Pet Peeves

[MrNiceGuy]

I watched it on TV many years ago. Basically the large ladies try to destroy the smaller petit ladies who are trying to score somehow I will have to watch it again I don't remember. Everybody is on roller skates in like a circle track. It's actually exciting to watch. You should catch a match.

I watched roller derby about the same amount of time as I watched wrestling. A year or two in the late 80s. I still appreciate the spectacle but I can't get into it anymore other than doing a Randy Macho Man Savage impersonation whenever I snap into a Slim Jim.

The 2008 movie 'The Wrestler' with Mickey Rourke & Marisa Tomei (HOTDAMN!) is a great watch about "pro" wrestling and the people who choose to rock the fuck out of it for a living.

Ohhhh yeahhh. RIP Mister Savage.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

I remember watching that too. The thick ugly dykie broads would try to knock the smaller hot broads off the track. Never did figure out how they scored anything.

They scored ads by getting dudes to watch it.

I think the larger women would "slingshot" the smaller ones through or into the opposing team. Kinda like duckpin bowling.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

We're the best. Shush

Princess! Izatyou?

If I kiss the ring should it be the one on your finger or the one in your septum?

Can anyone imagine a reimagining of Jackson's newfangled Lord of the Septum Rings?

Updated for MODERN AUDIENCES.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Here are some of mine.

1. Pineapple on a pizza (enough said).

2. Bicycles ridden on roads and cyclists riding two abreast through narrow windy curves. I literally have to resist the strong urge to run those arrogant spandex clad faggots over then continuously back up over their throats.

3. Leftists who want to discuss politics/history/music/art/cooking/hard work/morality/personal hygiene but they're leftists, so they don't know jack shit. I also have to resist the urge to run them over and back up over their throats.

4. Ketchup. It should never be put on anything. Fuck it off, people. Try to put ketchup on my food and that bottle is going up your arse.

5. Most people who live on the West Coast with some exceptions. Torch and bulldoze the entire area and start over. It's a cesspool of degenerate morons and criminal wetbacks.

6. Most Jews. They're an arrogant group of people...the "Chosen People" who turn neutral people into enemies wherever they've fanned out but it's always the fault of OTHERS and never the treacherous jews.

That's enough for now. My blood pressure is starting to spike.

I've never encountered anyone who gets as pyschotic as you over what other people put on their food. It's their meal fella, who cares... let them put gravy on their breakfast cereal if they wish (I'm sure Lily occasionally does).


3, 5 & 6 however, I am in full agreement. This could be a shock for some people on here, but I'm not particularly fond of jews or shitlibs.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

English breakfast, it's foul and smells disgusting

Aren't you near that side of the pond?

I would love a pub and an English brekkie. When in Rome do as Romans, Luv.

Let the blood from that blood pudding run down mah chin like Bela Lagosi.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

I've never encountered anyone who gets as pyschotic as you over what other people put on their food. It's their meal fella, who cares... let them put gravy on their breakfast cereal if they wish (I'm sure Lily occasionally does).


3, 5 & 6 however, I am in full agreement. This could be a shock for some people on here, but I'm not particularly fond of jews or shitlibs.

# 5) is a disdain for west coast elitism & a thinking that California is anything other than California being California.

Local H addressed this twenty one years ago...

The dissonance of dissidants thinking California exists as a prog success not realizing Cali & Florida have constant influx of peeps because the weather is tolerable. Not their politics. My lord. Teh brain rot.



Well, I got your late night call
You're in the center of it all
You're having a ball
And you're really doing fine
On west coast time
And I believe you
But here's one for the coast
And the people with the most
The pretty pretty folks
The west coast folks

And here we go again
It's never gonna end
We're all so sick of California songs
Yeah, we know you love L.A.
There's nothing left to say
Please, no more California songs
And fuck New York too

Yeah, you're heaven is a lie
Just more shit that I don't buy
And they're heading for the coast
They're moving out in droves
Sending back reports on the radio
With messages the same
It's getting pretty lame
California dreaming's on the radio

And here we go again
It's never gonna end
We're all so sick of California songs
Yeah, we know you love L.A.
There's nothing left to say
Please, no more California songs
And fuck New York too

 

[Lily]

# 5) is a disdain for west coast elitism & a thinking that California is anything other than California being California.

Local H addressed this twenty one years ago...

The dissonance of dissidants thinking California exists as a prog success not realizing Cali & Florida have constant influx of peeps because the weather is tolerable. Not their politics. My lord. Teh brain rot.



Well, I got your late night call
You're in the center of it all
You're having a ball
And you're really doing fine
On west coast time
And I believe you
But here's one for the coast
And the people with the most
The pretty pretty folks
The west coast folks

And here we go again
It's never gonna end
We're all so sick of California songs
Yeah, we know you love L.A.
There's nothing left to say
Please, no more California songs
And fuck New York too

Yeah, you're heaven is a lie
Just more shit that I don't buy
And they're heading for the coast
They're moving out in droves
Sending back reports on the radio
With messages the same
It's getting pretty lame
California dreaming's on the radio

And here we go again
It's never gonna end
We're all so sick of California songs
Yeah, we know you love L.A.
There's nothing left to say
Please, no more California songs
And fuck New York too

All California haters should simply stay the fuck away

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

All California haters should simply stay the fuck away

As long as you West Coast gimps stay out of Wisconsin.

