Worst Pickup Lines Ever

Anaconda John

Cervix = Destroyed
Elite Bastards
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#21
You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?
 

Sharona

white wine divorcee
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Chicago
#22
Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

Uggggh
 

chew the fat

[unofficial] Internet Doctor.
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1,140
#26
With tears of love oh dearest femme...we can behold...

We could hangest around together until we grow old...

Oh my love I am the only one for you...

Bear witness fair maiden and let this be true.
 

chew the fat

[unofficial] Internet Doctor.
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#27
I once met this girl her name was Sharona

She was pretty and hot and gave me a boner

I thought why not come up with a pick up line

Something quite neat that would rhyme

I racked through my brain to do my best

All I could think of was her lovely delicious chest

So I asked her what do think of this stupid little ditty

She said no chance and you aren't touching my titty.
 

Heisenberg

Dedicated Deviant
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#28
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
Elite Bastards
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#30
I didn't have to use a pick up line cause most women try to pick me up and still going on and only thing that has change is the women are older- - - - - - - -
 

Kilroy

...was here.
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1,409
Location
Here.
#31
"Hey, baby, is you a mammal 'cause let's fuck."
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
Elite Bastards
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#32
Hey Mother you want another- - - - - -
 

Kilroy

...was here.
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1,409
Location
Here.
#33
Ya looks like ya got some Irish in ya. No? Want some?
 

Kilroy

...was here.
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1,409
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Here.
#34
"Why isn't my penis inside your vagina right now?"
 

Jeannie

Dedicated Deviant
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2,408
#35
nice legs, when do they open for business?
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
Elite Bastards
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#40
One that always works at William & Mary: Hi. I'm an English lit major.
 
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