Check it, Breakfail!

[Flynn]

$49.50 per gram. Cross between Trophy Wife and Grand Daddy Purple equals Purple People Eater which is 90% Indica dominant. This is only sold by the gram.

I bought 10 grams.

I also picked this up.

Trophy Wife live resin cartridge. 1 gram for $50.

 

[Flynn]

 

[Swamp-Duck]

So what do you want a fucking medal or some sort of chest to pin it on ?

 

[The Prowler]

$49.50 per gram. Cross between Trophy Wife and Grand Daddy Purple equals Purple People Eater which is 90% Indica dominant. This is only sold by the gram.

I bought 10 grams.

I also picked this up.

Trophy Wife live resin cartridge. 1 gram for $50.

Smoke it all.

Get baked.

Pretend that you do not have a small cock.

 

[Flynn]

So what do you want a fucking medal or some sort of chest to pin it on ?

Yes.

Preferably a 100% gold medallion weighing in at 12 pounds mounted on a shrine dedicated to me.

 

[Flynn]

Smoke it all.

Get baked.

Pretend that you do not have a small cock.

^^^^ There's that old faggot who jumped up and down making his ancient bones creak screaming,

"Lily the leaker!!!!"

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yes.

Preferably a 100% gold medallion weighing in at 12 pounds mounted on a shrine dedicated to me.

And would you like it moulded to fit up your skanky arse ?

 

[Flynn]

And would you like it moulded to fit up your skanky arse ?

Where did I say that dicklips? Well??? Where did I post that you fucking cocksucker?

You're another proven idiot that I wish would get hit point blank by a SCUD Missile.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Where did I say that dicklips? Well??? Where did I post that you fucking cocksucker?

You're another proven idiot that I wish would get hit point blank by a SCUD Missile.

So, moulded in the shape of a scud misssile then, jfc you must have a bucket arse though.

 

[Flynn]

So, moulded in the shape of a scud misssile then, jfc you must have a bucket arse though.

Oh. So you want to be hit by it after I attempt to put it inside of me?

You're such a sick fuck.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Oh. So you want to be hit by it after I attempt to put it inside of me?

You're such a sick fuck.

Not possible for anyone to use it after you now is it, it would be lost and sloshing about within your bog of eternal colon hole.

 

[Flynn]

I really don't know why that geriatric fuck Prowler was limping all up in my thread, leaving a trail of urine dribble for all to follow. Then there's the thing, Swamp-Dick. No one asked its opinion because this thread was titled "Breakfail." Not Prowler who's on Chris Hansen's top ten list. Not that cro-magnon dirt farmer Swamp-Dork, either.

 

[Flynn]

Not possible for anyone to use it after you now is it, it would be lost and sloshing about within your bog of eternal colon hole.

So now my "colon hole" which I believe you're mixing up with my anus and rectum is that vast, that you're saying a SCUD Missile could easily fit all up in my ass with room to spare even with a "bog," because for some strange reason I am the only person on the planet with an "eternal colon hole?"

You. Need. To. Stop. Drop. And. Roll.

Then go ahead and drink some bleach.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

So now my "colon hole" which I believe you're mixing up with my anus and rectum is that vast, that you're saying a SCUD Missile could easily fit all up in my ass with room to spare even with a "bog", because for some strange reason I am the only person on the planet with an "eternal colon hole?"

You. Need. To. Stop. Drop. And. Roll.

Then go ahead and drink some bleach.

So you don’t feel special about your eternal colon hole ? Maybe you need some company of other sloppy eternal colon holes, talk to X, you two could meat and compare your meats.

 

[Flynn]

So you don’t feel special about your eternal colon hole ? Maybe you need some company of other sloppy eternal colon holes, talk to X, you two could meat and compare your meats.

What a surprise!

A typical faglame. Do you always mention your significant other when spouting out homoerotic themed retorts smelling of ass and semen?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

What a surprise!

A typical faglame. Do you always mention your significant other when spouting out homoerotic themed retorts smelling of ass and semen?

Yes.

 

[Flynn]

Yes.

