The Martini Podcast is back!!!

[Flynn]

I loved her whole "young content creators are innovative " fail lame when I had a podcast years ago and now every single one of them have one now.

Or how The Summer of Poofer was shock content waaay before all the current "young content creators" are irl streaming shock content by the hour load.

That slob needs medication.

I saw that. I also saw her try to scroll bomb you, and when you went nuclear, she ran down into the fallout and hid. Did you see her sad reply?

I've been saying that for years. She needs some Prozac and some Valium.

 

[Adam Hitler]

She probably just couldn't be arsed.... most folks have little desire in exchanging long winded textwalls in case you hadn't noticed, myself included.

 

[Martini]

I saw that. I also saw her try to scroll bomb you, and when you went nuclear, she ran down into the fallout and hid. Did you see her sad reply?

I've been saying that for years. She needs some Prozac and some Valium.

Nah, Oak is a fucking bore and I'm positive she said the exact same shit from the previous post.

She's not funny, entertaining, or interesting and takes shit way too seriously and personally. If they ever made a drive thru that gave mental help along with cheeseburgers I'd send her a gift card.

 

[Flynn]

She probably just couldn't be arsed.... most folks have little desire in exchanging long winded textwalls in case you hadn't noticed, myself included.

That only happens after they (you, Lily) get beat down trying to scroll bomb someone else...remember when you tried that with me? What happened? You got sent packing like the yellow striped back coward you are.

 

[Adam Hitler]

That only happens after they (you, Lily) get beat down trying to scroll bomb someone else...remember when you tried that with me? What happened? You got sent packing like the yellow striped back coward you are.

No, I got bored and left you to rant in the e-mirror.

 

[Flynn]

Nah, Oak is a fucking bore and I'm positive she said the exact same shit from the previous post.

She's not funny, entertaining, or interesting and takes shit way too seriously and personally. If they ever made a drive thru that gave mental help along with cheeseburgers I'd send her a gift card.

She's never been funny or entertaining because it's all personal with her. This is all she has, why do you think she treats this like her second home away from home?

 

[Flynn]

No, I got bored and left you to rant in the e-mirror.

No, actually what happened was you got scroll bombed to oblivion, and then you quit.

 

[Martini]

That only happens after they (you, Lily) get beat down trying to scroll bomb someone else...remember when you tried that with me? What happened? You got sent packing like the yellow striped back coward you are.

Hey, at least they try, amirite?

Is that the excuse you gave a complete imbecile like Looney?

 

[Martini]

She's never been funny or entertaining because it's all personal with her. This is all she has, why do you think she treats this like her second home away from home?

That right there screams these types of forums ain't for you.

I would shudder to think what would happen if large Oak here went thru the shit Caskur went thru.

 

[Flynn]

Hey, at least they try, amirite?

Is that the excuse you gave a complete imbecile like Looney?

At least they try...I guess....

As far as Looney goes, yes, he does try, but that's all I can really say. He needs more polish.

 

[Flynn]

That right there screams these types of forums ain't for you.

I would shudder to think what would happen if large Oak here went thru the shit Caskur went thru.

Oh fuck, it would be catastrophic for everyone involved.

You already see how she likes giving up P.I., right? Had she been in Caskurs position, she would have doxxed everyone involved; and then killed herself by not eating for 2 minutes straight.

 

[Lily]

I loved her whole "young content creators are innovative " fail lame when I had a podcast years ago and now every single one of them have one now.

Or how The Summer of Poofer was shock content waaay before all the current "young content creators" are irl streaming shock content by the hour load.

That slob needs medication.

And you are still a 0.

 

[Flynn]

And you are still a 0.

You still got nuked!

 

[Lily]

Oh fuck, it would be catastrophic for everyone involved.

You already see how she likes giving up P.I., right? Had she been in Caskurs position, she would have doxxed everyone involved; and then killed herself by not eating for 2 minutes straight.

And yet you can't quit my parhetic ass, hmm?

Who gives enough fucks to scroll bomb an internet loser like you or the moron the likes of heroin addict Dove kicked to the curb?

Imagine being rejected by Dove?! BURN!

 

[Flynn]

And yet you can't quit my parhetic ass, hmm?

Who gives enough fucks to scroll bomb an internet loser like you or the moron the likes of heroin addict Dove kicked to the curb?

Imagine being rejected by Dove?! BURN!

What is "parhetic ass?"

 

[Lily]

What is "parhetic ass?"

