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[SirSuperSouthern]

Anyone here actually open tangible mail? I stopped years ago once all my bills were paid through my checking account at the worst fucking bank since mankind's short history after discovering electricity. Don't ask, asshole, because I don't answer personal questions from eagerly curious strangers.

Speaking about with-holding important shit to myself, I'll make an exception this time. See, I got an oddly official letter the other day, and actually opened paper mail since the last time I got a paper cut on my clit-hammer, shutting an envelope. Worst injury ever.

No Willy Wonka golden ticket. Better. Kinda.



________________________________________________________________________________

Hello Mr. Southern,

We here at the Smithsonian museum have been alerted about the essential treasures that you bear. Even more important than that evil ring we haven't found yet. Your two irreplaceable enchanted stones are what we here are most motivated to enshrine. A brilliant Nobel Surprize winner, who has figured everything out, told us all about them. Our planet revolves *not* around the Sun, but your sacred jacobs. The only two authentic Wonders of the world.

Make haste!

__________________________________________________________________________________



I've been sayin' the same shit for decades, but Blizzard knows better than to place their electronic imitations in any of their games. Diablo 2 is the only game of theirs worthy of them, but I'm the only person who still plays it so they don't respond to my emails.

Back to what really happened. Should I really give 'em up, so they could get the Lenin treatment under and exaggerated statue of me? Couldn't decide one way or the other as many women have chosen my spunk for the shovin'. Dunno how many I got runnin' around the world - I'm just a generous man who wants more whores on Austin's streets. Any goddamn way, myyyy decision was somewhat simplified:

"I recommend... AMPUTAAATION!"

Brilliant, very convincing logic I say. The Dr and I settled on him flying back to the museum delivering only one. But before the sanitary operation commenced, there was one last thing I had to do: nutface another dumb bitch (lost count).

SSS
- bitch pressed her nose to her monitor for an authentic whiff

 

[SHAMPAIN]

 

[Flynn]

Well if it isn't my old buddy SSS. I see you're still pantomiming being a "writer." Things just don't change do they? At least you're not posting gore just yet.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Sss you whoreson

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Every knucklehead who drops a scentless turd in this gem will be visited by the Testicle Fairy. She'll sprinkle a smidge of my dried holy water into your open snoring mouths before flying to the next apartment. You'll all wake up with the best breath and taste you've ever had in your mouths and wonder what the cause was...



SSS
- not the nigger dick you smoked the night before

 

[Flynn]

Every knucklehead who drops a scentless turd in this gem will be visited by the Testicle Fairy. She'll sprinkle a smidge of my dried holy water into your open snoring mouths before flying to the next apartment. You'll all wake up with the best breath and taste you've ever had in your mouths and wonder what the cause was...



SSS
- not the nigger dick you smoked the night before

More of the same nonsensical smanterings from the guy who can't even find his brain that fell into his mom's M&M dish.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

SSS
- Ween doesn't lie

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Alright then. This thread is so special that it makes you losers look better for just being a small part of it. Good for yooooooooo!

To begin, watching that embarrassment of an owned trick is claiming it has known me for years. Problem? I'm using the only nic I ever have (@CJ, '03), and the person trying to talk shit to a boss-player like me hides under some scrambled letters. What a shitty joke, poked. By me. Obviously.

_Pile? Thank my remaining testicle that you could actually find someone to do what you can't - speak for yourself. *sound of excuseless failure blares*

Also, some idiot has tried to piggyback my renaming of a certain gimp I dubbed Ms. Nipple. I got die-easy fans all over this place...




SSS
- couldn't afford the priceless chainsaw that a certain Texan made famous

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Well well well...







SSS
- if only I were gay enough to place a BH emo thingy LOL at the end



PSSS
- do tell us more

 

[Flynn]

Alright then. This thread is so special that it makes you losers look better for just being a small part of it. Good for yooooooooo!

To begin, watching that embarrassment of an owned trick is claiming it has known me for years. Problem? I'm using the only nic I ever have (@CJ, '03), and the person trying to talk shit to a boss-player like me hides under some scrambled letters. What a shitty joke, poked. By me. Obviously.

