Oh...Garraty, You Silly Old Man...

[Flynn]

Garraty, stop pouting.

I see you trying not to participate in the "non-flaming" hijinks around here. Now, from my last post to you, I believe we were talking about things. Things like life and the stuff that goes bump in the night. We were merely discussing our thoughts on a subject, yes?

At no time was I trying to put you down or degrade you. I was merely expressing my opinions, just like you. I certainly was not "non-flaming" you. You had valid points, and so did I. If anything, I was just kinda messing with you. I'm known to do that from time to time.

With that being said, would you c'mon out, instead of skulking around like admin when he finds a herd of hobos.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Look at Garraty bringing out the best from our Sabu.

 

[Frood]

Flynn is feelin... ahem....froggy..

 

[Flynn]

Look at Garraty bringing out the best from our Sabu.

Fool...you will address me as Chancellor Flynn.

 

[Flynn]

Flynn is feelin... ahem....froggy..

Freud is feelin...ahem....stupid...

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Oh Flynn.

The flop. The turn. The river.

I feel so betrayed. Can you even play gin rummy?

Can I be the Ace in your Hole?

L to the O to the eL

 

[Frood]

Freud is feelin...ahem....stupid...

I'm not a massage therapist...

 

[Flynn]

I'm not a massage therapist...

Don't tell admin that.

 

[Flynn]

Oh Flynn.

The flop. The turn. The river.

I feel so betrayed. Can you even play gin rummy?

Can I be the Ace in your Hole?

L to the O to the eL

Of course you can be my ace in the hole, not in my hole, but in a hole no doubt.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Of course you can be my ace in the hole, not in my hole, but in a hole no doubt.

I'll be a Joker. As even in Full Metal Jacket; Joker evolved to be not afraid.

 

[Frood]

Don't tell admin that.

Deep throat tissue massage is admin's favourite therapy to receive.

 

[Murdy]

Of course you can be my ace in the hole, not in my hole, but in a hole no doubt.

don’t be coy

you would suck the ingrown hairs from his sack till jizz oozie rocketed out your nostrils and ears if it gained you any actual leverage here

besides the facade of sad old tranny man hands we all have burned into our skulls

 

[Frood]

don’t be coy

you would suck the ingrown hairs from his sack till jizz oozie rocketed out your nostrils and ears if it gained you any actual leverage here

besides the facade of sad old tranny man hands we all have burned into our skulls

Still better than going down on a currymuching Uber driver for a free fare but still having to pay up post Cumin Pole polishing...

 

[Dove]

don’t be coy

you would suck the ingrown hairs from his sack till jizz oozie rocketed out your nostrils and ears if it gained you any actual leverage here

besides the facade of sad old tranny man hands we all have burned into our skulls

"Besides the facade of sad old tranny man hands we all have burned into our skulls" ~ Murd

Lmao!

 

[Garraty_47]

Been kinda busy; only time to cruise through now and then.

Believe it or not it ain't always about you, Smeagol. lulz

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Fool...you will address me as Chancellor Flynn.

Chancellor means senior state or legal official.
I just bounced some canadian quarters off your taut ass, Flynn. You ain't no senior.
Empress Flynn? I'll meet you in the middle & you can fist my ass uncontested & raw without latex. Do you feel me? And my many polyps? Mwah!

Flynn... sans gloves.

 

[Flynn]

Been kinda busy; only time to cruise through now and then.

Believe it or not it ain't always about you, Smeagol. lulz

I believe the title had your name in it. Thus, the thread is about you, not me.

 

[Frood]

You scared him off....

 

[Flynn]

You scared him off....

My bad!

I'll just walk on his lawn. He'll be here in no time!

 

[Frood]

My bad!

I'll just walk on his lawn. He'll be here in no time!

No man likes size 10 footprints across their manicured lawn but it's better than one Fat Lily looking for truffles....

 

[Flynn]

No man likes size 10 footprints across their manicured lawn but it's better than one Fat Lily looking for truffles....

Fuck you.

 

[Frood]

Fuck you.

No thanks for a really kind offer but I'm washing my hair this weekend?

 

[Flynn]

No thanks for a really kind offer but I'm washing my hair this weekend?

With what?

 

[Frood]

With what?

Baking soda and vinegar....


...it's going to go off!

 

[Flynn]

Baking soda and vinegar....


...it's going to go off!

I think you'll be stripping the healthy nutrients.

 

[Frood]

I think you'll be stripping the healthy nutrients.

The electric razor does that before I get a chance to.

 

[Flynn]

The electric razor does that before I get a chance to.

Obviously you don't know the first thing about proper hair care, judging by your bowl cuts and that mess you call hair.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Obviously you don't know the first thing about proper hair care, judging by your bowl cuts and that mess you call hair.

So you have size 10 feet? They didn't look that large in the avatars.

 

[Flynn]

So you have size 10 feet? They didn't look that large in the avatars.

No, Reggie, I do not have size 10 feet.

 

[Frood]

Obviously you don't know the first thing about proper hair care, judging by your bowl cuts and that mess you call hair.

Um... what part of electric razor don't you get?

I'm hair liberated.

I treat head hair like poison ivy or how the white cuck boyfriend of Oak looks at her mountain mestizo Ridgeback chest hairs...

The difference is, I can do something about it whereas he has to unfuse himself each morning with a garden rake and 5 litres of "Soul Glo"...