Murdock's BFB (Big Fat Boyfriend) Rejected as Santa Claus

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being too bald to stand in the Sun seems a moar pressing matter, meh that's jus' me tho
 

Lily

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being too bald to stand in the Sun seems a moar pressing matter, meh that's jus' me tho

You know he tries to slut shame her. He goes on about what she's done, in the past, with men online. Interestingly, never with him though.
 

Murdy

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You know he tries to slut shame her. He goes on about what she's done, in the past, with men online. Interestingly, never with him though.

I refer to him as friend zone refugee 2675439
 
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Did you know?

Male reindeers lose their antlers in the fall and don’t get them back until spring. It was a team of females…


THE.WHOLE.DAMN.TIME.

 
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Lily

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Did you know?

Male Reindeers lose their antlers in the fall and don’t get them back until spring. It was a team of females…


THE.WHOLE.DAMN.TIME.



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Think about it, he pops into every house in Christendom with millions of passionate people passionately waiting up for him.
Shut the fuck up halfwit! You don’t even know the difference between “too” and “to”.
The cum must be perpetually dribbling from your whore’s handbag of a mouth…you have da aidseeeee of da brain! Löl.