_Pile? Thank my remaining testicle that you could actually find someone to do what you can't - speak for yourself. *sound of excuseless failure blares*

Also, some idiot has tried to piggyback my renaming of a certain gimp I dubbed Ms. Nipple. I got die-easy fans all over this place...




SSS
- couldn't afford the priceless chainsaw that a certain Texan made famous

Hey stupid. You forgot to insert some of your famous dog porn in your last lackluster post. You are still a fucking tool.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Hmm, you should've italicized "stupid", which makes you so. The rest of your nothingness tells the gang here that everyone should never do anything but forgettably scroll-wheel your watery-shit material onto another one of my greats, faggot. Silently go somewhere else and die...




SSS
- sure, I'll autograugh your tit

 

[Flynn]

Hmm, you should've italicized "stupid", which makes you so. The rest of your nothingness tells the gang here that everyone should never do anything but forgettably scroll-wheel your watery-shit material onto another one of my greats, faggot. Silently go somewhere else and die...




SSS
- sure, I'll autograugh your tit

How is it that you're so fucking "smart" that you absolutely managed to say jack-shit? Typical bullshit from SSS the ninth wonder of the tard universe.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You blerped what I typed first that was much, much better your failed attempt that I inspired you to try. That reverses your second sorry ass sentence right back a'cha, and you couldn't be more right than that...




SSS
- ever

 

[Mr. Whipple]

what a delusional turd fancier you are ShitShowerShave trying to take credit for Dilf's stupid nic he gave me. It's as lame as your attempts to write like you have some formal education. You are a fucking twink , rumor has it you have a prolapsed brain err rectum...what a non entity you are.

 

[Flynn]

You blerped what I typed first that was much, much better your failed attempt that I inspired you to try. That reverses your second sorry ass sentence right back a'cha, and you couldn't be more right than that...




SSS
- ever

Hey jerkoff, do me a favor and shut the fuck up. Why don't you post that cute picture of you and your dog?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

stalking me asswipe ? PATHETIC LOSER !

 

[SHAMPAIN]

You blerped what I typed first that was much, much better your failed attempt that I inspired you to try. That reverses your second sorry ass sentence right back a'cha, and you couldn't be more right than that...




SSS
- ever

Hey jerkoff, do me a favor and shut the fuck up. Why don't you post that cute picture of you and your dog?

How about you get an avatar?

 

[Flynn]

You blerped what I typed first that was much, much better your failed attempt that I inspired you to try. That reverses your second sorry ass sentence right back a'cha, and you couldn't be more right than that...




SSS
- ever

Hey jerkoff, do me a favor and shut the fuck up. Why don't you post that cute picture of you and your dog?

How about you get an avatar?

How about you grow a functioning brain?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

You blerped what I typed first that was much, much better your failed attempt that I inspired you to try. That reverses your second sorry ass sentence right back a'cha, and you couldn't be more right than that...




SSS
- ever

Hey jerkoff, do me a favor and shut the fuck up. Why don't you post that cute picture of you and your dog?

How about you get an avatar?

How about you grow a functioning brain?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

This thread is turning out great. I've been called a writer with a formal education. That's just how it works - if you talk about me or write me a message you can't do it without complimenting me. That's just how it works...

First

Second

Third

SSS
- complement me again, and again, and never stop

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Texans all have shotguns and our collective faith in the Lord runs deep. By my bedside, I have a Bible sitting on top of Blood Meridian - the two best books ever penned.

4chan'd you fags with a dated picture so you ugly slimeballs knew I wasn't just posting dated pictures of me.

Here's one of me outside, keeping the fucking Sun outta my pretty face. It revolves around my balls that gave _Vile something she'll never forget or stop believing that that picture of us finally added some meaning to her shitty life. Fuck Las Vegas and/or Amsterdam, that nut-faced bitch has already made plans to make her pilgrimage to the Smithsonian wearing her dishrag...




SSS
- Goddamn I'm great

 

[Mr. Whipple]

Pin head ....

