Worst Pickup Lines Ever

Sharona

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Chicago
Is there ice in your shirt? 'cause your boobs are cool.

Heard that yesterday from a guy at a pizza counter
 

Iggy McLulz

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I was standing outside of the tattoo shop waiting to be picked up and this guy walks up and asks if I want to go do something. It's not so much a dumb pickup line. But why the fuck would a chic who clearly just got a lot of ink done want to go anywhere but home? My entire forearm was visibly wrapped in saran wrap.
 

Longinus

No One Sings Me Lullabyes
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Excuse me missy, do you know where the nearest porn video store is?

Excuse me missy, do you know where the nearest tropical fish store is?
 

Iggy McLulz

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Iggy McLulz

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"Hello, I would like to penis your vagina."
I'm sure that one like that will eventually pop up. The last guy that messaged me sent me a pic of roses so I told him I had a penis and then he went away. I think I'll troll the next one, there will be more. The sad part is, my profile pic is of my GTA character. :LOL1:
 

Iggy McLulz

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First I told him I had a penis which worked on the last guy. Then it got weird I sent him a pic of an old man and he got mad so I knew what was up then I was like chill out I'm only 14 and you saw where that went. I wish I could catch pedos and get paid for it.
 

chew the fat

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With tears of love oh dearest femme...we can behold...

We could hangest around together until we grow old...

Oh my love I am the only one for you...

Bear witness fair maiden and let this be true.
 

chew the fat

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I once met this girl her name was Sharona

She was pretty and hot and gave me a boner

I thought why not come up with a pick up line

Something quite neat that would rhyme

I racked through my brain to do my best

All I could think of was her lovely delicious chest

So I asked her what do think of this stupid little ditty

She said no chance and you aren't touching my titty.
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither
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I didn't have to use a pick up line cause most women try to pick me up and still going on and only thing that has change is the women are older- - - - - - - -