RUH OH VAXXIES

Did you hit him with your mobility scooter then lock him in your purple lipped pussy prison?

Nope. We just communicated. Then we met and we hit it off. You know, meet, date, eventually move in together. Normal. It's rather mundane.
 
Oink oink arriba arriba! Andale andale!

Mr. I didn't watch Saturday morning cartoons.

"I was just too sophisticated to watch cartoons. I was watching the Buckley's Firing Line at the tender age of 6. I sat with my teapot and crumpets as I watched the greatest debates of the day."

Faggot.
 
Mr. I didn't watch Saturday morning cartoons.

"I was just too sophisticated to watch cartoons. I was watching the Buckley's Firing Line at the tender age of 6. I sat with my teapot and crumpets as I watched the greatest debates of the day."

Faggot.

If the options were this:

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Or faggotry....

I would be forced to pick a dude, Mudguts...