You look old as fuck and weathered and that was only last year! Clearly you’re not gifted in youthful genes. Is that why you’re so obsessed with children?
You look handsome as fuck and I wish i didn’t have Barbie doll sized arms Clearly you’re superiorly gifted in youthful genes. Btw did I mention I’m so obsessed with children?
Oh pipe down you silly old man. I was actually quite surprised that you left your cat with some stranger when you vacated the village. That’s cruel and not fair Skidmark!