It's called a typo. Now go on for 30 pages about it, Flynn.

lol

 

[Flynn]

It's called a typo. Now go on for 30 pages about it, Flynn.

lol

That's one hefty typo right there!

 

[Lily]

And? That picture, my intellect and humor, got me into the relationship I'm in since 2013 with a man with a doctorate in chemistry and doctorate in law.

it seeved its purpose.

 

[The Prowler]

Nah, Oak is a fucking bore and I'm positive she said the exact same shit from the previous post.

She's not funny, entertaining, or interesting and takes shit way too seriously and personally. If they ever made a drive thru that gave mental help along with cheeseburgers I'd send her a gift card.

Now admit it.

You had fun making that post.

You cruel bastard.

 

[Flynn]

And? That picture, my intellect and humor, got me into the relationship I'm in since 2013 with a man with a doctorate in chemistry and doctorate in law.

it seeved its purpose.

So u found a sympathic blind fucker. Big fucking deal. He most likely mistakes you for a water bed most of the time, as you're pretty much immobilized due to the roots that formed onto the couch where you eat, sleep and shit.

Now, about that 1k.

**Rubs hands together**

 

[Lily]

So u found a sympathic blind fucker. Big fucking deal. He most likely mistakes you for a water bed most of the time, as you're pretty much immobilized due to the roots that formed onto the couch where you eat, sleep and shit.

Now, about that 1k.

**Rubs hands together**

He's better than any man here.

 

[Flynn]

He's better than any man here.

It's probably a woman, and you're a f-at butch dyke.

 

[Lily]

It's probably a woman, and you're a f-at butch dyke.

No. No. No.

 

[Flynn]

No. No. No.

How would anyone know?

You lie soo much, that your partner could be a Pit Bull for all I know.

Even if you said the sky was blue, I'd still get a second opinion. You just simply cannot be trusted~even with P.I.

 

[Lily]

How would anyone know?

You lie soo much, that your partner could be a Pit Bull for all I know.

Even if you said the sky was blue, I'd still get a second opinion. You just simply cannot be trusted~even with P.I.

Project much?

I don't care what you believe about my partner in any case.

 

[Flynn]

I don't care what you believe about my partner in any case.

I disagree.

You deemed it very important to let me know that a blind man, with no self worth picked you out of all the other pigs.

Yes, you needed to validate your obese self to a stranger. Just like how you just had to make it a point that you do indeed have $1000.

You go on and on about how you're not broke, but already went bankrupt, isn't going bankrupt the very essence of being broke?

You're your own fucking worst enemy, you know that? You flame yourself when you allude to things like proving that another Lesbian accepts your elephant sized ass, while you claiming,

"I don't care what you believe."

But in previous posts you made it a point to let me know that there is someone more desperate than Alticus and Aryan and jack, who lurves your 9 mile curves that turn into a f-at roller coaster ride.

 

[Lily]

I disagree.

You deemed it very important to let me know that a blind man, with no self worth picked you out of all the other pigs.

Yes, you needed to validate your obese self to a stranger. Just like how you just had to make it a point that you do indeed have $1000.

You go on and on about how you're not broke, but already went bankrupt, isn't going bankrupt the very essence of being broke?

You're your own fucking worst enemy, you know that? You flame yourself when you allude to things like proving that another Lesbian accepts your elephant sized ass, while you claiming,

"I don't care what you believe."

But in previous posts you made it a point to let me know that there is someone more desperate than Alticus and Aryan and jack, who lurves your 9 mile curves that turn into a f-at roller coaster ride.

Bankruptcy happened years ago. This is America, bankruptcy court exists to help Americans start over.
That's just what happened.

The tool you voted for has bankrupted 6 businesses.

 

[Flynn]

Bankruptcy happened years ago. This is America, bankruptcy court exists to help Americans start over.
That's just what happened.

It still shows you don't know how to manage your money. It's quite hard to go bankrupt in America, but it happens...

The tool you voted for has bankrupted 6 businesses.

Yes, but the difference is he's The President Of The United States Of America, while you're just a floundering whale having to lie on a forum about having resources.

 

[Lily]

It still shows you don't know how to manage your money. It's quite hard to go bankrupt in America, but it happens...

Millions of people went bankrupt in 2008. I didn't declare personal bankruptcy, it was a business failure.

 

[Flynn]

Millions of people went bankrupt in 2008. I didn't declare personal bankruptcy, it was a business failure.

Even harder in fact.

Which must mean you really suck at finances and well...this.