Seamajor
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You’re simply a broke loser. DD style.
Yo shithead Blandscape
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The Best Holliday
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You do know your tv friends can't hear you though, don't you, Ragtard?
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Holy Shit! You made a good funny! Did you try Prevegen today?
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Prevagen* SMH
Seamajor
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You fuck off spooge face.
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Everyone just fuck off out of this thread. There. DONE!!!
Fredricka
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Reported for trying to kill threads
Ok, Beaner Karen.
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What is he doing? Apart from making himself look like a drunken twit?
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Shes blinded by lust and smut, she's just a lowly strumpet at heart
Her and Locustbug should have been sterilized at birth.
The idiots around them let them breed more stupid.
Lily
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Lily
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Look who's talking.
Fredricka
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You?
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I think it was when Blandsnore called Lily a "wee bonnie lassie" that her heart melted and she became besotted with the Buckfast swilling Glaswegian.
Presumably no man had ever uttered such loving, tender words to her before. Most women would likely burst out laughing at the line or gag after being subjected to Blandy's stale haggis breath...
Presumably no man had ever uttered such loving, tender words to her before. Most women would likely burst out laughing at the line or gag after being subjected to Blandy's stale haggis breath...
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With adminge gone she needs new
No..... appropriate spaces. I would walk up to a person on the street and call them a Beaner or Faggot. I don't know them.
I come here to call you those things because I know YUO...
Lily
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No, you don't know me at all.
Truth is you are a coward, like all of you that use racial slurs.
Ok, orange lady. Whatever you reckon.
That's what you'll be doing if I don't "run along" you racist cunt. FTFYyou'rewelcome
btw you racists cunts are all alike.
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Blandy's just too clever for his own good.
He's the guy who would build a maze so extensive and convoluted that when he's finished; standing in the middle cleaning his tools and admiring his own handiwork; he'd suddenly realize he's forgotten half of the tricks and traps he'll need to employ and avoid to escape again.
As fascinating as it is to watch him ply his craft I have to admit it's a lot funnier to witness him, axe in one hand flamethrower in the other, smashing his way back through a turn of phrase that evolved to the point that it became self-aware and ultimately betrayed him for a larf.
Good times.
He's the guy who would build a maze so extensive and convoluted that when he's finished; standing in the middle cleaning his tools and admiring his own handiwork; he'd suddenly realize he's forgotten half of the tricks and traps he'll need to employ and avoid to escape again.
As fascinating as it is to watch him ply his craft I have to admit it's a lot funnier to witness him, axe in one hand flamethrower in the other, smashing his way back through a turn of phrase that evolved to the point that it became self-aware and ultimately betrayed him for a larf.
Good times.
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I wish I still had the amusing gif/webm of a couple of workmen cementing some bollards into the pavement. They were so keen to finish the job quickly that in their haste, they blocked the exit for their workvan, which was parked on the pavement. The daft twats will have had no choice but to destroy some of their handy work in order to move the van and then replace the bollards.
I forget the name of the company scrawled on the side, it could potentially have been Blandscape Construction Inc...
I forget the name of the company scrawled on the side, it could potentially have been Blandscape Construction Inc...
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Blandscape
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I build mazes that the rats that I build them for are amazed by, as they make their way to the treat that is its centre. Validation earned through their blinding banal obfuscation.
I am merely an observer and an admirer of their hard work to solve the puzzle that escapes them.
Why do I do this you ask yourselves, when it is patently obvious that you need Parental Controls set up in the bastard factory browser?
Mine is not to reason why, mine is but to watch you fuck fail and comedically die.
It comforts me to know I am providing you with a care in our community service that is free at the point of use.
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That's good and all...but I think the question people want answered the most is...
...what about the relationship you're in with Lily?
Blandscape
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Yes, yes, something about racism and a cautionary tale in terms of response.
Thank you for your valued contribution Jack.
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Oy.
Blandy isn't that bad when it comes to the written word.
It's when he starts those mind numbing and patience taxing vocaroos is when I start to panic.
