I was standing outside of the tattoo shop waiting to be picked up and this guy walks up and asks if I want to go do something. It's not so much a dumb pickup line. But why the fuck would a chic who clearly just got a lot of ink done want to go anywhere but home? My entire forearm was visibly wrapped in saran wrap.
I'm sure that one like that will eventually pop up. The last guy that messaged me sent me a pic of roses so I told him I had a penis and then he went away. I think I'll troll the next one, there will be more. The sad part is, my profile pic is of my GTA character.
First I told him I had a penis which worked on the last guy. Then it got weird I sent him a pic of an old man and he got mad so I knew what was up then I was like chill out I'm only 14 and you saw where that went. I wish I could catch pedos and get paid for it.