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[Blandscape]

Whhhy? Why do they dae it?

 

[Blandscape]

Pasta is the real enemy to your mental health, not PMS...

 

[Blurt]

You haven't met Chef Boyardove yet.

Talk about your carby noodles.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Seamajors at it again... for shame

His old houseboy Diego is still buried in a shallow grave in the back garden.

Youre a laugh Scouse. Do you and maw have a back garden? More like a filthy garbage infested alley.

RIP Diego. :(

I haven't lived with my parents for nearly 20 years, Semen.

 

[Seamajor]

Seamajors at it again... for shame

His old houseboy Diego is still buried in a shallow grave in the back garden.

Youre a laugh Scouse. Do you and maw have a back garden? More like a filthy garbage infested alley.

RIP Diego. :(

I haven't lived with my parents for nearly 20 years, Semen.

Really? I don’t employ house boys, duh.

 

[Admin.]

Seamajors at it again... for shame

His old houseboy Diego is still buried in a shallow grave in the back garden.

Youre a laugh Scouse. Do you and maw have a back garden? More like a filthy garbage infested alley.

RIP Diego. :(

I haven't lived with my parents for nearly 20 years, Semen.

Isn't your Gran getting a little old to be looking after you?

 

[Blandscape]

You haven't met Chef Boyardove yet.

Talk about your carby noodles.

There be so many peeps I wish I had met Blur, but I am pretty sure I washed up on their unshored shore wiffoot a breakwater on their beach many a time.

 

[Blandscape]

Seamajors at it again... for shame

His old houseboy Diego is still buried in a shallow grave in the back garden.

Youre a laugh Scouse. Do you and maw have a back garden? More like a filthy garbage infested alley.

RIP Diego. :(

I haven't lived with my parents for nearly 20 years, Semen.

You are 70, you must well wiff pride!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Seamajors at it again... for shame

His old houseboy Diego is still buried in a shallow grave in the back garden.

Youre a laugh Scouse. Do you and maw have a back garden? More like a filthy garbage infested alley.

RIP Diego. :(

I haven't lived with my parents for nearly 20 years, Semen.

Isn't your Gran getting a little old to be looking after you?

My nan's dead. Don't even fucking go there.

 

[Blandscape]

See whit I did here, I created my own narrative to fulfil the void that is yours.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Seamajors at it again... for shame

His old houseboy Diego is still buried in a shallow grave in the back garden.

Youre a laugh Scouse. Do you and maw have a back garden? More like a filthy garbage infested alley.

RIP Diego. :(

I haven't lived with my parents for nearly 20 years, Semen.

You are 70, you must well wiff pride!

39 actually.

 

[Admin.]

Seamajors at it again... for shame

His old houseboy Diego is still buried in a shallow grave in the back garden.

Youre a laugh Scouse. Do you and maw have a back garden? More like a filthy garbage infested alley.

RIP Diego. :(

I haven't lived with my parents for nearly 20 years, Semen.

Isn't your Gran getting a little old to be looking after you?

My nan's dead. Don't even fucking go there.

Are you threatening me, little man?

 

[Blandscape]

I have them arguing that black is white and white hates black. While reminding everyone that Pasta is the real enemy, along with its accompanying tomato based sludge.

 

[Blandscape]

Seamajors at it again... for shame

His old houseboy Diego is still buried in a shallow grave in the back garden.

Youre a laugh Scouse. Do you and maw have a back garden? More like a filthy garbage infested alley.

RIP Diego. :(

I haven't lived with my parents for nearly 20 years, Semen.

Isn't your Gran getting a little old to be looking after you?

My nan's dead. Don't even fucking go there.

She's not dead, just dead to you and her hope for you.

 

[Blurt]

Seamajors at it again... for shame

His old houseboy Diego is still buried in a shallow grave in the back garden.

Youre a laugh Scouse. Do you and maw have a back garden? More like a filthy garbage infested alley.

RIP Diego. :(

I haven't lived with my parents for nearly 20 years, Semen.

You are 70, you must well wiff pride!

39 actually.

K wait. You shat your parents' nest until you were in your 20's???

That surely explains a whole hell of a lot.

Have you ever travelled outside Liverpool?

I reckon not, you culturally impoverished bedpan-for-brains.

 

[Blandscape]

You see Flea, life here ain't dat bad, you could be Joo or Not At All Aryan!

 

[Blandscape]

I like Flea, she interests me.

 

[Aylana]

You see Flea, life here ain't dat bad, you could be Joo or Not At All Aryan!

I appreciate how you hinted that Bastard Factory was your home. Such candor should be encouraged.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Really? I don’t enjoy house boys, duh.

I should hope not either, you filthy beast.

 

[Blandscape]

You see Flea, life here ain't dat bad, you could be Joo or Not At All Aryan!

I appreciate how you hinted that Bastard Factory was your home. Such candor should be encouraged.

Appreciate your life away bonnie laddie all you want, but appreciation is the depreciation of a value that is easily measured....in pasta.

 

[Blandscape]

You were always yesterday's pot of reheated regurgitated gunk!

 

[Blandscape]

Stuck to da bottom of the pot, but never forgotten in terms of profit margin.

 

[Blandscape]

Proxy proves pasta personifies posting perseverance.

 

[Blandscape]

Or he's just a prick.

 

[Blandscape]

Stuck to the bottom of da pan.

 

[Blazor]

Blandy, my dear boy.

We missed you!

This thread might now become even better than it already is.

Actually, it smells like moth balls in here now. Think I'd rather watch paint dry than read a Blandy post lol.

 

[Blandscape]

On da upside, whit Flea cannot do wiff glue and Bigoli is best left to art clique's and critiques!

 

[Blandscape]

Blandy, my dear boy.

We missed you!

This thread might now become even better than it already is.

Actually, it smells like moth balls in here now. Think I'd rather watch paint dry than read a Blandy post lol.

Well, follow your dream Blazor, go watch paint dry...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Blandy, my dear boy.

We missed you!

This thread might now become even better than it already is.

Actually, it smells like moth balls in here now. Think I'd rather watch paint dry than read a Blandy post lol.

Oh great -- blandsimpleton is on?

for fucks sake that guy is boring

watching admin suck dick would be more entertaining than reading a bland post

 

[Aylana]

Stuck to the bottom of da pan.

There you go!