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Lily

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I've always said you come across like a librarian chick.

That's why you tried to prove otherwise by sharing your erotic swinging adventures at various nudist camps back in the 80's.

You're an idiot. I went to one nude beach. I've never, ever been a librarian type. It makes me laugh. You have no fuckin clue what I'm like, and clearly you aren't observant enough to make even slightly accurate guesses about my rl persona.
Imagine Flabba the Gutt (lily) on a nude beach

how many harpoons do you think would get thrown at her? 50. 100 ?

Imagine life without a limp dick, yo.
Don’t be mad fatso. Lmao

So funny reading what a short person whos fat as a pig has to say


I have it on good authority that he has a broken dick, and that was like years ago, can you imagine now? I'm sure he's penetrating his gal with water bottles at this point.
 

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Lily

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I've always said you come across like a librarian chick.

That's why you tried to prove otherwise by sharing your erotic swinging adventures at various nudist camps back in the 80's.

You're an idiot. I went to one nude beach. I've never, ever been a librarian type. It makes me laugh. You have no fuckin clue what I'm like, and clearly you aren't observant enough to make even slightly accurate guesses about my rl persona.
Imagine Flabba the Gutt (lily) on a nude beach

how many harpoons do you think would get thrown at her? 50. 100 ?

Imagine life without a limp dick, yo.
Don’t be mad fatso. Lmao


Just tell me, are you angry she told me you have a broke dick?
The fat girl insude your fat head told you that? Lmao

Nope. I'm sorry your dick is broke. It explains all your rage.
 

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I've always said you come across like a librarian chick.

That's why you tried to prove otherwise by sharing your erotic swinging adventures at various nudist camps back in the 80's.

You're an idiot. I went to one nude beach. I've never, ever been a librarian type. It makes me laugh. You have no fuckin clue what I'm like, and clearly you aren't observant enough to make even slightly accurate guesses about my rl persona.
Imagine Flabba the Gutt (lily) on a nude beach

how many harpoons do you think would get thrown at her? 50. 100 ?

Imagine life without a limp dick, yo.
Don’t be mad fatso. Lmao


Just tell me, are you angry she told me you have a broke dick?
The fat girl insude your fat head told you that? Lmao

Nope. I'm sorry your dick is broke. It explains all your rage.
You should be sorry you can’t fit on a treadmill, flabba
 

Lily

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No woman respects a man with a broke dick. No one needs 300 lbs of broke dick to open jars.
 

Adam Hitler

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I've always said you come across like a librarian chick.

That's why you tried to prove otherwise by sharing your erotic swinging adventures at various nudist camps back in the 80's.

You're an idiot. I went to one nude beach. I've never, ever been a librarian type. It makes me laugh. You have no fuckin clue what I'm like, and clearly you aren't observant enough to make even slightly accurate guesses about my rl persona.

a man who can’t read women at his age hasn’t had much experience

You're right, at least not with obese heiffers...
 

Adam Hitler

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Seamajor is a Jew who hordes candy for his extra curricular activities

and he’s short and frail. Lol

Like what Stubby? Got the gonads to expand?


He's still play the child molesting game.

@Bastard Factory

Oh fuck you ridiculous ass kissing snitch.


IDGAF, you lowlife's ruin the forum

Do you require a trolley to wheel you to the nearest exit?
 

Lily

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Seamajor is a Jew who hordes candy for his extra curricular activities

and he’s short and frail. Lol

Like what Stubby? Got the gonads to expand?


He's still play the child molesting game.

@Bastard Factory

Oh fuck you ridiculous ass kissing snitch.


IDGAF, you lowlife's ruin the forum

Do you require a trolley to wheel you to the nearest exit?

Non-sequitur alert
 

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Seamajor is a Jew who hordes candy for his extra curricular activities

and he’s short and frail. Lol

Like what Stubby? Got the gonads to expand?


He's still play the child molesting game.

@Bastard Factory

Oh fuck you ridiculous ass kissing snitch.


IDGAF, you lowlife's ruin the forum

Do you require a trolley to wheel you to the nearest exit?

Non-sequitur alert
Non-normal bmi alert
 

Lily

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Lily

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Seamajor is a Jew who hordes candy for his extra curricular activities

and he’s short and frail. Lol

Like what Stubby? Got the gonads to expand?


He's still play the child molesting game.

@Bastard Factory

Oh fuck you ridiculous ass kissing snitch.


IDGAF, you lowlife's ruin the forum

Do you require a trolley to wheel you to the nearest exit?

Non-sequitur alert
Non-normal bmi alert


You have nerve. Your bmi reads: thunder thighs
 

Biggie Smiles

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Biggie Smiles

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Seamajor is a Jew who hordes candy for his extra curricular activities

and he’s short and frail. Lol

Like what Stubby? Got the gonads to expand?


He's still play the child molesting game.

@Bastard Factory

Oh fuck you ridiculous ass kissing snitch.


IDGAF, you lowlife's ruin the forum

Do you require a trolley to wheel you to the nearest exit?

Non-sequitur alert
Non-normal bmi alert


You have nerve. Your bmi reads: thunder thighs
Your bmi reads. A long time ago in a galaxy far far away
 

RAVEN

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Its true, she keeps leaving me subtle messages, saying "gay as fuck", and "shitty".

Like dude got shit on his dick or something.

I mean, if your wife is so fat, that your dick wont make it past the folds, it would be no wonder that he would fuck dudes with smaller asses.

Is it true Lily? Does he fuck other dudes in front of you? Are you sexually frustrated, or just hungry?

And you're always trying to convince us that you're such a nice guy.

Lol, think I was 10 shots of whiskey in at that point of thread creation. Ya mess with the bull, ya git the horns!