 

[Lily]

As long as you West Coast gimps stay out of Wisconsin.

When do Californians even think of Wisconsin or any other state?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

When do Californians even think of Wisconsin or any other state?

Exactly. STAY THE HELL OUT!!!

 

[Lily]

Exactly. STAY THE HELL OUT!!!

Yeah, ok, buddy. We'll continue to not give a shit. lol

 

[Master Pu]

I watched roller derby about the same amount of time as I watched wrestling. A year or two in the late 80s. I still appreciate the spectacle but I can't get into it anymore other than doing a Randy Macho Man Savage impersonation whenever I snap into a Slim Jim.

The 2008 movie 'The Wrestler' with Mickey Rourke & Marisa Tomei (HOTDAMN!) is a great watch about "pro" wrestling and the people who choose to rock the fuck out of it for a living.

Ohhhh yeahhh. RIP Mister Savage.

If it's entertaining, I'm in. Perid!! . . .

 

[Master Pu]

I've never encountered anyone who gets as pyschotic as you over what other people put on their food. It's their meal fella, who cares... let them put gravy on their breakfast cereal if they wish (I'm sure Lily occasionally does).


3, 5 & 6 however, I am in full agreement. This could be a shock for some people on here, but I'm not particularly fond of jews or shitlibs.

Bro, I know you Brits aren't interested in Hot Dogs, but I guaranfuckintee Froodis would have a problem over some poor motherfucker putting ketchup on their dog. Watch him cry about it.
The dude crys about everything else lol

 

[Garraty_47]

Bro, I know you Brits aren't interested in Hot Dogs, but I guaranfuckintee Froodis would have a problem over some poor motherfucker putting ketchup on their dog. Watch him cry about it.
The dude crys about everything else lol

He might be opposed to catsup on a hotdog but I don't think he'd throw a melty over it.

Now tell him you're topping one with a pineapple relish... that might be a different story.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[Lily]

I have to agree.

 

[Jack]

This thread is giving me gas....

 

[Frood]

All California haters should simply stay the fuck away

There should be a 400 metre high fence encircling California for the benefit of the rest of the US who can pick up the slack on the produce factor....

It has become a raging cesspool of retarded policies, opinions, and illegal freeloaders.

If it lasts more than 5 years, it can remain a State. If it crumbles as it invariably will, bring in the bulldozers, start from scratch, and eject the freeloaders to their nations of origin.

Put it on pay per view.... 24/7 Escape From Cali...

 

[Frood]

He might be opposed to catsup on a hotdog but I don't think he'd throw a melty over it.

Now tell him you're topping one with a pineapple relish... that might be a different story.

Pineapple relish on a hot dog is just taking the piss.

Off with their heads!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I put ketchup on my hot dogs. It's my hot dog. Get your own fucken hot dog and put whatever you want on it.

 

[Frood]

I put ketchup on my hot dogs. It's my hot dog. Get your own fucken hot dog and put whatever you want on it.

You might as well put jam on it or hot steaming dookie....

 

[Garraty_47]

Ideally on my hotdog:

Catsup, mustard, chili, onions, and cheese.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Ideally on my hotdog:

Catsup, mustard, chili, onions, and cheese.

I can go with that. Only the onions have to be raw and finely diced and the chili has to be just right.

 

[Frood]

Ideally on my hotdog:

Catsup, mustard, chili, onions, and cheese.

I need to enroll you in homo hotdog regression therapy...

There is still hope for you....

 

[Frood]

English breakfast, it's foul and smells disgusting

That's like saying to you hate barbecues or smorgasbords..

Drinking from jam jars is terribly common. What's with that anyway?

It's a sign of one's humble and proud roots.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I put ketchup on my hot dogs. It's my hot dog. Get your own fucken hot dog and put whatever you want on it.

I'm convinced. You're a complete psycho. No doubt about it.

 

[Master Pu]

I need to enroll you in homo hotdog regression therapy...

There is still hope for you....

@Garraty_47
Told ya'

 

[Frood]

@Garraty_47
Told ya'

We're talking about the food sausages placed in rolls and eaten with mouths; not dude weenies between your buns at cheap motels.

 

[Lily]

There should be a 400 metre high fence encircling California for the benefit of the rest of the US who can pick up the slack on the produce factor....

It has become a raging cesspool of retarded policies, opinions, and illegal freeloaders.

If it lasts more than 5 years, it can remain a State. If it crumbles as it invariably will, bring in the bulldozers, start from scratch, and eject the freeloaders to their nations of origin.

Put it on pay per view.... 24/7 Escape From Cali...

The envy...

 

[Frood]

The envy...

Nah.... You're confusing contempt for an inferior state with the concept of envy.