Worst Pickup Lines Ever

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither
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Hey Mother you want another- - - - - -
 

shin

Unsung Internet Celeb
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Girl, you must be tired... because you've been running thru my mind all night.
 

shin

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Has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like my next girlfriend? Can I buy you a drink?
 

shin

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You seem to have a natural youthful look. All these seconds have gone by and you look like you haven't aged one bit.
 

shin

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I just thought of a nifty way to let your neighbors know my name. Can I offer you a ride to your bedroom so we can practice?

Did I mention I'm a Swedish massage therapist?
 

shin

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Can I come by and teach your vagina some sign language?
 

shin

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Excuse me, miss... I think you dropped this on your way to my heart...

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chew the fat

Fluent In Sarcasm
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There was a time I thought you were flash
I thought I would like to get into your gash
Things didn't work out as I wanted
It left me feeling quite a bit daunted
I said lets give this one more try
You said don't go up past my thigh

I said give me a break I will use protection
I can't take too much more of this rejection
Is there any chance you would give me 1 more go
Stick up one finger if the answer is NO...
 

Big Sexy

narcoleptic mattress salesman
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I dont have many pick up lines. I like to just smile and stare.
I notice if my tongue is hanging out or if I keep flickering it within the first few minutes of meeting a new girl, she walks away.
 

The Scoundrel

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My wife's pick up line to me was. "Do you take pills?" I replied "Well I've been known to" She said "I've got a thousand in my pocket. Wanna party?" That was 22 years ago and we haven't been apart for more than 24 hours since. Musta been a good line.