It amazes me when nice people who are typically always pretty mellow get shit tested and insulted for months before they finally bite back. And then you have some person part of the shit testing group to say "I guess you arent nice after all!!"

Such absolutism.
This is GOLD, Dove. Can't believe some here think you should sit idly by while taking someone's bullshit and do nothing.. NAH... It doesn't work that way.. don't care if you're a woman OR a man.. Goes back to if you can dish it out, be able to take it.. and this BITCH deserves much worse than what she's getting. Blazor has been too kind, imo..
 

Lily

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Do you think when fat lily gets mad she burns extra calories?


Too bad that when you're a dick it don't help your broke dick. I know it doesn't. You wouldn't be here raging at people day and night.
Too bad you can’t fit on a treadmill oinka the Hutt.
Lmao

Is it your problem though, like your non functioning peener?
How about your non functioning diet?


It doesn't stop you from fucking now does it? Not like your broken penis.
 

Adam Hitler

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I've always said you come across like a librarian chick.

That's why you tried to prove otherwise by sharing your erotic swinging adventures at various nudist camps back in the 80's.

You're an idiot. I went to one nude beach. I've never, ever been a librarian type. It makes me laugh. You have no fuckin clue what I'm like, and clearly you aren't observant enough to make even slightly accurate guesses about my rl persona.
Imagine Flabba the Gutt (lily) on a nude beach

how many harpoons do you think would get thrown at her? 50. 100 ?

Imagine life without a limp dick, yo.
Don’t be mad fatso. Lmao

So funny reading what a short person whos fat as a pig has to say


I have it on good authority that he has a broken dick, and that was like years ago, can you imagine now? I'm sure he's penetrating his gal with water bottles at this point.

Lol @ the bed shitter complaining about floppy dicks, I doubt she's ever seen a stiff one up close.
 

Lily

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Its true, she keeps leaving me subtle messages, saying "gay as fuck", and "shitty".

Like dude got shit on his dick or something.

I mean, if your wife is so fat, that your dick wont make it past the folds, it would be no wonder that he would fuck dudes with smaller asses.

Is it true Lily? Does he fuck other dudes in front of you? Are you sexually frustrated, or just hungry?

And you're always trying to convince us that you're such a nice guy.

Lol, think I was 10 shots of whiskey in at that point of thread creation. Ya mess with the bull, ya git the horns!

It amazes me when nice people who are typically always pretty mellow get shit tested and insulted for months before they finally bite back. And then you have some person part of the shit testing group to say "I guess you arent nice after all!!"

Such absolutism.
This is GOLD, Dove. Can't believe some here think you should sit idly by while taking someone's bullshit and do nothing.. NAH... It doesn't work that way.. don't care if you're a woman OR a man.. Goes back to if you can dish it out, be able to take it.. and this BITCH deserves much worse than what she's getting. Blazor has been too kind, imo..


"I'm going to stay out of meltdown today"..

:LOL3::LOL3::LOL3:
 

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Do you think when fat lily gets mad she burns extra calories?


Too bad that when you're a dick it don't help your broke dick. I know it doesn't. You wouldn't be here raging at people day and night.
Too bad you can’t fit on a treadmill oinka the Hutt.
Lmao

Is it your problem though, like your non functioning peener?
How about your non functioning diet?


It doesn't stop you from fucking now does it? Not like your broken penis.
I bet your giant dubs does prevent you from fucking
 

Lily

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I've always said you come across like a librarian chick.

That's why you tried to prove otherwise by sharing your erotic swinging adventures at various nudist camps back in the 80's.

You're an idiot. I went to one nude beach. I've never, ever been a librarian type. It makes me laugh. You have no fuckin clue what I'm like, and clearly you aren't observant enough to make even slightly accurate guesses about my rl persona.
Imagine Flabba the Gutt (lily) on a nude beach

how many harpoons do you think would get thrown at her? 50. 100 ?

Imagine life without a limp dick, yo.
Don’t be mad fatso. Lmao

So funny reading what a short person whos fat as a pig has to say


I have it on good authority that he has a broken dick, and that was like years ago, can you imagine now? I'm sure he's penetrating his gal with water bottles at this point.

Lol @ the bed shitter complaining about floppy dicks, I doubt she's ever seen a stiff one up close.

I don't doubt that you have seen a stiff one up close.
 

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I've always said you come across like a librarian chick.

That's why you tried to prove otherwise by sharing your erotic swinging adventures at various nudist camps back in the 80's.

You're an idiot. I went to one nude beach. I've never, ever been a librarian type. It makes me laugh. You have no fuckin clue what I'm like, and clearly you aren't observant enough to make even slightly accurate guesses about my rl persona.
Imagine Flabba the Gutt (lily) on a nude beach

how many harpoons do you think would get thrown at her? 50. 100 ?

Imagine life without a limp dick, yo.
Don’t be mad fatso. Lmao

So funny reading what a short person whos fat as a pig has to say


I have it on good authority that he has a broken dick, and that was like years ago, can you imagine now? I'm sure he's penetrating his gal with water bottles at this point.

Lol @ the bed shitter complaining about floppy dicks, I doubt she's ever seen a stiff one up close.
Who could get a stuffy looking at all that cottage cheese?
 

Lily

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Do you think when fat lily gets mad she burns extra calories?


Too bad that when you're a dick it don't help your broke dick. I know it doesn't. You wouldn't be here raging at people day and night.
Too bad you can’t fit on a treadmill oinka the Hutt.
Lmao

Is it your problem though, like your non functioning peener?
How about your non functioning diet?


It doesn't stop you from fucking now does it? Not like your broken penis.
I bet your giant dubs does prevent you from fucking

You're the one with the broke dick. Don't worry about other people fucking