Yo shithead Blandscape

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I'm not a hypocrite. I know what Blandscape is doing, do you?

And I know when you say what you say that you mean it. Though, like 99% of whites, you'd never say it to a black person.
Chickenshit motherfuckers.

Ok, Beaner Karen.
 

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I think it was when Blandsnore called Lily a "wee bonnie lassie" that her heart melted and she became besotted with the Buckfast swilling Glaswegian.

Presumably no man had ever uttered such loving, tender words to her before. Most women would likely burst out laughing at the line or gag after being subjected to Blandy's stale haggis breath...
 
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I think it was when Blandsnore called Lily a "wee bonnie lassie" that her heart melted and she became besotted with the Buckfast swilling Glaswegian.

Presumably no man had ever uttered such loving, tender words to her before. Most women would likely burst out laughing at the line or gag after being subjected to Blandy's stale haggis breath...
With adminge gone she needs new hostages allies.
 

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You know I'm right.

People like you that use the word do it from your safe spaces.


No..... appropriate spaces. I would walk up to a person on the street and call them a Beaner or Faggot. I don't know them.

I come here to call you those things because I know YUO...
 

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No..... appropriate spaces. I would walk up to a person on the street and call them a Beaner or Faggot. I don't know them.

I come here to call you those things because I know YUO...
No, you don't know me at all.

Truth is you are a coward, like all of you that use racial slurs.
 

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Blandy's just too clever for his own good.

He's the guy who would build a maze so extensive and convoluted that when he's finished; standing in the middle cleaning his tools and admiring his own handiwork; he'd suddenly realize he's forgotten half of the tricks and traps he'll need to employ and avoid to escape again.

As fascinating as it is to watch him ply his craft I have to admit it's a lot funnier to witness him, axe in one hand flamethrower in the other, smashing his way back through a turn of phrase that evolved to the point that it became self-aware and ultimately betrayed him for a larf.

Good times.
 

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Blandy is to the written word what spastic drunks with felt tip pens are to seedy toilet stalls...
 

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I wish I still had the amusing gif/webm of a couple of workmen cementing some bollards into the pavement. They were so keen to finish the job quickly that in their haste, they blocked the exit for their workvan, which was parked on the pavement. The daft twats will have had no choice but to destroy some of their handy work in order to move the van and then replace the bollards.

I forget the name of the company scrawled on the side, it could potentially have been Blandscape Construction Inc...
 
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I wish I still had the amusing gif/webm of a couple of workmen cementing some bollards into the pavement. They were so keen to finish the job quickly that in their haste, they blocked the exit for their workvan, which was parked on the pavement. The daft twats will have had no choice but to destroy some of their handy work in order to move the van and then replace the bollards.

I forget the name of the company scrawled on the side, it could potentially have been Blandscape Construction Inc...


He’s a Jew so there’s that
 

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Blandy's just too clever for his own good.

He's the guy who would build a maze so extensive and convoluted that when he's finished; standing in the middle cleaning his tools and admiring his own handiwork; he'd suddenly realize he's forgotten half of the tricks and traps he'll need to employ and avoid to escape again.

As fascinating as it is to watch him ply his craft I have to admit it's a lot funnier to witness him, axe in one hand flamethrower in the other, smashing his way back through a turn of phrase that evolved to the point that it became self-aware and ultimately betrayed him for a larf.

Good times.

I build mazes that the rats that I build them for are amazed by, as they make their way to the treat that is its centre. Validation earned through their blinding banal obfuscation.

I am merely an observer and an admirer of their hard work to solve the puzzle that escapes them.

Why do I do this you ask yourselves, when it is patently obvious that you need Parental Controls set up in the bastard factory browser?

Mine is not to reason why, mine is but to watch you fuck fail and comedically die.

It comforts me to know I am providing you with a care in our community service that is free at the point of use.
 

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I build mazes that the rats that I build them for are amazed by, as they make their way to the treat that is its centre. Validation earned through their blinding banal obfuscation.

I am merely an observer and an admirer of their hard work to solve the puzzle that escapes them.

Why do I do this you ask yourselves, when it is patently obvious that you need Parental Controls set up in the bastard factory browser?

Mine is not to reason why, mine is but to watch you fuck fail and comedically die.

It comforts me to know I am providing you with a care in our community service that is free at the point of use.

That's good and all...but I think the question people want answered the most is...

...what about the relationship you're in with Lily?
 

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That's what you'll be doing if I don't "run along" you racist cunt. FTFYyou'rewelcome

btw you racists cunts are all alike.
Yes, yes, something about racism and a cautionary tale in terms of response.

Thank you for your valued contribution Jack.
 

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Blandy is to the written word what spastic drunks with felt tip pens are to seedy toilet stalls...

Oy.

Blandy isn't that bad when it comes to the written word.

It's when he starts those mind numbing and patience taxing vocaroos is when I start to panic.