BUY A HAT SHITSTICK:LMAO:

 

[Swamp-Duck]

This thread is turning out great. I've been called a writer with a formal education. That's just how it works - if you talk about me or write me a message you can't do it without complimenting me. That's just how it works...

First

Second

Third

SSS
- complement me again, and again, and never stop

When did you last decorate ? I thought arches and pink walls went out in the 80s.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Since it’s petty obviously this pathetic poser is desperate for my attention I’ll grace him with it for a minute.......

What kind of loser is so desperate for validation from strangers that he’ll post easily
re-pixelated pictures providing anyone who sees this thread all the information needed to steal this morons identity :LMAO2::LMAO:

I just hope he has a decent credit rating I’ve got my eye on a vehicle

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I've been dox'd many times, Honey_Pile. Heh, I was actually terrified back when I was flaming at CJ and gnarly got all my info and threatened to call the head of my college major's department and send him a link to my really hostile post that I wrote. He named the head of the San Marcos police department and said he'd do the same, back when I hadn't paid my parking tickets. There were more that I don't remember any more. Freaked me the fuck out.

Now in 2019 in my first thread here, some loony poster calling himself WarPig was in a bad spot, his mother was dying. I pulled out my tongs and hammer and battered him about it. He went batshit, dox'd me, told me he was going to kill me. Then toned it down with a "kick your fucking ass", then gave up entirely and hasn't been seen here since.

Thanks for reminding me of those days, before everyone was on-line. PhD Carter would've certainly thought it would need to be shown to the dean. The police? Fuck if I know how those noobs would angrily react?

Flaming was so intense in those days, my style was very different. I was solely a hardcore power flamer and put in more hard work into it than I did in school. I've worn undershirts since boarding military school (began at 13 because I was already uncontrollable) and drink coffee. The pits on all those shirts quickly became yellow and stank so bad that washing them with heavy doses of bleach couldn't even make me look innocent. It was a really fun rush back then, constantly checking back to see their retorts - two of the posters there were very good (gnarly and Leopardsocks, for those of you there who are here now).

I went from laughing at people who used PCs until I was shown CJ and saw all the gore and other harsh shit. The site also had some really good writers for the front page articles, including Paul Dinan whose name I remember to this day because he was so funny and talented. Ahhhh, what a rush. I'm older now and have slowed down to the point of unrecognizable except for my nic I've always used. My ankles have been gnawed to the bone by the untalented, such as Ms. Nipple over the past decade +.

This post was somewhat invigorating to type out. The beginning was wilder than the Old West. It's all but died now seeing as how I'm actually banned from the two flaming sites that don't even stand up for free speech any more. Women and children outnumber us old school badasses by so many I can't even bitch about the clamps that have come, and squeeze harder every day. Oh well, at least I was dedicated to The Game when it was played with no rules whatsoever.

I'm ranting to myself at the moment, I doubt anyone finished reading this one. Thanks for reminding me about all of the chaos, and posting a pic of a nice set of rims, girl. You go!




SSS
- that's the rub

 

[TheHaze]

[QUOTE="Swamp-Duck, post: 92340, member:







SSS
- complement me again, and again, and never stop[/QUOTE]

When did you last decorate ? I thought arches and pink walls went out in the 80s.[/QUOTE]

Not for gay people and besides that is his mom's place and the funny shit is a shot gun hanging over the door that he can't reach- - - - -what a joke

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I've been dox'd many times, Honey_Pile. Heh, I was actually terrified back when I was flaming at CJ and gnarly got all my info and threatened to call the head of my college major's department and send him a link to my really hostile post that I wrote. He named the head of the San Marcos police department and said he'd do the same, back when I hadn't paid my parking tickets. There were more that I don't remember any more. Freaked me the fuck out.

Now in 2019 in my first thread here, some loony poster calling himself WarPig was in a bad spot, his mother was dying. I pulled out my tongs and hammer and battered him about it. He went batshit, dox'd me, told me he was going to kill me. Then toned it down with a "kick your fucking ass", then gave up entirely and hasn't been seen here since.

Thanks for reminding me of those days, before everyone was on-line. PhD Carter would've certainly thought it would need to be shown to the dean. The police? Fuck if I know how those noobs would angrily react?

