Worst Pickup Lines Ever

Fred Jones

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You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?
 

Sharona

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Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

Uggggh
 

SHAMPAIN

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“High my name’s Tosh, Joseph Tosh.... Get in the van!
 

X

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Is there ice in your shirt? 'cause your boobs are cool.

Heard that yesterday from a guy at a pizza counter
Are your boobs 'cool' ?
 

chew the fat

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With tears of love oh dearest femme...we can behold...

We could hangest around together until we grow old...

Oh my love I am the only one for you...

Bear witness fair maiden and let this be true.
 

chew the fat

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I once met this girl her name was Sharona

She was pretty and hot and gave me a boner

I thought why not come up with a pick up line

Something quite neat that would rhyme

I racked through my brain to do my best

All I could think of was her lovely delicious chest

So I asked her what do think of this stupid little ditty

She said no chance and you aren't touching my titty.
 

Heisenberg

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Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
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I didn't have to use a pick up line cause most women try to pick me up and still going on and only thing that has change is the women are older- - - - - - - -
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
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Hey Mother you want another- - - - - -
 

Jeannie

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nice legs, when do they open for business?
 

Mr. Whipple

brilliantly insane
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Hi , do you believe in the hereafter ? ...why ?...cuz if you ain't hereafter what I'm hereafter you'll be hereafter I'm gone

ever have french sausage in the can ? no...bend over
 

Val Gina

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Hey you in the pink, make my fingers stink
 

Damaged Maven

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One that always works at William & Mary: Hi. I'm an English lit major.