- Reaction score
- 4,650
- Location
- Far from yup!
I love the ebb and flow around these parts. It's like a poker game, the variance can give some posters sea sickness. I know that there are some people out here that probably need assistance in real life to even do the most mundane things, like wiping their ass and assistance in finger banging their own butthole. Again, I digress.
Anyways, has anyone noticed the newly developed love triangle between @Jack , Fat Alberticus, and admin?
Here's an interesting fact. Somehow Retardicus has fellated Bastard Factory enough times that now he's been granted modship/janitorial duties. That in itself is normal around here. So with that happening, did anyone notice?
NOTICE how all of a damn sudden, @Jack has now come to his senses and has again befriended his little cock abusing partner in crime, Dorkicus. Isn't that strange? I remember when the two homos first laid eyes on each other's fonts, it was love at first post between these two fairies in heat. The two lovebirds skipped hand-in-hand down the halls of BF, while lip locked shoving their tongues so far down each other's feminine throats they could taste what each other had for breakfast.
Then came angry moo cow Lily. @Jack had never seen such shiny udders on a woman before, let alone 14. @Jack needed to lick them and taste them. @Jack wanted roll around in them, use them as water wings, and seat belts. @Jack was smitten. Then the witch-cow Lily, concocted a spell to control @Jack with the promise that he could drink from her many udders forever, and that they were filled beer. If @Jack would be her frontline defense aka shield. @Jack then spit out Moronicus' labia and broke up with him without having the decency to at least give Saddicus a reach around. @Jack became Lily's go for and buffer everytime someone attacked Evil Heifer, Lily.
Fast forward some months...and all of a magical sudden, @Jack has grown a fully functional brain, and has seen the error of his ways in regard to Moo-Cow Queen Lily. This comes suspiciously on the heels when Dumbicus was made a mod for the 29th time.
Adding to the caper, now admin who grew feelings and a boner for @Jack feels left out. It was rumored that admin would stop sucking random cawk if @Jack promised him his pecker in return. Now admin is running around like an emaciated Grouper fish with his mouth open hoping to catch some cocks that pass him by. See what you did, @Jack ?
Here's another example of @Jack latching onto someone he thinks has a modicum of "power" here. This is what @Jack does, he latches on to these morons he thinks will protect his loose ass from those who know what you truly are. Tell me @Jack what will you do when Suckicus has another meltdown and quits over the fact he has no mod permissions to panel abuse certain members here? But you know all this @Jack which is why you decided to make friendly with your former lover. Maybe Scroticus can lip wrestle Bastard Factory's limp dick some more and get you a modship again as well, that way you two faggots can go hide in your own little faggot cave of pussy cowards.
I find it just like @Jack to latch onto Virginicus in the hopes his blatant ass sucking will reap some rewards instead of just a sore anus.
Anyways, has anyone noticed the newly developed love triangle between @Jack , Fat Alberticus, and admin?
Here's an interesting fact. Somehow Retardicus has fellated Bastard Factory enough times that now he's been granted modship/janitorial duties. That in itself is normal around here. So with that happening, did anyone notice?
NOTICE how all of a damn sudden, @Jack has now come to his senses and has again befriended his little cock abusing partner in crime, Dorkicus. Isn't that strange? I remember when the two homos first laid eyes on each other's fonts, it was love at first post between these two fairies in heat. The two lovebirds skipped hand-in-hand down the halls of BF, while lip locked shoving their tongues so far down each other's feminine throats they could taste what each other had for breakfast.
Then came angry moo cow Lily. @Jack had never seen such shiny udders on a woman before, let alone 14. @Jack needed to lick them and taste them. @Jack wanted roll around in them, use them as water wings, and seat belts. @Jack was smitten. Then the witch-cow Lily, concocted a spell to control @Jack with the promise that he could drink from her many udders forever, and that they were filled beer. If @Jack would be her frontline defense aka shield. @Jack then spit out Moronicus' labia and broke up with him without having the decency to at least give Saddicus a reach around. @Jack became Lily's go for and buffer everytime someone attacked Evil Heifer, Lily.
Fast forward some months...and all of a magical sudden, @Jack has grown a fully functional brain, and has seen the error of his ways in regard to Moo-Cow Queen Lily. This comes suspiciously on the heels when Dumbicus was made a mod for the 29th time.
Adding to the caper, now admin who grew feelings and a boner for @Jack feels left out. It was rumored that admin would stop sucking random cawk if @Jack promised him his pecker in return. Now admin is running around like an emaciated Grouper fish with his mouth open hoping to catch some cocks that pass him by. See what you did, @Jack ?
Here's another example of @Jack latching onto someone he thinks has a modicum of "power" here. This is what @Jack does, he latches on to these morons he thinks will protect his loose ass from those who know what you truly are. Tell me @Jack what will you do when Suckicus has another meltdown and quits over the fact he has no mod permissions to panel abuse certain members here? But you know all this @Jack which is why you decided to make friendly with your former lover. Maybe Scroticus can lip wrestle Bastard Factory's limp dick some more and get you a modship again as well, that way you two faggots can go hide in your own little faggot cave of pussy cowards.
I find it just like @Jack to latch onto Virginicus in the hopes his blatant ass sucking will reap some rewards instead of just a sore anus.
