Updated: The New Belt

[X]

erm that's not a "blowjob trick" obsessed one.

It's actually a medical technique from Masters and Johnson for curing erectile dysfunction. Look it up, fucking pervert.

You know, ED...what you suffer from.

Explains your endless rages and misperception.

Back peddle away tiny fella
Are you actually a blow job specialist?
Have you studied UNDER some proper homosexuals?

 

[X]

Get a load of that eXcuse BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Garraty_47]

Y'know if you had a full beard you'd look like Jesus.

...and if I could turn water into wine I'd be invited to a lot more parties.

No points for stating the obvious.

 

[X]

Y'know if you had a full beard you'd look like Jesus.

Yo, need any blow job tips? @Jack s your man LOL

 

[Jack]

Get a load of that eXcuse BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Not an excuse. It's the actual quote from the book.

It's to cure ED. Deal with it, pervert.

 

[Alticus]

...and if I could turn water into wine I'd be invited to a lot more parties.

No points for stating the obvious.

No points indeed.

 

[X]

Not an excuse. It's the actual quote from the book.

It's to cure ED. Deal with it, pervert

How many loads you do a day BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA


I’ma call you the laundry man AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

 

[Alticus]

How many loads you do a day BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA


I’ma call you the laundry man AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I'ma call you the closet homo.

 

[X]

FREE BLOW JOB TIPS!!!!!

Re: @Jack

 

[X]

I'ma call you the closet homo.

Yeahhhh, try harder

Nice meAT shield tho, wipe your forhead gotta bit a sumpin sumpin there LOL

 

[X]

@Jack your aim is off!! You got his forhead again!!

 

[X]

 

[Alticus]

FREE BLOW JOB TIPS!!!!!

Re: @Jack

You seem very committed to promoting Jack's blow job tips.

 

[X]

You seem very committed to promoting Jack's blow job tips.

Yes, well I don’t want his eXpertise to go to waste my good man, otherwise what?? all those years of practice for nought??

 

[X]

I can’t believe I logged in and read @Jack giving the grizzly manly @Garraty_47 blow job tips ffs @Jack. LOL

 

[Alticus]

Yes, well I don’t want his eXpertise to go to waste my good man, otherwise what?? all those years of practice for nought??

Yeah, wastefulness is never good. Not a good quality.

 

[The Cuntess]

Like I'm going to waste premium bait on a couple of toothless guppies.

Thbbbft.

I remember you wasting it on Temple lol

 

[Garraty_47]

I remember you wasting it on Temple lol

Temple was fun and could be more subtle than most people gave him credit for.

A lot of that discombobulated dunderhead persona was an act.

Temple was/is(?) good folk.

 

[X]

Just rename this thread!!

JACKs blow job PRO TIPS!

 

[Garraty_47]

Just rename this thread!!

JACKs blow job PRO TIPS!

That's a horrible idea; for starters, you're the only one obsessed with that topic so it's hardly fair for the rest of us.

 

[X]

That's a horrible idea; for starters, you're the only one obsessed with that topic so it's hardly fair for the rest of us.

Oh shure I’m the one telling you the proper kung fu grip technique when ingesting a dick huh?? are you not reading?

 

[Garraty_47]

Oh shure I’m the one telling you the proper kung fu grip technique when ingesting a dick huh?? are you not reading?

That was one comment about which you've prattled on about ever since over I don't know how many replies.

They are not the same.

Just take a few deep breaths, go "wooosah", and let it go.

 

[X]

That was one comment about which you've prattled on about ever since over I don't know how many replies.

They are not the same.

Just take a few deep breaths, go "wooosah", and let it go.

Tsk tsk I would never have suspected, you favor the shlong too?

 

[Joe]

Baseball.

My team has a belt for the Player of the Game that we hand out every game.

I will take a closer picture of The Belt so you can all be even more impressed.

...like this, Lex @The Prowler ?

...be like this?

 

[The Prowler]

The Blue Jays

This is a high-quality belt that one of our players made to replace the one that I posted a picture of a while ago....

Senile @Joe that is some quality workmanship there, eh pal? Made in Canada (not China, you dope!).

Pro Tip: Click on the image to Zoom In.



@Lily @Jack @Joe @Admin.

 

[Joe]

Pro Tip: Click on the image to Zoom In.

OK.

...but I just see a Big Beautiful Bald Head Lex @The Prowler

 

[Fredricka]

Why is it you know how to prolong a man’s ecstasy @Jack

I don't know why you're laughing, some might find it helpful to have a cock whisperer round here

 

[Adam Hitler]

The Blue Jays

This is a high-quality belt that one of our players made to replace the one that I posted a picture of a while ago....

Senile @Joe that is some quality workmanship there, eh pal? Made in Canada (not China, you dope!).

Belts are usually associated with boxing and wrestling, I'm scratching my head a bit wondering why you've been awarded one from playing baseball ha, don't they usually hand out trophies? Looks decent though...

 

[Jack]

Belts are usually associated with boxing and wrestling, I'm scratching my head a bit wondering why you've been awarded one from playing baseball ha, don't they usually hand out trophies? Looks decent though...

I think he said someone on his team made it, or his team won it last year or something, and now this year whoever the "player of the game" is gets to wear the belt til the next game.

Funny it looks like a wrestling belt.

 

[Frood]

Is it called the "Homerun the Conquerer" belt?