Gather around Muppet Babies. I'm going to spill my secret formula for message board antics.

[Flynn]

My feet are sublime specimens of almost godlike grandeur.

No, you cannot lick or gum them up with your stupid saliva.

My feet are two temples.

Your "feet" are considered blasphemy to most polytheistic religions that exist today.

Isn't there some kind of obscenity code in your village that deters preverts like yourself from committing acts of perversion by outlawing nasty foot selfies?

 

[Frood]

Fine feet haters gonna hate....

 

[Flynn]

Fine feet haters gonna hate....

No. Freud. No one is "hating" on you. You just do stupid things.

 

[Frood]

My fine feet will NEVER fuck you, Five Guys.

 

[Flynn]

My fine feet will NEVER fuck you, Five Guys.

Your "feet" will have already been amputated before that never happens.

 

[Frood]

Your "feet" will have already been amputated before that never happens.

I don't see how that's ever going to happen.

I'd wear a protective gumboot if I was punting your stupid arses.

NOM NOM NOM, NOPE!

 

[Flynn]

I don't see how that's ever going to happen.

I'd wear a protective gumboot if I was punting your stupid arses.

NOM NOM NOM, NOPE!

You're going to get complications from all the mold on your feet along with your type 3 Diabetes.

 

[Frood]

My feet are divine creatures made of cosmic saffron dust but that's not an invitation for you five faggots to have them over Basmati.

 

[Flynn]

My feet are divine creatures made of cosmic saffron dust but that's not an invitation for you five faggots to have them over Basmati.

Your feet look like boiled pig knuckles and they smell worse.

 

[Frood]

Your feet look like boiled pig knuckles and they smell worse.

Now you can smell my feet through words on a screen? Really?

What footmancing evil magic is that?

 

[Flynn]

Now you can smell my feet through words on a screen? Really?

What footmancing evil magic is that?

Obviously if you have mold on your feet, they're going to smell worse than Martini's ass breath.

 

[Frood]

Obviously if you have mold on your feet, they're going to smell worse than Martini's ass breath.

Wait a minute.... you think you can smell my feet and Poofers breath through text?

Maybe pop a flap on the refrigerator carton you guys are in. Ventilation is next to Godliness.

 

[Flynn]

Wait a minute.... you think you can smell my feet and Poofers breath through text?

Maybe pop a flap on the refrigerator carton you guys are in. Ventilation is next to Godliness.

I'm going on science. Feet like yours that are in the process of dying do stink. Martini's dick breath was validated by Dove.

Any other questions, DD?

 

[Frood]

I'm going on science. Feet like yours that are in the process of dying do stink. Martini's dick breath was validated by Dove.

Any other questions, DD?

My feet challenge your feet to a duel!

***slaps Five Guys on the chops with a sock***

 

[Flynn]

My feet challenge your feet to a duel!

***slaps Five Guys on the chops with a sock***

You're an idiot.

 

[Frood]

Your refusal to stand up for your feet's honour, disqualifies you from commenting on other's feet.

Freud
- Footloose and fancy free

 

[Flynn]

Your refusal to stand up for your feet's honour, disqualifies you from commenting on other's feet.

Freud
- Footloose and fancy free

No ding-a-ling. You posting unwanted Athletes Foot porn gives me every right to "comment" about your covid-19 feet that look as though they went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson.

 

[Frood]

No ding-a-ling. You posting unwanted Athletes Foot porn gives me every right to "comment" about your covid-19 feet that look as though they went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson.

Your feets are yellow....

 

[Flynn]

Your feets are yellow....

And your pussy is dark gray and looks like sliced roast beef, so what's your point?

 

[Frood]

Your trotters are cowardice squared.... like everything else about you.

Because you're 5 middle aged Indian blokes who live in squalor. Lol

 

[Flynn]

Your trotters are cowardice squared.... like everything else about you.

Because you're 5 middle aged Indian blokes who live in squalor. Lol

For $1500 you can get rid of me/us forever.

 

[Frood]

For $1500 you can get rid of me/us forever.

No, you pay me.

 

[Flynn]

No, you pay me.

You pay me $5000 and I'll "pay" you $1500.

 

[Frood]

You pay me $5000 and I'll "pay" you $1500.

No, you pay me 1500.00 and I won't allow my stellar foot form to shame yours.

 

[Flynn]

No, you pay me 1500.00 and I won't allow my stellar foot form to shame ySheena!

Right after you wire me $10,000 USD or I send virus to your computer then telephone you from call center to offer unlock code for only $14,999.00. USD.

 

[Seamajor]

Your feets are yellow....

Your lungs are black

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I made admin cry today

Someone throw that toothless fairy a cock to suck on

 

[Oerdin]

1. Nope

2. You've already punked yourself on this 1500 dollar business. I'm just your pallbearer.

Is that how much he paid for a street vender cart?

 

[Breakfall]

I'm going on science. Feet like yours that are in the process of dying do stink. Martini's dick breath was validated by Dove.

Any other questions, DD?

Now you’re a fucking scientist numbskull??? Löl

 

[Breakfall]

Your lungs are black

Your mud flaps are pineappley