Tell me.

How long have you and X been digging in each other's anal orifices looking for gold with your tongues?

Has your boyfriend found out about your e-lover X?

 

[The Prowler]

Reminding Flynn that he has a cock will always send him into a tirade.

Hahaha!!!

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Tell me.

How long have you and X been digging in each other's anal orifices looking for gold with your tongues?

Has your boyfriend found out about your e-lover X?

No not yet, can’t have my boyfriend knowing theres gold in my arse. How did you discover people had gold up their bums ? Must have been a piece stuck on the end of your poor over worked scud missile .

 

[Flynn]

Reminding Flynn that he has a cock will always send him into a tirade.

Hahaha!!!

Oh. I. C.

I know where this is going.

Next, no matter how I reply, I'm going to have a "meltdown" according to you and the bizarro world only you live in. Then you'll tap-dance clumsily around the forums in your outlet mall high-heels, claiming that "you owned me" for the next 6 weeks, while trying to keep your Diana Ross wig from falling off.

Amirite?

 

[Flynn]

No not yet, can’t have my boyfriend knowing theres gold in my arse. How did you discover people had gold up their bums ? Must have been a piece stuck on the end of your poor over worked scud missile .

Honesty is always the best policy when it comes to you and your butt buddies. What if you don't tell boyfriend #67 of this year that there is a possibility that your butt may harbor one of the biggest gold reserves rivaling only Fort Knox?

What if you're in an accident involving a 3 meter silicone dildo, your rectum and three horses? What if you die doing what you love and you get cremated and all that maybe precious metal goes to waste? You need to tell that guy who fills your rectal cavity with semen that you may have golden deposits in your bum that way he can take swift action when it comes to your well used ass.

I have a distinct feeling our definitions of a SCUD Missile differ. You're saying that I go around using the SCUD Missile as my own personal phallic and that I go around penetrating people with it?

You're soOOooo fucking silly.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Honesty is always the best policy when it comes to you and your butt buddies. What if you don't tell boyfriend #67 of this year that there is a possibility that your butt may harbor one of the biggest gold reserves rivaling only Fort Knox?

What if you're in an accident involving a 3 meter silicone dildo, your rectum and three horses? What if you die doing what you love and you get cremated and all that maybe precious metal goes to waste? You need to tell that guy who fills your rectal cavity with semen that you may have golden deposits in your bum that way he can take swift action when it comes to your well used ass.

I have a distinct feeling our definitions of a SCUD Missile differ. You're saying that I go around using the SCUD Missile as my own personal phallic and that I go around penetrating people with it?

You're soOOooo fucking silly.

Don’t expect me to read all that do you ?

 

[Flynn]

Don’t expect me to read all that do you ?

The question isn't will you.

The question is...can you?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

The question isn't will you.

The question is...can you?

No, the question is, if you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, are you weak or strong ?

 

[Flynn]

No, the question is, if you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, are you weak or strong ?

I don't answer stupid questions put forth by an alleged mammal that denies having a blow hole and who refers to itself as "Swamp-Cuck."

Were you born stupid or did you learn it at an early age when you started dating men?

 

[reaper]

Hey Flynn have you got any pictures of the $100 a gram weed you must buy.

I mean it's not like they saw you coming.

$50 a gram lololololololololololololol, you dumb fuck.

 

[Flynn]

Hey Flynn have you got any pictures of the $100 a gram weed you must buy.

I mean it's not like they saw you coming.

$50 a gram lololololololololololololol, you dumb fuck.

Let's see the shit you buy.

 

[reaper]

Let's see the shit you buy.

Well I certainly don't pay $50 a gram lololol.

 

[Flynn]

Well I certainly don't pay $50 a gram lololol.

Tell you what. I'll spend my hard earned money on what I want and you spend yours on your vast collection of gay porn.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I don't answer stupid questions put forth by an alleged mammal that denies having a blow hole and who refers to itself as "Swamp-Cuck."

Were you born stupid or did you learn it at an early age when you started dating men?

Well I’ve never dated a bird, lol we ain’t all trans dykes .