Yo shithead Blandscape

[Seamajor]

No shit? Tell he hasn't bred. Some gene lines should be dead ends.

You’re simply a broke loser. DD style.

 

[The Best Holliday]

Fuck you. I call my nigger friends nigger all the time, you racist.

You do know your tv friends can't hear you though, don't you, Ragtard?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You do know your tv friends can't hear you though, don't you, Ragtard?

Holy Shit! You made a good funny! Did you try Prevegen today?

 

[The Cuntess]

Holy Shit! You made a good funny! Did you try Prevegen today?

 

[Admin.]

Holy Shit! You made a good funny! Did you try Prevegen today?

Prevagen* SMH

 

[Seamajor]

Fuck off chester

You fuck off spooge face.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Everyone just fuck off out of this thread. There. DONE!!!

 

[Fredricka]

Everyone just fuck off out of this thread. There. DONE!!!

Reported for trying to kill threads

 

[Frood]

I'm not a hypocrite. I know what Blandscape is doing, do you?

And I know when you say what you say that you mean it. Though, like 99% of whites, you'd never say it to a black person.
Chickenshit motherfuckers.

Ok, Beaner Karen.

 

[Fredricka]

I'm not a hypocrite. I know what Blandscape is doing, do you?

And I know when you say what you say that you mean it. Though, like 99% of whites, you'd never say it to a black person.
Chickenshit motherfuckers.

What is he doing? Apart from making himself look like a drunken twit?

 

[Frood]

Lily says the KKK are cool if they're ignorant socialist creepers who talk like drunken Scotsmen.

 

[Fredricka]

Shes blinded by lust and smut, she's just a lowly strumpet at heart

 

[Frood]

Shes blinded by lust and smut, she's just a lowly strumpet at heart

Her and Locustbug should have been sterilized at birth.

The idiots around them let them breed more stupid.

 

[Lily]

Ok, Beaner Karen.

You know I'm right.

People like you that use the word do it from your safe spaces.

 

[Lily]

What is he doing? Apart from making himself look like a drunken twit?

Look who's talking.

 

[Fredricka]

Look who's talking.

You?

 

[Adam Hitler]

I think it was when Blandsnore called Lily a "wee bonnie lassie" that her heart melted and she became besotted with the Buckfast swilling Glaswegian.

Presumably no man had ever uttered such loving, tender words to her before. Most women would likely burst out laughing at the line or gag after being subjected to Blandy's stale haggis breath...

 

[No One]

I think it was when Blandsnore called Lily a "wee bonnie lassie" that her heart melted and she became besotted with the Buckfast swilling Glaswegian.

Presumably no man had ever uttered such loving, tender words to her before. Most women would likely burst out laughing at the line or gag after being subjected to Blandy's stale haggis breath...

With adminge gone she needs new hostages allies.

 

[Frood]

You know I'm right.

People like you that use the word do it from your safe spaces.

No..... appropriate spaces. I would walk up to a person on the street and call them a Beaner or Faggot. I don't know them.

I come here to call you those things because I know YUO...

 

[Lily]

No..... appropriate spaces. I would walk up to a person on the street and call them a Beaner or Faggot. I don't know them.

I come here to call you those things because I know YUO...

No, you don't know me at all.

Truth is you are a coward, like all of you that use racial slurs.

 

[Frood]

No, you don't know me at all.

Truth is you are a coward, like all of you that use racial slurs.

Ok, orange lady. Whatever you reckon.

 

[Jack]

Run along boy before I accidentally cut my wrists.

That's what you'll be doing if I don't "run along" you racist cunt. FTFYyou'rewelcome

btw you racists cunts are all alike.

 

[Garraty_47]

Blandy's just too clever for his own good.

He's the guy who would build a maze so extensive and convoluted that when he's finished; standing in the middle cleaning his tools and admiring his own handiwork; he'd suddenly realize he's forgotten half of the tricks and traps he'll need to employ and avoid to escape again.

As fascinating as it is to watch him ply his craft I have to admit it's a lot funnier to witness him, axe in one hand flamethrower in the other, smashing his way back through a turn of phrase that evolved to the point that it became self-aware and ultimately betrayed him for a larf.

Good times.

 

[Frood]

Blandy is to the written word what spastic drunks with felt tip pens are to seedy toilet stalls...

 

[Adam Hitler]

I wish I still had the amusing gif/webm of a couple of workmen cementing some bollards into the pavement. They were so keen to finish the job quickly that in their haste, they blocked the exit for their workvan, which was parked on the pavement. The daft twats will have had no choice but to destroy some of their handy work in order to move the van and then replace the bollards.

I forget the name of the company scrawled on the side, it could potentially have been Blandscape Construction Inc...

 

[The Cuntess]

I wish I still had the amusing gif/webm of a couple of workmen cementing some bollards into the pavement. They were so keen to finish the job quickly that in their haste, they blocked the exit for their workvan, which was parked on the pavement. The daft twats will have had no choice but to destroy some of their handy work in order to move the van and then replace the bollards.

I forget the name of the company scrawled on the side, it could potentially have been Blandscape Construction Inc...

He’s a Jew so there’s that

 

[Blandscape]

Blandy's just too clever for his own good.

He's the guy who would build a maze so extensive and convoluted that when he's finished; standing in the middle cleaning his tools and admiring his own handiwork; he'd suddenly realize he's forgotten half of the tricks and traps he'll need to employ and avoid to escape again.

As fascinating as it is to watch him ply his craft I have to admit it's a lot funnier to witness him, axe in one hand flamethrower in the other, smashing his way back through a turn of phrase that evolved to the point that it became self-aware and ultimately betrayed him for a larf.

Good times.

I build mazes that the rats that I build them for are amazed by, as they make their way to the treat that is its centre. Validation earned through their blinding banal obfuscation.

I am merely an observer and an admirer of their hard work to solve the puzzle that escapes them.

Why do I do this you ask yourselves, when it is patently obvious that you need Parental Controls set up in the bastard factory browser?

Mine is not to reason why, mine is but to watch you fuck fail and comedically die.

It comforts me to know I am providing you with a care in our community service that is free at the point of use.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I build mazes that the rats that I build them for are amazed by, as they make their way to the treat that is its centre. Validation earned through their blinding banal obfuscation.

I am merely an observer and an admirer of their hard work to solve the puzzle that escapes them.

Why do I do this you ask yourselves, when it is patently obvious that you need Parental Controls set up in the bastard factory browser?

Mine is not to reason why, mine is but to watch you fuck fail and comedically die.

It comforts me to know I am providing you with a care in our community service that is free at the point of use.

That's good and all...but I think the question people want answered the most is...

...what about the relationship you're in with Lily?

 

[Blandscape]

That's what you'll be doing if I don't "run along" you racist cunt. FTFYyou'rewelcome

btw you racists cunts are all alike.

Yes, yes, something about racism and a cautionary tale in terms of response.

Thank you for your valued contribution Jack.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Blandy is to the written word what spastic drunks with felt tip pens are to seedy toilet stalls...

Oy.

Blandy isn't that bad when it comes to the written word.

It's when he starts those mind numbing and patience taxing vocaroos is when I start to panic.