Worst Pickup Lines Ever

shin

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#42
Girl, you must be tired... because you've been running thru my mind all night.
 

Damaged Maven

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#43
Always works at Bama: Get in the truck, bitch.
 

shin

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#44
Has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like my next girlfriend? Can I buy you a drink?
 

shin

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#45
You seem to have a natural youthful look. All these seconds have gone by and you look like you haven't aged one bit.
 

shin

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#46
I just thought of a nifty way to let your neighbors know my name. Can I offer you a ride to your bedroom so we can practice?

Did I mention I'm a Swedish massage therapist?
 

Kilroy

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#47
"You appear to be a mammal. I, too, am a mammal."
 

shin

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#48
Can I come by and teach your vagina some sign language?
 

shin

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#49
Excuse me, miss... I think you dropped this on your way to my heart...

 

Kilroy

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#52
But you don't need pickup lines for them. Just show 'em the warpork and they're all about it.
 

shin

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#53
Hi, would you like to have sex in Paris?
 

Kilroy

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#55
"I have a van and three minutes, let's get it awn."
 

chew the fat

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#56
There was a time I thought you were flash
I thought I would like to get into your gash
Things didn't work out as I wanted
It left me feeling quite a bit daunted
I said lets give this one more try
You said don't go up past my thigh

I said give me a break I will use protection
I can't take too much more of this rejection
Is there any chance you would give me 1 more go
Stick up one finger if the answer is NO...
 
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