My...My...Garraty_47!

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It seems we've been in the midst of cuteness, boyish good looks, and a body to die for.

Garraty_47 never let on he was a hottie 70 years ago. Even through the shitty Polaroid picture is grainy as Murdy's vagina, one can see how good looking Mr. Wilson once was. Notice the difference between Get Of My Lawn, and Precious Roy. Rob Roy in his younger days looked like a drunken heroin fiend. In his most recent photo he looks like Mojo from the Marvel universe:

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Enough about ugly and fat things.

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Before...

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...and after.

I must say. You really let yourself go, old boy. Must be because there isn't a strong female presence around you, that is if you don't count Alticus. Anyways, had I been 100,000 years older, I'd have made you all mine. Would that make me a pedophile? Me being 100,037-years-old, and picking up on Garraty's 150-year-old ass?

Though, I will say, you have the look of a serial killer in your eyes (maybe it's just the grain and white wash). Reminds me of David Berkowitz when I first laid eyes on his picture. There seems to be an unearthly intensity about you in that pic. You either didn't like having your picture taken, or you were a little upset at the girl for sitting in between you and your date. I'm sure you'll let us know.

I guess I just never know who I'm posting to day in and day out.

P.S.-Was that Michelob(?) you guys were drinking?

P.S.S.-Please tell me that's not semen on the right corner of your mouth in the toga picture.
 
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He posted a better recent one a while back, I think someone had given him a make over. Get back to that salon garraty and post a new pic
 

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Weren't we all better looking when we were younger?
Isn't that the point of *being* young: that you don't yet have wrinkles and stuff?

...and for what it's worth sorry Flynn but you can't make me self-conscious about how I look now. I still get presumed to be 20 years younger than I actually am so I'm not fussed about that at all.

Nice try though.
 
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Weren't we all better looking when we were younger?
Isn't that the point of *being* young: that you don't yet have wrinkles and stuff?

...and for what it's worth sorry Flynn but you can't make me self-conscious about how I look now. I still get presumed to be 20 years younger than I actually am so I'm not fussed about that at all.

Nice try though.

Being better looking when we were younger is relative. There are some of us that aren't meant to be pretty, just ask @Jack and Alticus and Aryan. The point of being young is being able to make youthful mistakes that we grow and learn from.

You mistake my praise for trying to make you self conscious of your elder status. Far from it. I was highlighting the fact that you may be an old Fudd-duddy now, but in your hey-day you certainly were a looker, you were competition for Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble. Lucky for them you guys didn't travel in the same circles.

So people mistake you for being @Jack 's age? That's cool. That just shows what a cutie you still are.
 

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Being better looking when we were younger is relative. There are some of us that aren't meant to be pretty, just ask @Jack and Alticus and Aryan. The point of being young is being able to make youthful mistakes that we grow and learn from.

You mistake my praise for trying to make you self conscious of your elder status. Far from it. I was highlighting the fact that you may be an old Fudd-duddy now, but in your hey-day you certainly were a looker, you were competition for Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble. Lucky for them you guys didn't travel in the same circles.

So people mistake you for being @Jack 's age? That's cool. That just shows what a cutie you still are.
Desperate reaching is desperate.

At least my pics are funny, and I dont give a shit either. Start a Lily pic thread and I'll change my name to Capt Ahab.
 
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Desperate reaching is desperate.

At least my pics are funny, and I dont give a shit either. Start a Lily pic thread and I'll change my name to Capt Ahab.

Tell me Cookie Monster, where did you learn how to pose?

Were you a gay runway model?

I mean, look at yourself. You're modeling an almost bald ass head, and you have your lips postured in a manner like admin, ready for a plethora of cocks.

That was a decade ago. What do you look like now? A raisin? King Tut? Dust.

Yes, I will give you credit. You had the stones to post up a picture of yourself no matter how fucking stupid you looked. Because I am an awesome person I'll post up an updated pic of myself. Then I would expect you to post an updated picture. Deal? Deal.


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Tell me Cookie Monster, where did you learn how to pose?

Were you a gay runway model?

I mean, look at yourself. You're modeling an almost bald ass head, and you have your lips postured in a manner like admin, ready for a plethora of cocks.

That was a decade ago. What do you look like now? A raisin? King Tut? Dust.

Yes, I will give you credit. You had the stones to post up a picture of yourself no matter how fucking stupid you looked. Because I am an awesome person I'll post up an updated pic of myself. Then I would expect you to post an updated picture. Deal? Deal.


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That you, Flynnie?

I'm afraid the piercings are going to reduce your Livestock Evaluation Rating
 

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Wow.

What a pig.
What? Just being honest.

Good groom on the brows and the blond streak is quite becoming, btw, but the piercings distract. Piercings are OK, I guess, if you like pus. I just never saw the point. Maybe it's a generational thing, but you may as well pierce the septum and stick a chicken bone through your nose.