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Because he is too fat.
Imagine being too fat to be Santa!!!
Imagine being too fat to be Santa!!!
Murdock's BFB (Big Fat Boyfriend) Rejected as Santa Claus
- Thread starter The Prowler
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Lily
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Not as fat as the emoji I gave ya. LMFAO...
HAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Lily
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I refer to him as friend zone refugee 2675439
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I still call him deaaaaaaady cause all that sexy tho :KMA:
Lily
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He's in the rejects club. Never been offered a tit pic in all his years online.
Lily
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The Howler's online profile:
Sex: I hope!
Height: 5'5"
complexion: pasty
Hobbies: ankle humper and part-time appliance salesman
profession: stalker
martial status: I am the ball and the chain
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I don’t know about you, but I’m about to sit on his lap and tell him exactly what I want:KMA:
Lily
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- Reaction score
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I don't know how he can eat all of those cookies with milk and stay skinny like that.
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- Waste, Fraud and Abuse.
Think about it, he pops into every house in Christendom with millions of passionate people passionately waiting up for him.
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Lily
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I'm sure he has plenty of workout partners. *waggles eyebrows*
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- Los Santos
Oooooh.......you going on the naughty list.
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How we know Santa is a man…
He shows up late, eats your cookie, empties his sack, comes only once and leaves while you are sleeping.
He shows up late, eats your cookie, empties his sack, comes only once and leaves while you are sleeping.
Lily
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“When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. ”
― Mae West
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lol That's cute. I like that.
Lily
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You should read more of her quotes online. They're funny, especially for them being around almost 100 years ago
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Did you know?
Male reindeers lose their antlers in the fall and don’t get them back until spring. It was a team of females…
THE.WHOLE.DAMN.TIME.
Male reindeers lose their antlers in the fall and don’t get them back until spring. It was a team of females…
THE.WHOLE.DAMN.TIME.
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Lily
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- The Wild Wild West
Lily
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- 22,372
- Location
- California
- Reaction score
- 6,810
- Location
- The Wild Wild West
Yummy
Lily
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- Great Southern Land
Shut the fuck up halfwit! You don’t even know the difference between “too” and “to”.
The cum must be perpetually dribbling from your whore’s handbag of a mouth…you have da aidseeeee of da brain! Löl.
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- Great Southern Land
Sounds legit! Löl.
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- The Wild Wild West
Oh he’s fat alright…. where it counts.
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- Great Southern Land
His forehead? Lölölölölöl
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- The Wild Wild West
That doesn’t even make sense
Are you going to sober up or is your entire family going to walk out on you for Christmas… or should I say, whoever is left…..
