggy is 5’7 ……

Joe Rogaine claims to be 5'7 too but in reality it's more like 5'3-5'4... :-P

Sheesh he’s shorter then my daughter.

The Joe Rogan Forums were a blast back in the day too.

I have seen actual pictures of Shorty, tho. I told the person who had them I didn’t want to see them, all I asked was is he really a short guy irl.

That person did the throat clearing gulp, then said “oh no, he’s tall. He’s like the jolly green giant compared to me” which isn’t saying much considering she classified as a dwarf.

Then they showed me pictures, he’s this tiny little guy. Like with some dedicated yoga he could fit into a glove compartment with relative ease.

Dove is a shrimp? And she carries around pics of Strapon?

I'm 5 foot even. So yes.

Do I have pictures of Big? Yes. We did live together and went on trips with kids and all that so yes.

Did I show them to Poofer, and show them to him as he protested and said no? Not at all.

Is Big short? Not at all lol. Nothing about Big is "tiny and little".

 

[Dove]

I think people are bored with you....just sayin :)

the reality is this

he caters to people Dovey and I abuse regularly and feeds off the fact that they cheer and sneer at his lame flames because they hate us more than they like him

Think of Martini as the Joe Biden of the forum flame community

The bloke definitely comes off as one that has serious BO!

Did you hear about the cat that was growing out of his dirty mattress that was at least 75% dead when Dove arrived?

No? An actual cat?

Yes.

It was semi alive or some shit and was kinda trapped on the threading of Martini's sheetless dirty mattress

it was a scene

I caught it digging in my purse. Probably looking for drugs to kill itself with.

I'll never forget how it took its head out my purse, turned to look at me, and tried to meow but just kinda had a raspy grunt.

 

[Breakfall]

I think people are bored with you....just sayin :)

the reality is this

he caters to people Dovey and I abuse regularly and feeds off the fact that they cheer and sneer at his lame flames because they hate us more than they like him

Think of Martini as the Joe Biden of the forum flame community

The bloke definitely comes off as one that has serious BO!

Did you hear about the cat that was growing out of his dirty mattress that was at least 75% dead when Dove arrived?

No? An actual cat?

Yes.

It was semi alive or some shit and was kinda trapped on the threading of Martini's sheetless dirty mattress

it was a scene

I caught it digging in my purse. Probably looking for drugs to kill itself with.

I'll never forget how it took its head out my purse, turned to look at me, and tried to meow but just kinda had a raspy grunt.

I thought you were talking about Poofter there for a sec! Lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

one has to wonder tho, since Martini is so adamant that I am 5' 7" if he actually did see a picture of me, Just me with nothing in the background but the sky and maybe some trees if he would go all 4Chan and start examining weather patterns and plane engine trails like they did with Shea Lebouf just to try and cross evaluate what my actual height is down to the centimeter

StanTini is obsessed folks, so don't get in his way

 

[Dove]

I think people are bored with you....just sayin :)

the reality is this

he caters to people Dovey and I abuse regularly and feeds off the fact that they cheer and sneer at his lame flames because they hate us more than they like him

Think of Martini as the Joe Biden of the forum flame community

The bloke definitely comes off as one that has serious BO!

Did you hear about the cat that was growing out of his dirty mattress that was at least 75% dead when Dove arrived?

No? An actual cat?

Yes.

It was semi alive or some shit and was kinda trapped on the threading of Martini's sheetless dirty mattress

it was a scene

I caught it digging in my purse. Probably looking for drugs to kill itself with.

I'll never forget how it took its head out my purse, turned to look at me, and tried to meow but just kinda had a raspy grunt.

I thought you were talking about Poofter there for a sec! Lol

Poofer wouldnt be able to rip off his own bandaid....let alone kill himself lol.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Is it true his arms and legs look like twizzlers and he's got a pot belly?

 

[Dove]

one has to wonder tho, since Martini is so adamant that I am 5' 7" if he actually did see a picture of me, Just me with nothing in the background but the sky and maybe some trees if he would go all 4Chan and start examining weather patterns and plane engine trails like they did with Shea Lebouf just to try and cross evaluate what my actual height is down to the centimeter

StanTini is obsessed folks, so don't get in his way

He did happen upon an old pic of me and you at Kalahari. I have all those pics in a box with all the rest of my physical pictures.

You know from experience how I save pictures lol.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

 

[Biggie Smiles]

one has to wonder tho, since Martini is so adamant that I am 5' 7" if he actually did see a picture of me, Just me with nothing in the background but the sky and maybe some trees if he would go all 4Chan and start examining weather patterns and plane engine trails like they did with Shea Lebouf just to try and cross evaluate what my actual height is down to the centimeter

StanTini is obsessed folks, so don't get in his way

He did happen upon an old pic of me and you at Kalahari. I have all those pics in a box with all the rest of my physical pictures.

You know from experience how I save pictures lol.

Is that the one were I was standing beside the extended tape measuring roll ?

 

[Dove]

Is it true his arms and legs look like twizzlers and he's got a pot belly?

Yes.

And there is nothing redeeming personality wise to make up for looking like a pear with pipe cleaners jammed in it.

In fact he is definately the kind of guy who doesnt return the shopping cart to the shopping cart return spots. He will leave that shit right there in the parking lot. Which is scientifically correlated with sociopathy

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Is it true his arms and legs look like twizzlers and he's got a pot belly?

Yes.

And there is nothing redeeming personality wise to make up for looking like a pear with pipe cleaners jammed in it.

In fact he is definately the kind of guy who doesnt return the shopping cart to the shopping cart return spots. He will leave that shit right there in the parking lot. Which is scientifically correlated with sociopathy

Like Roz?

and look what we have? A guest appearance by Oak