Flaming was so intense in those days, my style was very different. I was solely a hardcore power flamer and put in more hard work into it than I did in school. I've worn undershirts since boarding military school (began at 13 because I was already uncontrollable) and drink coffee. The pits on all those shirts quickly became yellow and stank so bad that washing them with heavy doses of bleach couldn't even make me look innocent. It was a really fun rush back then, constantly checking back to see their retorts - two of the posters there were very good (gnarly and Leopardsocks, for those of you there who are here now).

I went from laughing at people who used PCs until I was shown CJ and saw all the gore and other harsh shit. The site also had some really good writers for the front page articles, including Paul Dinan whose name I remember to this day because he was so funny and talented. Ahhhh, what a rush. I'm older now and have slowed down to the point of unrecognizable except for my nic I've always used. My ankles have been gnawed to the bone by the untalented, such as Ms. Nipple over the past decade +.

This post was somewhat invigorating to type out. The beginning was wilder than the Old West. It's all but died now seeing as how I'm actually banned from the two flaming sites that don't even stand up for free speech any more. Women and children outnumber us old school badasses by so many I can't even bitch about the clamps that have come, and squeeze harder every day. Oh well, at least I was dedicated to The Game when it was played with no rules whatsoever.

I'm ranting to myself at the moment, I doubt anyone finished reading this one. Thanks for reminding me about all of the chaos, and posting a pic of a nice set of rims, girl. You go!




SSS
- that's the rub

 

[realgrimm]

I've been dox'd many times, Honey_Pile. Heh, I was actually terrified back when I was flaming at CJ and gnarly got all my info and threatened to call the head of my college major's department and send him a link to my really hostile post that I wrote. He named the head of the San Marcos police department and said he'd do the same, back when I hadn't paid my parking tickets. There were more that I don't remember any more. Freaked me the fuck out.

Now in 2019 in my first thread here, some loony poster calling himself WarPig was in a bad spot, his mother was dying. I pulled out my tongs and hammer and battered him about it. He went batshit, dox'd me, told me he was going to kill me. Then toned it down with a "kick your fucking ass", then gave up entirely and hasn't been seen here since.

Thanks for reminding me of those days, before everyone was on-line. PhD Carter would've certainly thought it would need to be shown to the dean. The police? Fuck if I know how those noobs would angrily react?

Flaming was so intense in those days, my style was very different. I was solely a hardcore power flamer and put in more hard work into it than I did in school. I've worn undershirts since boarding military school (began at 13 because I was already uncontrollable) and drink coffee. The pits on all those shirts quickly became yellow and stank so bad that washing them with heavy doses of bleach couldn't even make me look innocent. It was a really fun rush back then, constantly checking back to see their retorts - two of the posters there were very good (gnarly and Leopardsocks, for those of you there who are here now).

I went from laughing at people who used PCs until I was shown CJ and saw all the gore and other harsh shit. The site also had some really good writers for the front page articles, including Paul Dinan whose name I remember to this day because he was so funny and talented. Ahhhh, what a rush. I'm older now and have slowed down to the point of unrecognizable except for my nic I've always used. My ankles have been gnawed to the bone by the untalented, such as Ms. Nipple over the past decade +.

This post was somewhat invigorating to type out. The beginning was wilder than the Old West. It's all but died now seeing as how I'm actually banned from the two flaming sites that don't even stand up for free speech any more. Women and children outnumber us old school badasses by so many I can't even bitch about the clamps that have come, and squeeze harder every day. Oh well, at least I was dedicated to The Game when it was played with no rules whatsoever.

I'm ranting to myself at the moment, I doubt anyone finished reading this one. Thanks for reminding me about all of the chaos, and posting a pic of a nice set of rims, girl. You go!




SSS
- that's the rub

Lol, Leopardsocks is over on the Canadian forums,but think hes currently pouting after the flame boards invaded.. Not sure exactly what happened but it went down in Rottwangs thread

 

[Adam Hitler]

Old Leo has semi-perma retired from the forums I think.

Shame really, once you get passed his grumpy old bastard exterior he’s not a bad bloke.