So what’s Stubbys excuse for not being married?

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So you DO see how text flirting can be a thrill with the right person.

There you go lol.

It's not like we are talking about full on Xrated sext convos all night with random men on troll boards. Yanno?

What in the world does this have to do with the price of eggs in China?
 

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What in the world does this have to do with the price of eggs in China?

So we already have to walk back through the convo to remind you WTF you said?

Okay. You said
Yeah, I get it sending a text and getting a response back is magical.

I just didn't realize how much magic I had in my life. :OhGawd:

To which I said
So you never flirt with that man of yours over there via text than?

That's kinda sad, man. Is that why there is no marriage there? No chemistry?

Literally any exchange can be dull and devoid of "magic" until you experince it with a magical person.

And then you said

Why would I flirt text with a man that is also retired and spends virtually every day and most of the day with me?

How dumb when I can talk to him.

And then I said

What if he was out of state for any reason?

Would you flirt text with him then?

And then you said
The man I'm in a committed relationship with? Yes. Anyone else, no.

Certain things I am black and white about. To quote my partner "I don't go borrowing trouble." Life is hard enough without seeking out drama.

And then I said
So you DO see how text flirting can be a thrill with the right person.

There you go lol.

It's not like we are talking about full on Xrated sext convos all night with random men on troll boards. Yanno?

And then....drum roll
What in the world does this have to do with the price of eggs in China?

Uh huh.

Did this help?
 
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The fat fuck can’t stay away from pizza and pasta. His breath is atrocious 90% of the time
 

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I'm not sure why Pauncho Guido is not married, people are saying it may be due to his penchant for Gay Carnival Sea Cruises.

This next number is sponsored by Beech-Nuts Spearmint Gum, guaranteed to get that salty taste out of your mouth!

 

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I'm not sure why Pauncho Guido is not married, people are saying it may be due to his penchant for Gay Carnival Sea Cruises.

This next number is sponsored by Beech-Nuts Spearmint Gum, guaranteed to get that salty taste out of your mouth!



Why are you divorced?
 

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maybe his wife at the time decided to go hetrosexual ?
You've been hurt before, haven't you?

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You've been hurt before, haven't you?

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As someone who has PTSD, this is not anything like PTSD

This looks like the kind of shit people who dont have PTSD think PTSD is like.

Things about PTSD that no one talks about is usually bloody shit and vomit, intrusive suicidal or violent thoughts, cramps and heart palpitations when you cant see the entire room.

This shit reads like a 16 year old on Tumblr wrote it.
 

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Sounds like Seamajor after he found out Dinky Dianna was a Man hahahahaha.

That shit really IS traumatizing when someone pulls the ole gender bender troll on you

Literally me after finding out Edna was a man



Sea is in good company lol