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Frood

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Nah, British slang is more static than Aussie slang but we can agree the Seppos' slang just plain sucks because of the yard apes.
 

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Nah, British slang is more static than Aussie slang but we can agree the Seppos' slang just plain sucks because of the yard apes.
LOL this gem always does the rounds on pol;

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Errr....let's see...you're 90. Fred is mid 40's...seems like a match made in heaven.

Bite your forked tongue, wench. I'm only 60, and a young 60 at that. I could easily pass for 40-something which makes Fred and I a fair match indeed.
 

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Whoah... nobody said anything about wooden teeth.
I'll do almost anything for love but... splinters in me manhood?
Nah. That I can't do.

I was thinking you guys could show each other your undying love for one another by swapping wooden dentures. After all, nothing says "I love you" more than wearing each other's tree planks.
 
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I was thinking you guys could show each other your undying love for one another by swapping wooden dentures. After all, nothing says "I love you" more than wearing each other's tree planks.

I don't wear dentures but I'd be willing to share my walker with her. It's only built for one so we'll have to scooch together but that's the whole point, innit. I'm nothing if not a hopeless romantic.